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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: the_residents on October 09, 2014, 05:49:32 AM

Title: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: the_residents on October 09, 2014, 05:49:32 AM
Hi, im kind of emotional stupid, closed or whatever. The kind of guy that says what he thinks, or at least the minimal amount to not fill people's mind with too much noise, shit thrown to their collective belief systems, i dont like to make people sad just to encourage their thinking, questioning reality. That or it could be my belief and im crazy to others, and im worse. I never have been on psychologists, psychiatrists, and that. It is new to me, i just dont believe in the belief systems of mainstream psychology and throwing pills without knowing what chemically happens inside the brain of the person you are facing. So i got to a point where i have to get some pills to get on a chemical brake, and follow this people, that i think just want a happy month's employee. Or just act like if im curing, either way i have to look cured to my enviroment, and my psichologist. So 1.I need to be more cautious, and create a pseudo belief system that works well in my working enviroment. 2. If i start to act for people to save my sanity, why cant i learn how to use them. following their way on their domain.

So im looking for some contra psychology, im not a psycho but sometimes stupid people can be harmful, is better to prevent. If they are sad because im a troll, why dont they all take the pills, to feel easy.

I read some nlp, but it feels like bs to steal money selling books, tickets. I also read some psycopaths bible book by C. S. Hyatt. But they all look just like diagrams, or plain. I need some more vivid, what is the best acting school, psychology shool to learn this, i dont want shakespeare, nothing, just to act type of personaties on reality.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 09, 2014, 11:15:06 AM
I am struggling to understand the question.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 09, 2014, 12:23:58 PM
I understand my kitties stares more than this guy.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2014, 01:04:54 PM
I believe he/she's trying to say that they feel like they're part of the Outgroup, and aren't feeling terribly stable, mentally.  Has briefly looked into and rejected: Psychopharmacology, psychotherapy, NLP, and whatever it is CS Hyatt does (a blend of Thelema and TM, from what I can tell). 

Apparently the request is for a method to adopt a seemingly "normal" personality in order to "pass" in society.  I'm assuming they don't want to fundamentally change their mental state, they're just looking for a presentable mask.

Quick answer: Sorry buddy, we don't really do masks here.  Or at the very least, we lean more towards taking masks off, rather than getting new ones.

Except for Nigel.  Her mask slipped once, and two-thirds of Portland vanished.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Faust on October 09, 2014, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: the_residents on October 09, 2014, 05:49:32 AM
Hi, im kind of emotional stupid, closed or whatever. The kind of guy that says what he thinks, or at least the minimal amount to not fill people's mind with too much noise, shit thrown to their collective belief systems, i dont like to make people sad just to encourage their thinking, questioning reality. That or it could be my belief and im crazy to others, and im worse. I never have been on psychologists, psychiatrists, and that. It is new to me, i just dont believe in the belief systems of mainstream psychology and throwing pills without knowing what chemically happens inside the brain of the person you are facing. So i got to a point where i have to get some pills to get on a chemical brake, and follow this people, that i think just want a happy month's employee. Or just act like if im curing, either way i have to look cured to my enviroment, and my psichologist. So 1.I need to be more cautious, and create a pseudo belief system that works well in my working enviroment. 2. If i start to act for people to save my sanity, why cant i learn how to use them. following their way on their domain.

So im looking for some contra psychology, im not a psycho but sometimes stupid people can be harmful, is better to prevent. If they are sad because im a troll, why dont they all take the pills, to feel easy.

I read some nlp, but it feels like bs to steal money selling books, tickets. I also read some psycopaths bible book by C. S. Hyatt. But they all look just like diagrams, or plain. I need some more vivid, what is the best acting school, psychology shool to learn this, i dont want shakespeare, nothing, just to act type of personaties on reality.

Thanks.

Kindly clean your posting crystal as the message you are sending is coming through all jumbled.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2014, 02:40:51 PM
Based on the OP, I would say that meds were probably the right track for him.

OP, you can't "trick" your psychologist into thinking you're well.


Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2014, 02:41:17 PM
Unless you're a psychopath, in which case, eek.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 09, 2014, 11:42:58 PM
I am really struggling to figure out wtf all that was.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 12:58:31 PM
OK I was going to go to bed already but I had this tab open and managed to catch this post and loved it, and had to reply.

Quote from: the_residents on October 09, 2014, 05:49:32 AM
Hi, im kind of emotional stupid, closed or whatever.

Hi Mr Closed or Whatever.  Nice to meet you.  I'm trix.

QuoteThe kind of guy that says what he thinks, or at least the minimal amount to not fill people's mind with too much noise, shit thrown to their collective belief systems, i dont like to make people sad just to encourage their thinking, questioning reality.

Sounds slightly Discordian.  I can kind of see how you ended up here.

QuoteThat or it could be my belief and im crazy to others, and im worse.

Yes.

QuoteI never have been on psychologists, psychiatrists, and that.

I've never been on psychologists or psychiatrists either.  I've had attractive ones, but I like to believe the only thing that stopped it was the whole doctor/patient sex stigma thing. That and I was like 12.

QuoteIt is new to me, i just dont believe in the belief systems of mainstream psychology and throwing pills without knowing what chemically happens inside the brain of the person you are facing.

Um, ok.  I can dig that.

QuoteSo i got to a point where i have to get some pills to get on a chemical brake

wait.  You have to get some pills, which you don't believe in, to get on a chemical brake?  First, I'm going to assume you meant "break", and you're not trying to stop your car with pills and chemicals (as awesome as that would be).  Second, I don't think the purpose of the pills is to give you a break.  I think the purpose is to give other people a break, from your crazy.  At least, that was the purpose of the pills they gave me, when I was younger.

Quote, and follow this people, that i think just want a happy month's employee.

Wrong.  Companies do not want a happy month's employee.  They want you to suffer, TERRIBLY, and then pretend outwardly that everything is just peachy.  Can't you tell by the way most jobs are set up?

QuoteOr just act like if im curing, either way i have to look cured to my enviroment, and my psichologist.

The best way to look cured to your psychologist is to work at overcoming your problems (if possible) and demonstrating real progress.  Or, you can force all the crazy to the back of the bus over and over until it gets bored and comes out to play RIGHT when you have to make an impression for someone you care about, causing you to forget everything you were about to say and instead get the Fresh Prince Theme Song stuck in your fucking head and the only way to get it out is to sing it out loud confusing the fuck out of everyone until the evil of the song overcomes their resistance and forces them to sing it with you.  Then you sneak away and get shitfaced because fuck it why not.

QuoteSo 1.I need to be more cautious, and create a pseudo belief system that works well in my working enviroment.

Nah, don't just start believing shit that you created.  That way lies sanity.  Instead believe NOTHING AT ALL and start questioning the meaning of taco tuesday, while pointing out every instance of cognitive dissonance you see until people start avoiding you entirely.

Quote2. If i start to act for people to save my sanity, why cant i learn how to use them. following their way on their domain.

Ok, you win.  I'm stumped.  I have no idea what the hell you just said.

QuoteSo im looking for some contra psychology,

I've been waiting my ENTIRE LIFE to show someone where they can find some contra psychology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contra_III:_The_Alien_Wars)!

You are welcome.

Quoteim not a psycho but sometimes stupid people can be harmful, is better to prevent.

Yes, it is always better to prevent stupid people.  This is why weapons exist.  Or you can give them to Howl for SCIENCE, but then you run the risk of him deciding he'd rather science YOU.

QuoteIf they are sad because im a troll, why dont they all take the pills, to feel easy.

Well, I don't know if they are sad about your species, but the only pills I know of that make one feel easy are ruffies, and from what I hear, few people want to take those.

QuoteI read some nlp,

My Little Pony has a BOOK?  Just fucking shoot me now.

Quotebut it feels like bs to steal money selling books, tickets.

Congrats, you have now provoked the wrath of the Bronies!  Cower in fear, you poor sod, for they will whine at you and maybe speak ill of your mother.

QuoteI also read some psycopaths bible book by C. S. Hyatt. But they all look just like diagrams, or plain.

They all just look like diagrams, or plain?  Yeah.  And I bet you read that indoors, or outdoors.  While wearing glasses, or contacts, or nothing.  Do I win the bet?

QuoteI need some more vivid

This makes no sense given the definition of "vivid" that I know of, so I went to urbandictionary where it says that vivid means "A woman so hot, she could be an A-list porn star".  Fuck yes.  I could use some more vivid myself.

Quote, what is the best acting school, psychology shool to learn this, i dont want shakespeare, nothing, just to act type of personaties on reality.

Uhh, if you want to learn to multiple personalities, but you don't want shakespeare nothing (so no acting school?), then all I can think of is maybe join Fight Club?  Tyler Durden has much to teach us all.


This is an honest attempt at some sort of reply to what I suspect is either broken english or word salad.

But now I'm hungry as well as tired and really am going to bed now before I keep stupiding more threads.
Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Raz Tech on October 10, 2014, 01:05:29 PM
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Title: Re: Street, Reality psychology.
Post by: Telarus on October 11, 2014, 07:42:56 AM
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