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I tried to stay away..  I really did.  I seem to get a lot of flax from you fuckers but damn if you're not at least intelligent and, more importantly, hilarious about it, even if I think you're misguided. 

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Slogans:

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

Where slacker=someone who got laid off and has been looking for a decent job with reasonable pay for nearly two years now, but can't because there are no jobs? Cuz, I got a few friends that fit that bill. I'll let them know they're just not working hard enough at getting a job.

DOWN WITH THE AMBITIOUS!  A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR MEANS WE'RE ALL EQUAL!

Where ambitious=people with no moral compunctions about making sure they have way more money than they'll ever need at the expense of others?

UPWARD MOBILITY IS DOWNWARD MOBILITY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

There is no upward mobility for most.

ACHIEVING MORE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY MEANS LESS FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

Yeah, when you lock up all that income at the top and prevent it from trickling down to the unwashed masses this is exactly true.

MEDIOCRATY IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!

Gainful employment and having enough to live without worrying about the bills is the American Dream.
Fiscal conservatives gave us a nightmare instead.

GREED IS A WORSE SIN THAN ENVY!   WRATH, LUST AND PRIDE ARE OK..  GLUTTONY AND SLOTH ARE TEH BEST!

Greed and Gluttony are the same. I don't envy the rich, because I prefer not to be a greedy douche. The government and the WOMP cabal have a monopoly on wrath, lust keeps the human species going, and I think there is more pride going on at the top than the bottom. As far as sloth, I do like sleeping, I must admit.

CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!

We're not all Communists. Rampant capitalism has never achieved anything of value. As far as economics go, I consider myself a centrist. Mixed economy. Balance. Balance is a good thing here.

IF YOU'RE WINNING IN LIFE, THAT MEANS OTHER PEOPLE ARE LOSING!

Define winning in life. 

PAPER MONEY IS THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE THE VALUE FOR EVERYONE!

Using paper as a medium of exchange is just as arbitrary as using shiny lumps of metal as a medium of exchange.

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

Not sure what students failing their midterm has to do with anything here.

I really like that last one.

Alright for now.

Or fucking kill me.

And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

But when I get drunk I maek womp :?amidoinitrong?

No, no sir, you are doing it exactly right.

you guys pick the most retarded nicknames for your acquaintances lol

I refer to my roommate as Pickles, because he has Pickles in his last name.

I am, however, now encouraged to make up dumb nicknames for my friends.

Is she picky about pants?

Also, can kinda see the resemblance.

Thats an awesome image

Huh. Ill have to check it out.

Only particle we have observed at the speed of light, as a discrete packed of photons. But it is also a wave, which means it is not bound by mass constraints.

and that equation is a bit of a mind fuck,

as 1) no physical object could travel at the speed of light as it would require infinite energy
    2) the reason you can be infinitely anywhere is that at the speed of light, time is infinite/stopped inside your reference frame (that is what is meant by delta t = zero

So imagine you could instantly accelerate to the speed of light. once there you could travel anywhere in the universe, with your clocking basically frozen. meaning you would in effect be immortal until you slowed down.

So jump to speed of light and say hit alpha centuri, that's what 4 light years away? to you, it would be instantaneous, where to the rest of the the universe (outside your reference frame) it would have taken you four years.

and dividing by zero is a fallacy as it produces no real solutions to an equation. which in this case means time stops existing.

So it would be everywhere (at least in a straight line) from the pilot's perspective, but it still wouldn't actually be instantaneously everywhere though, right?

I thought that dividing by zero was meaningless and fallacy. The result is also a bit counterintuitive. We've observed particles going at the speed of light that clearly weren't everywhere at once.

According to current relativistic theory, at the speed of light you exist everywhere at once, so wouldn't be boldly going so much, as boldly revisiting everywhere

Warp speed negates relativistic effects, since it moves the space around the matter, not the matter itself.


Also, could you get me the link for that? I haven't heard that before.

Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

I was hoping you'd say Trix Rabbit.

Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

But I thought the point of Halloween was to dress DIFFERENTLY?

No. The point is to eat lots of candy in the name of Satan or something. The costumes are just attempts to attract the opposite sex. Consider the attendees of any Halloween party.

Bump. I never got my assignment.

You will go as Pope Ratzinger.

But you will act like emperor Palpatine.

Bump. I never got my assignment.

How I miss this?

That's not the only thing you missed.

Oh?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30488.0

Wow. Ok, that's going to take some thought to counter.

Oh yeah, other random tidbit: On Tuesday, I gave a resigned "Hail Eris" during our emergency morale pow-wow while Boston was being raided and someone in the crowd (didn't see who) shouted back "Hail Discordia!" 

Twid,
Eris representing Beantown for me