Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 04:34:52 PM

Title: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 04:34:52 PM
In another thread, I wrote the following:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2012, 06:46:48 PM
The acid test is this:

1.  Are the claims verifiable given current technology?

2.  Does the person espousing the claims claim to be an authority on the matter?

If the first answer is no and the second answer is yes, then the person in question is a bullshitter, no matter what they're selling (including atheism).  Except genuine Holy Men™, who have a special dispensation on account of we STATE that we're bullshitting, but that bullshit is divinely inspired, so shut up.

If the first answer is yes and the second answer is yes, check the person's credentials.

If the first answer is no and the second answer is no, you're talking to someone in a bar.

If the first answer is yes and the second answer is no, congratulations, you're talking to the only honest man you know.

Interestingly enough, everyone seems to be on board with that, until you point out that it also applies to their belief systems, at which point the butthurt flows like last night's Caesar Salad. 

Thing is, I'd like to add a catagory to that:  Bad signal.  Not just unverifiable data, but WRONG data.

So you have

1.  Are the claims verifiable given current technology?
2.  Does the person espousing the claims claim to be an authority on the matter?
3.  Are the claims actually false?

If the second answer is yes and the third answer is yes, then you have a snake oil salesman, on par with Don Lapre.

If the second answer is yes and the third answer is no, or if the second anwer is yes and the third answer is no, then you have the previously listed scenarios.

If the second answer is no and the third answer is yes, then you have someone who has received bad information and assumes that it's correct.  Everyone does this from time to time.

In the case of the second and third answer being yes, or the first and second answer being yes, then you also have the potential for fanatics.  They don't know, but they THINK they know, and they're going to explain it to you at a party if you aren't quick enough to escape.  They also tend to AGREE with what's been posted here, but only so long as it doesn't involve THEIR beliefs.

Run.  Run while you still have legs.  Arguing with a fanatic is like arguing with the wall...You aren't getting anywhere, and nobody else at the party will come near you.




Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2012, 05:08:27 PM
I think I'm going to have to diagram that out.

In the meantime, it's the bullshitter that hands out bad signal, right? And if THEY hand out the bad signal, that makes THEM a bullshitter too, yeah?
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2012, 05:08:27 PM
I think I'm going to have to diagram that out.

In the meantime, it's the bullshitter that hands out bad signal, right? And if THEY hand out the bad signal, that makes THEM a bullshitter too, yeah?

Well, if you combine "unverifiable" and "disproven" data to define bad signal, then yes.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2012, 05:37:15 PM
I like this but I also need LMNO to draw that diagram.

I think it would be a really great diagram. Maybe even a memeworthy one.

Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2012, 07:29:03 PM
Before i do, Roger, I know you means and ways are infallable, but could you please reveiw your post for correct accuracy?  I only ask because of lines like this:

QuoteIf the second answer is yes and the third answer is no, or if the second anwer is yes and the third answer is no, then you have the previously listed scenarios.

I think my brain just tried to crawl out of my ear trying to figure out the difference between the two stances.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2012, 07:29:03 PM
Before i do, Roger, I know you means and ways are infallable, but could you please reveiw your post for correct accuracy?  I only ask because of lines like this:

QuoteIf the second answer is yes and the third answer is no, or if the second anwer is yes and the third answer is no, then you have the previously listed scenarios.

I think my brain just tried to crawl out of my ear trying to figure out the difference between the two stances.

Now *I'm* turned around.   :lulz:

I'll redo it tonight, legibly.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: LMNO on December 18, 2012, 07:53:32 PM
You mean it WASN'T a test of proper Holiness™? 


Dammit, at this rate, I'll never get my Enlightenment© Level-Up.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 18, 2012, 10:00:29 PM
I think it would be a great diagram.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2012, 11:02:24 PM
It makes sense to me if I slow down and think about the thing.

Would make an awesome diagram though. :D
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: LMNO on December 19, 2012, 02:47:57 PM
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1406670/L.png)
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 04:08:48 PM
Shit yeah.

I think that's what I was saying.
Title: Re: We're Fresh Out of Rationalists, But Fanatics Are Half Price Today
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2012, 05:55:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2012, 02:47:57 PM
(http://www.gliffy.com/pubdoc/1406670/L.png)

I love it!