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So what you're saying is that the Universe is kinky.

Whoever said literature was dead was being overly optimistic :|
Nah, I'm bringing it back. Gimme a few.

"I thought we killed Jake" said QWaritch silently. "Then I must get my revenge!"
Thanks for this. Holy shit.

Apple Talk / Re: I know you don't all feel the same way
« on: July 14, 2011, 03:14:06 am »
That's exactly how I see her, too. She seems like a performance artist/activist doing an art project/social experiment. I think she's completely self-aware and most of what she does career-wise is calculated to advance her own agenda.

I wonder if there are any cults who think Lady Gaga is the Antichrist yet.

Apple Talk / Re: I know you don't all feel the same way
« on: July 13, 2011, 05:45:43 am »
Am I getting that there's a new Lady Gaga album out?

I know who she is, and I've heard her music, but I actively avoid celebrity gossip/who's famous/whatever stuff so I have no idea.

Apple Talk / Re: Things That Make You LOVE This Century.
« on: July 09, 2011, 06:30:01 pm »
Thank you, Japan!   :lulz:

In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW.  Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.

Am I... am I supposed to be masturbating to this?

So... I'm the only one whose reaction is  :lulz: ?
Hell, that's my default reaction to everything anymore, so much so that it's not even worth mentioning most of the time.

There's a members-only section of her website. That means there's naked pictures of this woman and people pay to see them, doesn't it.  :x

Aneristic Illusions / Re: A Big 'Fuck You' from the Supreme Court
« on: July 06, 2011, 05:34:03 am »
Oh hey, I think I have something about this:

As you might imagine, having a country run by combinations of agents from these two factions has led to a bloated, corrupt bureaucracy ruled by nefarious sociopaths with total disregard for individual liberty or happiness, an insulated ruling class who feel justified in spending the nation into bankruptcy while indiscriminately killing non-citizens overseas (either in “self-defense” through wars of aggression or for “humanitarian purposes” to ensure cheap access to natural resources in foreign nations) and imposing blatantly illegal restrictions on their serfs’ activities in the homeland. Luckily for the members of the Council they also control the courts, who ostensibly watch the watchmen but are mostly packed with watchmen as well, meaning even with the right to vote, run for office and file suit against the government the serfs are effectively (though unofficially and therefore legally) disenfranchised.

Apple Talk / Re: Argh!! Seriously, WTF? Brain broken....
« on: July 06, 2011, 04:59:34 am »
Holy shit! It's the plot of Megazone 23!

I hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but we may actually be living inside a spaceship designed to simulate 1980's Japan.

And here's another one, though I changed the chapter title as I didn't get into Betsy's backstory in this chapter as much as I thought I would. Still, it's up. Here's "Persons In Need of Suppressing." Just waiting for the Scientologists to sue me now.

« on: July 04, 2011, 05:46:26 am »
On an oddly related note, I found a highly wrathful Nigel Thornberry animation:
He seems to be doing a Great Cornholio impression here.

Apple Talk / Re: And Then, Suu, There's The Women
« on: July 04, 2011, 05:00:18 am »
On the flip side, I've had a few guys pretend to want to be my friend only to dump me when I wasn't interested in having sex with them. That really hurt my feelings and made me more suspicious, in a way that still kind of stings to this day. I really liked them as people and believed they really liked me as a person, so when it turned out that wasn't the case it threw me for a loop, hard.

You can't just manufacture an attraction where there is none.

Oh, that's just dirty pool.  :x

And there's definitely room for platonic friends of the opposite sex (or same sex if that's your thing) whom you're just not attracted to that way. I'm a heterosexual guy, but a lot of my best friends over the course of my life have been girls, and believe it or not I haven't wanted to have sex with most of them (or well, not most of the time... hormones, you know). I really value having female friends and do my best not to fuck those friendships up.*

That said, speaking as a guy, there's something you see all the time with some (not all) women: the moment a guy becomes her friend, he's automatically off the table as far as anything else goes. It's kinda baffling. (And no, I am not going to espouse Ladder Theory.)

*For the record, I'm actually right now very slowly starting to date my female best friend... but it's one of those situations where our friendship has kind of evolved over the past few years, and though I've been pretty up-front about my feelings for her lately and she hasn't run away yet--and has even been kind of cautiously responsive to my advances--her latest ex was an emotionally/psychologically abusive fuck and she's trying to put her life back together after leaving him a couple months ago, so right now my major goal is being the friend she needs and helping her rebuild her shattered self-esteem more than anything else. She knows I care about her, and it's kind of one of those "I'm gonna be here when you're ready to try it again" kinds of things. But that's a whole other topic...

The friend though, Im convinced, is merely just due to a fellow who can't seem to close.  Sometimes she just waiting for that bold move.  Any time I've "The Friend" was due to my inability to read her or a certain lack of effort on my own part
That does happen too. I've seen it. When I was a lot younger and didn't know what the fuck I was doing when it came to relationships, I did it.  :lulz: Sometimes it's the man not having any balls, definitely. But that's not the only reason it happens; sometimes it really is the woman just not knowing a good man when one's sitting next to her.

Apple Talk / Re: And Then, Suu, There's The Women
« on: July 04, 2011, 04:04:14 am »
The friend thing is just so goddamn true. Sometimes the "good ones" you never seem to be able to find are the guys who are trying to get to know you better as a person before trying to get in your pants, ladies.

Apple Talk / Re: ATTN GIGGLES.
« on: June 30, 2011, 03:53:21 am »
I watched it on Netflix a few weeks ago. It was disappointingly lame.

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