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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:35:52 PM

Title: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:35:52 PM
I don't do well with total freedom to pursue my creative desires.

As a XXX-Mas gift, my wife's girlfriend bought me a gift certificate for a domain registry and 2 years of unlimited space and bandwidth to "Make a part of the World Wide Web [my] own."

I've sat in front of Wordpad for the last two hours and I cannot, for the life of me, come up with anything. I have a white canvas, symbolically speaking, and I don't even know what colors I want on my pallet (also symbolically speaking).

Please, PD... throw shit out there to get my brain going. Whatever first pops in your mind, I don't care if it's a bad or good idea because I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS ISUCKATLIFESOGODDAMNMUCH!!!!!!!SHINOBI!!!
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 04, 2014, 04:37:06 PM
Hamburger earmuffs.
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 04, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Blog about your experiments with meditation.
This is easiest if you also start meditating.
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2014, 05:42:52 PM
Play Google Roulette (random webpage), then write about why it sucks.  Repeat daily until the entire internet hates you.
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 04, 2014, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?

Sell Vegan friendly ones.
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2014, 10:53:58 PM
Airmeat.com, a site that sells genetically-modified airplants that bear fruits made out of meat.

Niggerotica.com, self-explanatory.

Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: GrannySmith on January 04, 2014, 11:28:39 PM
Write some science fiction - no total dystopias please :)
Or maybe just simply collect all your favourite things for everyone to see?
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2014, 11:47:50 PM
new universe? how bout BRONYverse
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 04, 2014, 11:54:57 PM
Here are some simple, yet elegant websites that may inspire you:

http://zombo.com

http://crouton.net

http://riddlydiddly.com

http://www.pleaselike.com

http://eelslap.com

edit: had to add a few more
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 05, 2014, 05:13:43 AM
I like those.

I was thinking of writing political BDSM fanfic.

My first piece involves Diane Feinstein, the ghost of William Borah, and cattle prod. I'll have a treatment, shortly.
Title: Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
Post by: LMNO on January 05, 2014, 03:27:19 PM
You might want to research the genre first. I believe Cain may still have a link.