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umm... did I say any of those things?

I thought I gave up drugs.

I'm so sorry Horab- You ARE PREFECT in every way and are above critisism from anyone.

Thanks for dismissing my website as shit. That was very helpfull.

And I can't help it if I argue in a snide backhanded way. It's who I am

I have also had sex with men. I have two girlfriends now- but I may try it again someday.

And I can bend in half and suck my own dick

Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?

My original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-

I've got news for you.

I'm laughing at you too.
So far I've touched more than a few nerves- (don't deny it- or I'll quote you) You have yet to touch one of mine.

This is my idea of fun.

And shouldn't Discordians expect to be challenged?

also-

Now accepting applications for-

Malaclypse the Quadrangle

Malaclypse the Quintophile

Malaclypse the Sextarian

Malaclypse the Septentatious

and Malaclypse the Octogenarian.

Wow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.

What exactly did I do to piss you off?

(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)

Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.

You guys know absolutely nothing about me-

as I have shown you none of my work.

I've been feeling you out

Thusfar (with exceptions) I see people who cannot argue without childish insults. I dont respect you. And you don't respect me for the opposite reason.

Anyone want to actually argue with me on my point?

I haven't been called this many names since the 5th grade.

Apparently, on this site, anger is your sacred cow. So I'm sorry if I threatened your primary mode of existance-

And Rodger- You're taking the cheap way out saying that you're making suggestions. Be a man and admit that you want to control other people.

Poor, poor Rev. Rodger

He has to put up with sillyness on his precious bile-board.

Hey... where are all the noobs?...

That's right- You guys drive them all away-
Probably back to Xianity.
Good job

and for the record- I was born a Malaclypse

Hey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

[See, kids? Was that funny? Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.]

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.[/u]

How about we blah blah blah.

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblah. Blah blah blah.

Blah? Blah! Blah!!! Blahblah!

p.s. I'm an asshat.

Venom, venom, venom
Bile, bile, bile
Angry little men,
Without an ounce of style

P.S. Thanks for the support Syn.

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.

How about we let the old, angry, jaded members be old, angry and jaded

and let the new, naive, excited members be new naive, and excited.

And your endless bile isn't funny either.

p.s. guess which one I am- you will be wrong

St. Gulik.

extremely overrated.

I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

Wheeeeeeeee!
and Ah-ha ha ha ha ha. to all

The Bob Dole Forum index deffinately gets a nod.