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damn yo

we already are the 2x4s

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


leviathan can suck my ass

eris is a bitch

(still love her
and you)

i dont think anybody over 14 is listening to 50 cent

bubble gum rapper

fisher price: my first trolling mission

it is true

the only conspiracy is ignorance



situation normal IS all fucked up


take it personal

take it very very personal

hahahahahaaaa

FUN

they may not have any fun
but they sure do know how to pretend

had me convinced for a while

i guess shit is an acquired taste



it looks like its either get dirty or get dirted

fuck

i feel bad for anybody who has had knowledge of this shit for a long time


this planet seems a lot like a fucked up kind of waiting room where somebody has spread a REALLY bad joke

anything portable

phones
hard drives
cameras
laptops

all of them

break them all



and throw them into lava

"true discordian"

baaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa

does a hurricane know that it is called a hurricane?



at least i didnt make that mistake
tho i did hit most of the other ones on the list

...

damn yo

i almost got excited