(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4628/sarahpalinla4.png)
Who is sarah palin?
Governor of Alaska who McCain picked as VP.
She's...interesting.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on September 01, 2008, 05:13:55 AM
Who is sarah palin?
Bug-shit crazy Governor of Alaska, now GOP VP nominee. She believes in teaching "Intelligent Design" in science classes, no-exceptions abortion bans, and - it seems - having your labor cross 3 states. Rumor has it, of course, that it wasn't her kid, but her daughters (she had a 28" waist at 7 mo pregnant).
I am going to LOVE this election! :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2008, 05:16:29 AM
Governor of Alaska who McCain picked as VP.
She's...interesting.
She's a fucking LUNATIC! :lulz:
Also, her experience (something valued by the GOP, until now), consists of 20 months as governor, and a couple of years as a mayor of a fishing village. The whole GOP, and the best they could find was her.
Good thing she wasn't chosen as a hugely cynical campaign poster, or anything.
:lulz:
Do they fucking realize that she could very well be the nail-in-the-coffin?!
I don't care if they're pandering women voters or playing the minority "can you top this" game over the Dems but...Christ. She's a twat.
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2008, 05:30:01 AM
Do they fucking realize that she could very well be the nail-in-the-coffin?!
I don't care if they're pandering women voters or playing the minority "can you top this" game over the Dems but...Christ. She's a twat.
Hush. Just sit back and watch the hilarity.
Finagle is alive and well, and apparently runs the GOP. :lulz:
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
This is because you aren't
serious about having a good time.
2009 is gonna be hilarious either way. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 05:59:13 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
This is because you aren't serious about having a good time.
On the bright side, at least I know every state surrounding mine as well as RI are guaranteed Dem votes.
I'm telling you...The United Liberal States of New England is less than 4 years from secession, I'm just going to continue to watch the insanity up here.
The State of Massachusetts-Rhode Island and Providence Plantations maybe
first...
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2008, 04:50:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 05:59:13 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
This is because you aren't serious about having a good time.
On the bright side, at least I know every state surrounding mine as well as RI are guaranteed Dem votes.
I'm telling you...The United Liberal States of New England is less than 4 years from secession, I'm just going to continue to watch the insanity up here.
The State of Massachusetts-Rhode Island and Providence Plantations maybe first...
I wish I could say as much about the states surrounding me. I don't actually know what the states around me vote, but I can say with certainty they're not all Democratic.
If the ULSoNE secedes, I'm moving there. Well, I'm moving there after college anyway, but... I'll move there quicker if they secede.
This is going to be a fucking interesting election. I love creationists!
Btw, I stumbled across this the other day...
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9760/1220196163460td4.jpg)
Quote from: planeswalker on September 01, 2008, 07:00:43 PM
This is going to be a fucking interesting election. I love creationists!
Btw, I stumbled across this the other day...
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9760/1220196163460td4.jpg)
That's frightening. I have
one state by mine that voted Democratic. I need to move...
I live in VA, so we're pretty much guaranteed to go red.
Though if Mark Warner would've run for president we would totally have gone democratic. Everyone loves Mark Warner.
I love Mark Warner.
Who's Mark Warner?
see? everyone <3's Mark Warner.
he's the previous governor of VA. Currently running for senate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Warner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Warner)
Even if the entire popular vote in RI or MA went to McCain, the electorals would STILL go to Obama. That's how blue we are. Not bad for a land that once upon a time barely tolerated religious freedom.
wow, that is insane!
Will I be seeing this news on CNN anytime soon, or can't it be proven?
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) I wonder if people will be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps? hahahaha... If Obama loses, I think there is potential for some serious ass-fuckery, but what the fuck do I know anyways.
.
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
wow, that is insane!
Will I be seeing this news on CNN anytime soon, or can't it be proven?
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) I wonder if people will be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps? hahahaha... If Obama loses, I think there is potential for some serious ass-fuckery, but what the fuck do I know anyways.
.
There will be a mass exodus to Canada. That's right, us Americans will invade your spaggy ass country.
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
meh.
IRL I'm like a scared little puppy... i doubt i'm even capable of that.
but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do...
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2008, 08:44:44 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
wow, that is insane!
Will I be seeing this news on CNN anytime soon, or can't it be proven?
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.) I wonder if people will be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps? hahahaha... If Obama loses, I think there is potential for some serious ass-fuckery, but what the fuck do I know anyways.
.
There will be a mass exodus to Canada. That's right, us Americans will invade your spaggy ass country.
i know a few canadians who hate the US they say americans are fine when they are alone, but once you get them in a group, it is unbearable... arrogance skyrockets apparantly.. (i wouldn't know)
so if that does happens be prepaired for a lot of whiners whining about all the americans...
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
meh.
IRL I'm like a scared little puppy... i doubt i'm even capable of that.
but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do...
If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.
The by-county map of the 2004 election is very very depressing, BTW.
(http://uselectionatlas.org/USPRESIDENT/GENERAL/pe2004USA_smr.png)
Don't ask me why but the colors are backwards.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2008, 09:33:05 PM
The by-county map of the 2004 election is very very depressing, BTW.
(http://uselectionatlas.org/USPRESIDENT/GENERAL/pe2004USA_smr.png)
Don't ask me why but the colors are backwards.
Map showing the normal colors by county:
(http://politicalmaps.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/4-2004-by-county.png)
Map showing election results based on the population of each county:
(http://politicalmaps.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/5-2004-county-population-cartogram.png)
Source (http://politicalmaps.org/2004-presidential-election-maps/)
Map showing two blobs of silly putty squished together:
(http://politicalmaps.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/5-2004-county-population-cartogram.png)
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.)
Why? Because Obama is
Black?
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
meh.
IRL I'm like a scared little puppy... i doubt i'm even capable of that.
but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do...
If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.
Great. Another fucking thread ruined by Wade.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 10:59:29 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.)
Why? Because Obama is Black?
Of
course because he's black Roger!
That's what they
all do you know, loot, riot, sell drugs and shoot people!
Duur.
please to note my sarcasm
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 09:38:42 PM
Map showing the normal colors by county:
(http://politicalmaps.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/4-2004-by-county.png)
That truly scares me.
RE: OP
image is so win that i already put it on Digg and posted it to MySpace, of all places.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 02, 2008, 12:04:24 AM
RE: OP
image is so win that i already put it on Digg and posted it to MySpace, of all places.
Excellent. I intend to spread it around a bit tomorrow myself.
"Culture of life" eh? I didn't know that meant endangering unborn children.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 10:59:29 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.)
Why? Because Obama is Black?
That, and because he should probably be the winner.
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 02, 2008, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 10:59:29 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Also, what do you think will happen when Obama loses the election? I wonder if there will be riots? (like that whole LA rodney thing.)
Why? Because Obama is Black?
That, and because he should probably be the winner.
So you're a racist, too.
Goddamn. :lulz:
We had these two guys, Lamanite and Cowass. You'd have really liked them. Your kind of guys.
Fucking moron.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 11:00:34 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
meh.
IRL I'm like a scared little puppy... i doubt i'm even capable of that.
but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do...
If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.
Great. Another fucking thread ruined by Wade.
I was trying to be nice...
I'll have to keep in mind that I'm a freak. sorry.
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 02, 2008, 01:12:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 11:00:34 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 01, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: wgeorgew on September 01, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 01, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
i swear if those people get voted into office i'm OUT OF HERE
not just because they're douchebags, but because the people here were stupid enough to vote for them and i just don't want to live with those people.
-tired and trying to make sense. possibly failing. sorry.-
my parents would probably let you stay in their basement for a while... it's finished and everything, so it isn't a dungeon...
:P
Run Squiddy! He's going to chain you to the wall and make you his sex slave!
meh.
IRL I'm like a scared little puppy... i doubt i'm even capable of that.
but if i ever do get my own place, i'd probably let some americans fleeing their country stay there, until you start annoying me, then i'd have to ask you to find another place....
and
as long as they don't plan on hurting me....which i doubt any of you would want to do...
If you come within 500ft of me I'll have you arrested.
Great. Another fucking thread ruined by Wade.
I was trying to be nice...
I'll have to keep in mind that I'm a freak. sorry.
The fuck you were. You turned another thread into an "all about Wade" attention whoring fapfest.
Fuck off and die, you little shitstain. Stay the fuck out of my threads.
those other election pics show the end results, but we shouldn't throw out the finer data:
(http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/PurpleAmericaPosterAll50_small.gif)
(http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/elections/Multiyear3small.gif)
Palin is also a filthy secessionist.
well, i dunno about "filthy" (although with 5 kids it's a definite possibility), but i know she was at least passingly (and approvingly) associated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI) with an Alaskan secessionist party.
Wow! It's almost like the Republicans intentionally picked the worst person possible.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 02, 2008, 06:38:16 AM
Quote from: Tempest Virago on September 02, 2008, 06:16:27 AM
Palin is also a filthy secessionist.
:cn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI
That's her giving a greeting for the AIP convention.
Proudly displayed on the organization's website is a quote from the founder saying, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions."
Basically, they think they didn't get a proper choice about becoming a state in 1958. http://www.akip.org/statehood-primer.html is an article talking about why. It's pretty tl;dr, but essentially, they're loonies.
Mind, she hasn't said anything as controversial as "I'm not an American", but you can be sure that if she was a Democrat she would be flooded with questions about why she hates America. Why, I bet she doesn't even wear a flag pin!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 02, 2008, 06:54:06 AM
Wow! It's almost like the Republicans intentionally picked the worst person possible.
Some people (read: conspiracy theorists) think that this is McCain giving a "fuck you" to the Republican party for not letting him pick Lieberman.
Well those rats ain't gonna fuck themselves.
Set up a chain email - PALIN HATES AMERICA, WANTS TO BREAK COUNTRY APART and go crazy. Add in something about John McCain being a Soviet sleeper agent and this being part of a massive secret plan and you're set. Try to get yourself into the mindset of a paranoid Birch Society member, then start writing.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 02, 2008, 06:54:06 AM
Wow! It's almost like the Republicans intentionally picked the worst person possible.
You mean the John McCain campaign. I can assure you there are plenty of Republicans who are scratching their heads on this one.
Not because of her policy stances. I mean, she's right there with the base on policy. Pro-life, pro-guns, Global Warming-non believer, pro-creationism, abstinence only (heh, funny), pro-drilling in ANWR, etc., etc., She even wants to take the Polar Bears off the Endangered Species list.
The problem with her as the candidate is in the logic of picking her at all. I mean, if McCain wanted a woman that would attract Hillary supporters, why pick the one who's experience is directly proportional to her hemline? McCain has two close friends who were women AND highly experienced, AND are actually kind of Maverick-ish. I'm talking about my two senators Olympia Snow and Susan Collins. Sure, they aren't as easy on the eyes as Palin, but their moderate stances on policy would be much more attractive to Hillary supporters.
Not only that, McCain is going to have to spend so much time introducing Palin to the American people, it's going to eat into the time he can spend talking about hiimself.
So from a tactical persepctive, it is a very odd pick. It's certainly going against the grain. He didn't make an easy pick like Obama did. It'll be interesting to see how it plays out.
McCain is taking Ambien.
Of course he is going to be making irrational choices. Furthermore, his legendary temper means no-one is going to tell him how stupid he is being.
According to this article in the New York Times: (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26501863/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26501863/)), John McCain really, really wanted his VP pick to be Lieberman or Tom Ridge. But of course the hardcore Conservatives threw a hissy-fit when they got wind of it, with both being pro-choice. Also, insiders convinced him he needed to shake up his campaign or else he was sure to lose. So this really was a Hail Mary pick.
I kinda wish he had picked Liberman, if for no other reason than to see that tool get chewed up by Biden.
man I would have LOVED to have seen Lieberman get smacked the fuck down.
RWHN, I don't know if you've ever personally interacted with Susan Collins, but I would automatically NOT vote for ANYONE who had her on their ticket.
she is seriously number than a pounded thumb.
Well yes, but compared to Palin she's like a scholar.
Quote from: Cain on September 02, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
McCain is taking Ambien.
Of course he is going to be making irrational choices. Furthermore, his legendary temper means no-one is going to tell him how stupid he is being.
"If you eat, drive, pick a running mate, or engage in other activities with amnesia for the event, consult your doctor."
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 02, 2008, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 02, 2008, 02:48:14 PM
McCain is taking Ambien.
Of course he is going to be making irrational choices. Furthermore, his legendary temper means no-one is going to tell him how stupid he is being.
"If you eat, drive, pick a running mate, or engage in other activities with amnesia for the event, consult your doctor."
:lol:
Naming Palin did accomplish one thing. People are talking about the republican side again, for months before that it was alll Obama and Hillary.
Quote from: Requiem on September 02, 2008, 07:00:18 PM
Naming Palin did accomplish one thing. People are talking about the republican side again, for months before that it was alll Obama and Hillary.
Yeah, but in politics this is such a thing as bad publicity.
"But but but....She's a WOMAN! Which means all the Hilary voters are gonna vote for us now! Because she has a vagina! Who cares if she doesn't have experience or hates abortion, has a pregnant teenage daughter and doesn't believe in dinosaurs. She's A WOMAN! DAMNIT!!! WOMAN! And Obama is black and eats fried chicken. See? Vote for McCain/Palin in 2008!!"
she has a vagina and doesn't afraid of anything.
learn to syntax.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 02, 2008, 10:06:42 PM
learn to syntax.
As much as wade does write like that, I think he was riffing off a 4chan meme.
"I think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything."
Quote from: Cain on September 02, 2008, 10:10:08 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 02, 2008, 10:06:42 PM
learn to syntax.
As much as wade does write like that, I think he was riffing off a 4chan meme.
"I think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything."
(a few guys on my last course did nothing but riff off of 4chan memes...
"He is an hero and doesn't afraid of anything!"
anyways...
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 02, 2008, 02:52:14 PM
I kinda wish he had picked Liberman, if for no other reason than to see that tool get chewed up by Biden.
That would have been pretty great. I have such hate for Lieberman. What a fucktard.
That's actually another reason Palin might've been picked. They might think that Biden will go easy on her since she's a woman. What I'm afraid of is he's going to say something stupid, and make people feel sorry for her. He tends to stick his foot in his mouth a lot.
Cindy McCain on ABC Today: Palin Has National Security Experience Because Alaska Is Close To Russia
Quote from: Tempest Virago on September 02, 2008, 10:44:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 02, 2008, 02:52:14 PM
I kinda wish he had picked Liberman, if for no other reason than to see that tool get chewed up by Biden.
That would have been pretty great. I have such hate for Lieberman. What a fucktard.
That's actually another reason Palin might've been picked. They might think that Biden will go easy on her since she's a woman. What I'm afraid of is he's going to say something stupid, and make people feel sorry for her. He tends to stick his foot in his mouth a lot.
Palin got picked cause she's a nutjob fundie and McCain isn't very popular with nutjob fundies.
people got to fund nut job fundies to run as independants....
Quote from: Requiem on September 03, 2008, 01:34:43 AM
Quote from: Tempest Virago on September 02, 2008, 10:44:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 02, 2008, 02:52:14 PM
I kinda wish he had picked Liberman, if for no other reason than to see that tool get chewed up by Biden.
That would have been pretty great. I have such hate for Lieberman. What a fucktard.
That's actually another reason Palin might've been picked. They might think that Biden will go easy on her since she's a woman. What I'm afraid of is he's going to say something stupid, and make people feel sorry for her. He tends to stick his foot in his mouth a lot.
Palin got picked cause she's a nutjob fundie and McCain isn't very popular with nutjob fundies.
Yeah, but they hate Obama more. They would've voted for McCain anyway. Just look at all the fundies who said during the primary, "ARGH WE'RE NEVER GOING TO STAND WITH MCCAIN IF HE GETS NOMINATED WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE" and are now, "Yeah, we were just kidding. We'll totally vote for him."
There is the whole "enthusiasm gap" problem, where Obama's supporters are way more excited and have a higher opinion of him, then McCain's supporters do of him (last poll I saw on this had a pretty big gap, anyway), so it's beneficial in that sense, but I have a hard time imagining a large group of people switching their vote to McCain because of Palin. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. I mean, I'm not a conservative, or a politician, for that matter.
But if it was me, I would've tried to pick somebody who appealed to the moderate/independent crowd, not somebody with views that are far-right of the majority of Americans. It just seems like a really bad choice, especially since they apparently didn't really vet her, and now all this scandal stuff is coming up.
The fundies don't care, as long as she makes all the right claims, and doesn't sleep around, she ccould be spending tax money on crack and they'll still think she's a saint.
Quote from: Suu on September 03, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
Cindy McCain on ABC Today: Palin Has National Security Experience Because Alaska Is Close To Russia
:x
Dumb people make my head hurt.
Quote from: Vene on September 03, 2008, 05:01:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 03, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
Cindy McCain on ABC Today: Palin Has National Security Experience Because Alaska Is Close To Russia
:x
Dumb people make my sphincter relax so much, hate starts seeping out and burning holes in my pance.
fixed
Quote from: Suu on September 03, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
Cindy McCain on ABC Today: Palin Has National Security Experience Because Alaska Is Close To Russia
Well fuck, he should hire me as his expert on Canadian affairs.
How old was that Nikki Gullett? She is absolutely beautiful -- or really a cute kid if she is in fact under 18.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxSYWdoZRC8
Do you think the McCains are pissed that they picked the wrong (less pretty) Bangladeshi baby to adopt.
I did a little research last night... Alaska has only a little over 680,000 people. There are 17 US cities with a population bigger than that. Using that as a metric, Palin has about as much "experience" as my current mayor, Greg Ballard. They seriously couldn't find anyone better than her?
Does Greg Ballard have a vagina?
I THINK NOT!
More importantly, does Greg Ballard eat mooseburgers?
Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2008, 05:43:36 PM
More importantly, does Greg Ballard eat mooseburgers with his vagina?
LMNO
-asks the
really important questions.
Quote from: LMNO on September 03, 2008, 05:46:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2008, 05:43:36 PM
More importantly, does Greg Ballard eat vaginas with his vagina?
LMNO
-asks the really important questions.
Payne
-Takes things needlessly too far.
:news:
Sarah Palin is bat shit insane!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k
So... when will politicos learn to vet a candidate via youtube?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 03, 2008, 05:34:53 PM
I did a little research last night... Alaska has only a little over 680,000 people. There are 17 US cities with a population bigger than that. Using that as a metric, Palin has about as much "experience" as my current mayor, Greg Ballard. They seriously couldn't find anyone better than her?
they were comparing that to Austin Texas last night
There's no way in hell I'm listening to her speech. Someone give me a recap tomorrow. Her voice is incredibly annoying. If I were a Moose, I'd run away from her too.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 03, 2008, 06:05:26 PM
:news:
Sarah Palin is bat shit insane!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k
Holy shit. She's not insane, she's just an out-and-out FUNDIE. "My son's tattoo was gross until I saw it was a Jesus-fish! And then I'm like, OK!"
*spits*
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 03, 2008, 07:02:55 PM
There's no way in hell I'm listening to her speech. Someone give me a recap tomorrow. Her voice is incredibly annoying. If I were a Moose, I'd run away from her too.
Her accent is very Canuckistani.
And people are starting to look into her pastor, ala Rev. Wright. This should be fun.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/palins-church-may-have-sh_n_123205.html
QuoteBut Pastor Kalnins has also preached that critics of President Bush will be banished to hell; questioned whether people who voted for Sen. John Kerry in 2004 would be accepted to heaven; charged that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and war in Iraq were part of a war "contending for your faith;" and said that Jesus "operated from that position of war mode."
Yeah, the right-wingers on PCF are giving the typical "but they're not the same" bullshit. Obviously it's because Rev. Wright was a big black guy screaming at the top of his lungs instead of a big old white guy. But no one will own up to that.
I can haz a book banning?
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(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0809/palin_mayor_0901.jpg)
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837918,00.html
QuoteStein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. "She asked the library how she could go about banning books," he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. "The librarian was aghast." That woman, Mary Ellen Baker, couldn't be reached for comment, but news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire Baker for not giving "full support" to the mayor.
"Goddamn fascist."
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(http://www.rhul.ac.uk/Resources/graphics/news-images/mussolini.jpg)
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I love this woman.
Quote from: Requiem on September 04, 2008, 12:05:08 AM
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I love this woman.
She truly is the gift that keeps on giving. The next couple of months are going to be a laugh riot.
She tries that shit on a National level and New Veronnectichusetaine Island is that much closer to breaking off into our own country.
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2008, 03:39:13 AM
New Veronnectichusetaine Island
How in god's name is that pronounced?
Think of the states it consists of.
Quote from: Suu on September 04, 2008, 03:43:41 AM
Think of the states it consists of.
Well, yeah, but... all mushed together like that I'm having a hard time pronouncing it.
Noo Veron-eck-ticket-chooset-aine Eye-land
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwWciBv_q4
:lulz:
I think I actually understand the entirely superficial reasons they chose her, now.
:cry:
Seeing her speak, she makes a nice counterweight to Obama, the same youthful normal person style, but geared towards fundies and suburbia and rednecks, instead of liberals and the inner city poor. The same lying bitch/bastard if you compare speeches to records too.
I'd like to take the opportunity to point out that whether or not New England would ever 1) decide to and 2) be allowed to secede from the USA, Maine would never agree to be in a country where half the population was massholes.
ECH,
thinks we should declare ourselves independent, then forcibly annex quebec
this is just more proof that ALL republicans and democrats are fucktards.
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 05, 2008, 02:36:44 PM
this is just more proof that EVERY-FUCKING-BODY are fucktards.
Fixed.
~~~Payne: In a cynical frame of mind today.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 03:55:53 AM
I'd like to take the opportunity to point out that whether or not New England would ever 1) decide to and 2) be allowed to secede from the USA, Maine would never agree to be in a country where half the population was massholes.
ECH,
thinks we should declare ourselves independent, then forcibly annex quebec
Not too long ago there was a movement to have Northern Maine secede from the rest of the state. But it was essentially just a group of Libertarians who had nothing better to do.
Now, if we do this, we're going to do this right we need to cut off and leave York and Cumberland County behind.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 05, 2008, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 05, 2008, 02:36:44 PM
this is just more proof that EVERY-FUCKING-BODY are fucktards.
Fixed.
~~~Payne: In a cynical frame of mind today.
Fucktard.
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Yeah, you too.
Fuckin' spag.
EDIT: This was post number 5000 from me. Seems somehow appropriate.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 05, 2008, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 05, 2008, 02:36:44 PM
this is just more proof that EVERY-FUCKING-BODY are fucktards.
Fixed.
~~~Payne: In a cynical frame of mind today.
Ditto. I'm right there with you today.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 05, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
Yeah, you too.
Fuckin' spag.
EDIT: This was post number 5000 from me. Seems somehow appropriate.
I can't deny it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 05, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 03:55:53 AM
I'd like to take the opportunity to point out that whether or not New England would ever 1) decide to and 2) be allowed to secede from the USA, Maine would never agree to be in a country where half the population was massholes.
ECH,
thinks we should declare ourselves independent, then forcibly annex quebec
Not too long ago there was a movement to have Northern Maine secede from the rest of the state. But it was essentially just a group of Libertarians who had nothing better to do.
Now, if we do this, we're going to do this right we need to cut off and leave York and Cumberland County behind.
agreed, though I wouldn't mind keeping Brunswick (we'll need an air farce) and the Sebago area (just to piss off all the portland yuppies).
also, if we're going to forcibly annex Quebec, we should maybe think about occupying OOB and administering it as a "special economic zone" a la Hong Kong or Shenzen.
Yes, agreed on all accounts.
I'll tell you what, we'll let Maine go free, as long as the rest of us go under the laws of New Hampshire.
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Also, have you ever met a Maine Lumberjack? They're like mountains with beards. D/N/T
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
According to the US government, the devil is probably in New Hampshire.
http://blog.forpeterssake.com/2007/12/this-day-in-history-satan-wins-his-case.html
Summary by Wikipedia:
QuoteIn 1971, Gerald Mayo brought a civil rights action in the United States District Court for the Western District of Pennsylvania against Satan and his servants who allegedly placed deliberate obstacles in Mayo's path and caused Mayo's downfall. In this U.S. court's written opinion, the court did not deny the existence of Satan; rather, the court asserted that it was unlikely that Satan was ever present in the geographic area included in the Western District of Pennsylvania, stating, "We question whether plaintiff may obtain personal jurisdiction over the defendant in this judicial district." In what was clearly a jocular reference to The Devil and Daniel Webster, the court implied that Satan might live in New Hampshire, stating, "While the official reports disclose no case where this defendant has appeared as defendant there is an unofficial account of a trial in New Hampshire where this defendant filed an action of mortgage foreclosure as plaintiff." This appears to be the only published legal case in the United States regarding the existence of Satan and, at present, the United States' official position would seem to be that Satan may exist and, if so, Satan might be found in New Hampshire.
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
But where will you get your maple syrup??
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 05, 2008, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
But where will you get your maple syrup??
Maine is 3 or 4 times bigger than Vermont AND we has Maple Trees.
Molasses > Maple syrup.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 05, 2008, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
But where will you get your maple syrup??
Canada, they like everybody. If they are willing to talk to us Michiganders, we have it too. Please, buy stuff from us. We need the money and jobs. Please. Our economy is only running by sheer determination and stubbornness at this point.
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
we can call New Hampshire a DMZ so we can both take advantage of the liquor store.
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2008/09/palin_the_intrepid_earmark_hat.php#more
Sarah Palin at the RNC:
Quote"I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending ... and championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress. I told the Congress 'thanks but no thanks' for that Bridge to Nowhere."
Sarah Palin 9 years ago:
QuoteTake, for example, Wasilla City Council Informational Memorandum 99-62, prepared on June 14, 1999. This little gem outlines some of the state-funded projects that Wasilla City secured that year, including $1.2 million for storm water treatment and $605,000 for pedestrian pathways.
Then, slapped in the margin, former Mayor Sarah Palin -- reformer extraordinaire -- scribbled the following message:
FYI This does not include our nearly one million Dollars from the Feds for our Airport Paving Project.
We did well!!!
http://www.washingtonindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/council-scribble.jpg
If you Mainers split up the state, I want one of the bookstores in York Beach. You can keep the rest, but this one location will be absorbed by the SSOOKN archives.
York County = Northern Mass.
Quote from: Vene on September 05, 2008, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 05, 2008, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 05, 2008, 04:21:43 PM
you'll "let" us go free.
:lulz:
ECH,
knoas maine has more guns and angry rednecks than the rest of NE combined
Against 3 of the top 5 most densely populated states in the Nation that consists of bad drivers, angry Irish/Italians/Portuguese mafiosos and Kennedys. For less than the area that Maine takes up, CT/RI/MA have about 10x the amount of people as ME.
Wow...We should start the New England Civil War for the sheer lulz factor.
Vermont stays out of it though, they got nothing we want but Ben and Jerry's. Fucking hippies. I don't know what New Hampshire has, but we want them, they have no tax on booze and sell fireworks year round.
But where will you get your maple syrup??
Canada, they like everybody. If they are willing to talk to us Michiganders, we have it too. Please, buy stuff from us. We need the money and jobs. Please. Our economy is only running by sheer determination and stubbornness at this point.
this made me sad.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 06, 2008, 05:37:16 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2008/09/palin_the_intrepid_earmark_hat.php#more
Sarah Palin at the RNC:
Quote"I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending ... and championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress. I told the Congress 'thanks but no thanks' for that Bridge to Nowhere."
Sarah Palin 9 years ago:
QuoteTake, for example, Wasilla City Council Informational Memorandum 99-62, prepared on June 14, 1999. This little gem outlines some of the state-funded projects that Wasilla City secured that year, including $1.2 million for storm water treatment and $605,000 for pedestrian pathways.
Then, slapped in the margin, former Mayor Sarah Palin -- reformer extraordinaire -- scribbled the following message:
FYI This does not include our nearly one million Dollars from the Feds for our Airport Paving Project.
We did well!!!
http://www.washingtonindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/council-scribble.jpg
You are ignoring the important facts: she is a good-looking female republican that loves guns. Everything else is details. Remember, they got G.W.B. elected and he wasn't even that cute.
Charlie Gibson from ABC is going to be her first interview sometime this week. He's alright but I'd rather see her get grilled by Chris Matthews.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2008, 02:11:30 PM
Charlie Gibson from ABC is going to be her first interview sometime this week. He's alright but I'd rather see her get grilled by Chris Matthews.
It will be heavily scripted, no doubt.
Quote from: Jenne on September 08, 2008, 03:16:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2008, 02:11:30 PM
Charlie Gibson from ABC is going to be her first interview sometime this week. He's alright but I'd rather see her get grilled by Chris Matthews.
It will be heavily scripted, no doubt.
Fuck it. Hand her over to Keith Olbermann. Only one gets out alive.
:lulz: THAT would be worth paying for.
off course, but today I drove to work behind an old rusty pick-em-up truck with the follow written on the back window (not a bumper sticker, individual vinyl letters):
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No Osama
No Obama
No Chelsea's Momma
God bless Texas!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 12:38:08 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 08, 2008, 03:16:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2008, 02:11:30 PM
Charlie Gibson from ABC is going to be her first interview sometime this week. He's alright but I'd rather see her get grilled by Chris Matthews.
It will be heavily scripted, no doubt.
Fuck it. Hand her over to Keith Olbermann. Only one gets out alive.
He interviewed Obama last night. In the interview Keith asked him about Palin, I think it was about her kooky church. He suggested that Palin will answer those questions herself when she does interviews and said she's sure to go on Countdown with Keith to do an interview.
Keith just laughed at Obama.
It would be nice to see, though.
OICWUTObamaDIDTHAR. I wish his technique wasn't so subtle though.
Fucking Biden needs to come out swinging soon.
I can't wait until the VP debate. $10 says Biden makes her so angry she pulls a gun.
$20 bucks says he behaves like a jackass and gets branded a condescending misogynist.
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2008, 04:26:23 PM
$20 bucks says he behaves like a jackass and gets branded a condescending misogynist.
that happens no matter what. I want to see action. I wonder if she would field dress biden after she puts him down?
:lulz: Damn, that would be awesome.
No, they are both getting schooled by their separate campaigns.
Nice thing is, I've noticed when her voice gets strident, it surpasses even Hillary's on the shrill factor. I mean, it actually has a CRACKING quality. As a linguist, I know this makes a difference. So they're going to be schooling her on keeping that quality low, but if he shakes her up, and gets her to start yelling...the cringing will ensue.
I'm hoping she is so unschooled she'll start sighing like Gore and getting aggressive and shout. She's come out with teeth bared, so I know Biden will have some pithy stuff in his arsenal, he just needs to keep the patronizing, "There, there, lil girl" out of HIS voice as well.
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2008, 04:26:23 PM
$20 bucks says he behaves like a jackass and gets branded a condescending misogynist.
$30 bucks says he behaves like a pefect gentleman, yet he and all of the questioners get branded condescending misogynists.
That seems to be the theme with her.
"Hi, Sarah. Is that pantsuit cotton?"
"ZOMG, FUCKING SEXIST PIG!!!!"
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 09, 2008, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2008, 04:26:23 PM
$20 bucks says he behaves like a jackass and gets branded a condescending misogynist.
$30 bucks says he behaves like a pefect gentleman, yet he and all of the questioners get branded condescending misogynists.
That seems to be the theme with her.
"Hi, Sarah. Is that pantsuit cotton?"
"ZOMG, FUCKING SEXIST PIG!!!!"
I think he's already been branded.
Like I said, if he uses his quick-thinking brain (dude is SHARP!) to sting her and zing her, it's ok, he's just gotta keep that know-it-all thing out of the tone is all.
Because either way, she sounds like a fucking fool when she talks. Even when she was trying to rip Obama and his campaign a new one at her RNC acceptance speech, listen to the quality of her voice and the cadence. It churns the stomach.
I'm willing to bet most people (aka men) kept the volume low and just stared into those eyes of hers followed by watching that smirking mouth open, close, open, close.
Don't think she was inspiring things political that night--rather things horizontal.
Mysogny will come into play over the next two weeks, and the fReichtards will be "oh noez, a bitchy womanz with a nasty voice may be President".
Funny how the media were perfectly down with some of that when it was Clinton though.
And she's not even that good looking. I am always amazed by the women old men seem to think are hawt.
Biden should be coached to just answer the questions and wait until she makes a fool out of herself before pointing out that she has no experience, doesn't know what the job is, and was governor of a state with less people that Texas A&M.
That's probably what he's being coached to do, Rev V.
And Cain, I think you have it in one.
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and George W. Bush?
Lipstick.
Palin is a REAL cowboy
Ok, so www.fivethirtyeight.com is reporting a significant DROP in electoral voting from the last few days.
WTF? Stupid asses pulled in by a MILF, or a milquetoast Obama campaign is leaving people cold?
http://www.michaelpalinforpresident.com/ :lulz:
:lulz: That is funny.
OFUK i want a free fuzzy thing!!
:lulz:
Here is the free fuzzy thing.
(http://www.michaelpalinforpresident.com/images/fuzzything2.jpg)
THAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD I AM SO VOTING FOR HIM!!!
saw this at the checkstand isle and actually almost bought it (still miss that crazy ufo tabloid what was its name again...)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407
QuoteWhen Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!
And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.
Quote from: YattoDobbs on September 12, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
saw this at the checkstand isle and actually almost bought it (still miss that crazy ufo tabloid what was its name again...)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407
QuoteWhen Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah's sister Heather 25 miles away!
And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma's future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn't too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
in case you didn't sign up:
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Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 10, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
:lulz:
Here is the free fuzzy thing.
(http://www.michaelpalinforpresident.com/images/fuzzything2.jpg)
holy shit.
this is by far the cutest god damned thing ever.
i want one. i want one now. GIVETH!
I like how dazed and confused it looks. We should name it Bristol.
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/political-pictures-sarah-palin-executive-experience-wasilla-city-hall.jpg)
I'll just leave this here...
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/09/15/bess/index.html
In case you don't want to read both pages:
QuoteAnother valley activist, Philip Munger, says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. "She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board," said Munger, a music composer and teacher. "I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism -- your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.'
"I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"
Read that article and it only makes me even more scared of the possibility that she'll be in the Oval Office.
Her creationist credentials are suspect though. Apparently, shortly after becoming governor, she indicated she was not really a Young Earth creationist, so she still supports the idea that God made the world and evolution is a lie etc etc
Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2008, 07:48:48 AM
Her creationist credentials are suspect though. Apparently, shortly after becoming governor, she indicated she was not really a Young Earth creationist, so she still supports the idea that God made the world and evolution is a lie etc etc
So the options are: 1) She was lying back then, 2) she is lying now, 3) she had a
political religious epiphany. Doesn't really matter at this point. She is Neocon Barbie. She is Ann Coulter with a better stylist. She is Jerry Falwell reincarnated. She is Rick Santorum in a dress.
Goddamn, why do I hate this woman so much? It's almost pathological at this point. I need to just stop watching the news for a few days or I'm going to have an aneurysm.
I took "she is a liar" as a given, though which way around is the worry. Either she's a fundie who has taken the curiously Islamic position of its OK to lie for God (Taqiyya), which is very bad, or she's a pretender playing at faith (also bad, but not quite as bad).
I tend to the former, though. She has only gravitated away from the more extreme groups as her political fortunes have risen.
holy shit is it just me or does that town hall look like a gas station?
10 points for anyone who can make mccain and crew into a really bad clerks ripoff
YAY i can have my BATBOY fix now
i guess i owe you my first born voodoo?
or maybe a favor: to leave forever, NEVER EVER to return
pick carefully you can only have one
:fap:
PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2605
Quote
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.
Environmental groups are in an uproar at the hunting death of a rare and notoriously reclusive species. Efforts to have the Sasquatch placed on the endangered species list have met with repeated opposition from state legislature, since protecting the ‘Missing Link’ could be seen as validating evolution.
Conservatives have immediately rallied to their party’s new star, citing that gun ownership and hunting are indelible parts of American culture. Indeed this point is hard to argue, as John Adams was notorious for having captured what he called a “Skunk Ape” and killing it with his bare hands on the White House lawn in front of a paying audience.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 16, 2008, 05:09:46 AM
In case you don't want to read both pages:
QuoteAnother valley activist, Philip Munger, says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. "She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board," said Munger, a music composer and teacher. "I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism -- your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.'
"I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"
The only dinosaur/human footprints I have seen are obvious fakes. But, they would be, BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING FRAUDS!
Sure, thats what they want you to think...
dinosaurs and humans must have lived together, if it wasn't true the bible wouldn't have spent so much time talking about it :argh!:
evidence - that it is true
(http://bygonetv.com/shows/the_flintstones/images/family.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2008, 03:03:34 PM
Sure, thats what they want you to think...
I am
they, at least this
they.
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 16, 2008, 05:09:46 AM
In case you don't want to read both pages:
QuoteAnother valley activist, Philip Munger, says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. "She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board," said Munger, a music composer and teacher. "I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism -- your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.'
"I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"
The only dinosaur/human footprints I have seen are obvious fakes. But, they would be, BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING FRAUDS!
God just made them look like frauds to test your faith.
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
:cramstipated:
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 16, 2008, 05:09:46 AM
In case you don't want to read both pages:
QuoteAnother valley activist, Philip Munger, says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. "She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board," said Munger, a music composer and teacher. "I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism -- your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.'
"I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"
The only dinosaur/human footprints I have seen are obvious fakes. But, they would be, BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING FRAUDS!
You know if Answers in Genesis tells you not to use an argument (http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/dont_use.asp) and you go ahead and do it anyway... well, you deserve any and all abuse that comes your way.
sweet merciful fuck
pterodactyls creationists
QuoteIt is possible too that some of those huge flying reptiles, the pterosaurs, also survived Noah's Flood and lived into recent times. The Illustrated London News of February 9, 1856 (p. 166) reported that workmen digging a railway tunnel in France last century disturbed a huge winged creature at Culmont, in Haute Marne, while blasting rock for the tunnel.
The creature was described as livid black, with a long neck and sharp teeth. It looked like a bat, and its skin was thick and oily. It died soon after. Its wingspan was measured at 3.22 metres (10 feet 7 inches). A naturalist 'immediately recognised it as belonging to the genus Pterodactylus anas', and it matched the remains of known pterodactyl fossils.
American Indians have stories of creatures they call 'thunderbirds', the description of which resembles that of a pterosaur. It is possible that the reason they can describe and draw these creatures is because their ancestors saw them.
Less conclusive perhaps, but not necessarily to be dismissed, are modern claims of sightings of dinosaur-type creatures. Yet even among these there seem to be credible witnesses.
The more creationists talk, the worse their movement looks.
Quote from: fnord mote eris on September 16, 2008, 05:23:46 PM
sweet merciful fuck pterodactyls creationists
QuoteIt is possible too that some of those huge flying reptiles, the pterosaurs, also survived Noah's Flood and lived into recent times. The Illustrated London News of February 9, 1856 (p. 166) reported that workmen digging a railway tunnel in France last century disturbed a huge winged creature at Culmont, in Haute Marne, while blasting rock for the tunnel.
The creature was described as livid black, with a long neck and sharp teeth. It looked like a bat, and its skin was thick and oily. It died soon after. Its wingspan was measured at 3.22 metres (10 feet 7 inches). A naturalist 'immediately recognised it as belonging to the genus Pterodactylus anas', and it matched the remains of known pterodactyl fossils.
American Indians have stories of creatures they call 'thunderbirds', the description of which resembles that of a pterosaur. It is possible that the reason they can describe and draw these creatures is because their ancestors saw them.
Less conclusive perhaps, but not necessarily to be dismissed, are modern claims of sightings of dinosaur-type creatures. Yet even among these there seem to be credible witnesses.
I love this story, and do whatever I can to make it credible to the masses...
Quote"The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics began at the Fall."
This law says that the entropy ("disorder") of the universe increases over time, and some have thought that this was the result of the Curse. However, disorder isn't always harmful. An obvious example is digestion, breaking down large complex food molecules into their simple building blocks. Another is friction, which turns ordered mechanical energy into disordered heat—otherwise Adam and Eve would have slipped as they walked with God in Eden! A less obvious example to laymen might be the sun heating the earth—to a physical chemist, heat transfer from a hot object to a cold one is the classic case of the Second Law in action. Also, breathing is based on another classic Second Law process, gas moving from a high pressure to low pressure. Finally, all beneficial processes in the world, including the development from embryo to adult, increase the overall disorder of the universe, showing that the Second Law is not inherently a curse.
8)
Eris is the goddess of evolution. :wink:
http://www.mooseinheadlights.com/
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
What. the. fuck.
whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.
you're all forgetting that humans and dinosaurs still roam the planet together:
(http://www.echoesofenoch.org/Reptilian.jpg)
I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.
Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?
there are plenty of women who already have that "style." librarians, Elaine in some episodes of Seinfeld, Peg Bundy, etc.
Yeah, um, that's my everyday "style". Because I'm too lazy to make my hair look nice and deal with its length when it's windy.
Quote from: Requiem on September 16, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
What. the. fuck.
whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.
Congratulations! You are now officially smarter than a Creationist!
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 09:32:21 PM
I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.
Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?
They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2008, 01:06:05 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 09:32:21 PM
I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.
Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?
They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.
Ahh...chromosomal problems...it's what all the hip kids are doing nowadays. Move over Jenkem.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2008, 01:06:05 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 09:32:21 PM
I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.
Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?
They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.
And then slashing the Alaskan Special Olympics budget. She's a real winner she is.
Quote from: Jason Wabash on September 17, 2008, 01:05:28 AM
Quote from: Requiem on September 16, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
What. the. fuck.
whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.
Congratulations! You are now officially smarter than a Creationist!
if creationists are so big into fossil evidence... wait, I can't even finish this statement it is so retarded. I used to have a coworker who swore that dinosaurs weren't real. He believed the "archeologists" were carving the bones out of rock, not uncovering them!
I guess the creationists should just get some bigfoot prints and ask science to explain where the sasquatch fits into the evolutionary scale.
A few years ago, I saw this special on EWTN, the Catholic Cable network. They were trying to demonstrate the world was only however many thousands of years the Bible claims it is. They were trying to refute the argument of how fossil fuels demonstrates that the Earth must be millions of years old because it takes a long, long ass time for fossil fuels to form.
So, some Catholic scientist was trying to demonstrate how a fossil fuel could be made in just a few thousand years. He basically just cut off a part of a dowel, put it in this high pressure thingy to simulate a plant being under pressure for a few thousand of years. He pulled it out and said "voila, coal!" But, the little piece of wood just looked like it was burnt, didn't look like any coal I've ever seen.
It was pretty comical.
Quote from: Jason Wabash on September 17, 2008, 01:05:28 AM
Quote from: Requiem on September 16, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
What. the. fuck.
whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.
Congratulations! You are now officially smarter than a Creationist!
That's not much of an accomplishment.
I know some (otherwise) brilliant creationinsts actually. Its sad how many minds we lose to dogma and anti-intellectual groupthink.
Quote from: Vene on September 16, 2008, 03:50:03 PM
(http://www.genesispark.org/genpark/foot/graphic/delk.jpg)
Look! It's fossil evidence!
:cramstipated:
also
:explodie:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 17, 2008, 02:54:34 PM
A few years ago, I saw this special on EWTN, the Catholic Cable network. They were trying to demonstrate the world was only however many thousands of years the Bible claims it is. They were trying to refute the argument of how fossil fuels demonstrates that the Earth must be millions of years old because it takes a long, long ass time for fossil fuels to form.
So, some Catholic scientist was trying to demonstrate how a fossil fuel could be made in just a few thousand years. He basically just cut off a part of a dowel, put it in this high pressure thingy to simulate a plant being under pressure for a few thousand of years. He pulled it out and said "voila, coal!" But, the little piece of wood just looked like it was burnt, didn't look like any coal I've ever seen.
It was pretty comical.
Pressure (billions of tons), heat, and lots of time. Fossil chemistry requires millions of years to occur. Rock cannot just replace bone overnight. Strata don't get layed down in a couple centuries.
But you knew that already.
Quote from: Requiem on September 17, 2008, 11:55:30 PM
I know some (otherwise) brilliant creationinsts actually. Its sad how many minds we lose to dogma and anti-intellectual groupthink.
ESPECIALLY ALL THE SHEEP THAT GO AFTER DARUKO, RIGHT?
The only way any of this election is going to make sense to me is if they have Gilbert Godfried covering the election and the Benny Hill theme playing in the background, constantly, for the next four years.
My favorite theory about this election is that the media is doing everything it can to make it seem like a much closer race than it actually is. From everything I have seen myself, it doesn't sound completely unbelievable. The fact that I live in Wyoming but have seen more campaign signs for Obama than for McCain does catch my attention.
http://www.electoral-vote.com/
Don't know how much effect the media can have on polls in general, but it does look like a dead heat from this collection of data.
I do get the feeling (from afar) that there are lots of people strongly in favor of Obama, far more than actually love McCain... McCain's voters seem to be voting merely Republican/Conservative/Palin, whereas lots of Obama voters are voting Obama.
But I can't help thinking the elections will be subtly rigged, like they very likely were in 2004 (voting machines, etc, bla bla).
Well, I'm under no illusions that Wyoming will go to Obama in November. But it's interesting to see that even here, the most visible signs of support are for a Democrat. It probably is attributable to the fact that the Democratic minority is more vocal this year, but the more vocal and motivated a group is, the more likely they are to actually vote.
Quote from: VERB` on September 22, 2008, 11:21:29 PM
http://www.electoral-vote.com/
Don't know how much effect the media can have on polls in general, but it does look like a dead heat from this collection of data.
I do get the feeling (from afar) that there are lots of people strongly in favor of Obama, far more than actually love McCain... McCain's voters seem to be voting merely Republican/Conservative/Palin, whereas lots of Obama voters are voting Obama.
But I can't help thinking the elections will be subtly rigged, like they very likely were in 2004 (voting machines, etc, bla bla).
FiveThirtyEight (http://www.fivethirtyeight.com) has it a lot further apart (currently 311.5 for Obama, 226.5 McCain). The interesting thing is the Super Tracker chart in the right hand column. Looks like the Palin bump is completely gone now.
http://www.pbs.org:80/now/polls/poll-435.html
I thought that that stupid poll had been killed already. I know of several different sites that have been trying to sway it one way then another.
QuoteTotal Votes: 46076195
:eek:
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Debate edition:
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6434/palinflowev1.gif) (http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92)
:horrormirth:
That is way too accurate.
Quote from: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Right now, for me, it is at 49/49/0.
:?
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 05:53:20 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Right now, for me, it is at 49/49/0.
:?
That's actually better than it was! the 51 was on that Palin-bitch's side!
Fucking skank. Enough said.
She wishes to steal your freedoms. Surely to god she will not win.
This country can not survive another leader of Bush's calibre (or lower). Sure, the people would go on living, but it would cease to be America as people know it.
Felix, are you even sure it's still that America today?
Quote from: Jenne on October 04, 2008, 08:27:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 05:53:20 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Right now, for me, it is at 49/49/0.
:?
That's actually better than it was! the 51 was on that Palin-bitch's side!
Why is 2% missing?
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 11:19:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 04, 2008, 08:27:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 05:53:20 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Right now, for me, it is at 49/49/0.
:?
That's actually better than it was! the 51 was on that Palin-bitch's side!
Why is 2% missing?
Error bars. I hope.
Or it's all rounded down and those last 2% are split three ways between the options.
Quote from: VERB` on October 04, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
Felix, are you even sure it's still that America today?
I "reset to zero" near the end of Bush's second coming.
Quote from: Cainad on October 06, 2008, 04:03:34 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 11:19:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 04, 2008, 08:27:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2008, 05:53:20 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 12:31:34 AM
I think it's funny it never moves. Stays at 48/51 for DAYS.
Right now, for me, it is at 49/49/0.
:?
That's actually better than it was! the 51 was on that Palin-bitch's side!
Why is 2% missing?
Error bars. I hope.
20091205 - Reply #203 on: October 05, 2008, 07:03:34 PM » =1Y -4M &0d
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23222.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17542.msg788256#msg788256
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2008, 05:30:01 AM
Do they fucking realize that she could very well be the nail-in-the-coffin?!
Bump for Suu, getting in on the prophet act. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2010, 05:27:18 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on September 01, 2008, 05:13:55 AM
Who is sarah palin?
:lulz:
Ah, the good old days.
I take comfort in the knowledge that people will be asking that very question again in about 30 years or less.
Assuming, of course, that questions are still being asked at that point.
Sarah Palin is also the pet project of the Wonkette blog. Speaking of which...
http://feeds.wonkette.com/click.phdo?i=d564c1f52372aca67d624ac8ec821b0b
QuoteSarah Palin's hometown newspaper reported last week that America's Sweetheart got a restraining order against a Pennsylvania teenager who sent her death threats. After learning their baby had been put in a corner, the Sarah Palin Internet swiftly came to her rescue, and now everything is right in the world because this teenager is now receiving round-the-clock threats against his own life. That's what that pinko kiddie gets for messing with this nation's true president! But it turns out the teenager is actually a fellow Sarah Palin fan, not a librul Muslin terrorist.
QuoteThe Christys are conservative Christian people who heat with wood and homeschooled their son through high school. Shawn Christy is not liberal. He does not hate Sarah Palin; he's a fan — a young fan obsessed and then frustrated because he wanted to make contact with the Palins and be part of their phenomenon.
So this is just another chapter in our nation's sad history of reactionary-hillbilly on reactionary-hillbilly crime. Where is the hillbilly Bill Cosby to explain to everyone that hillbilly wingnuts need to come together to help Sarah Palin make lots of money, not drag each other down with their precious gun violence?
But the hillbillies will never give up their death threats. Perhaps they can forgive threats against Palin. But they certainly cannot forgive this teenager going behind their backs and making threats against NON-SARAH politicians who have actual jobs.
QuoteHe has had lots of opportunities to be arrested. The U.S. Capitol Police launched an investigation because Christy made more than 20 threats against President Barack Obama, more than 40 threats against 2008 Republican presidential candidate John McCain and another 40 against Palin. The Secret Service did its own investigation. Agents have visited Christy's home and spent hours talking to him on more than one occasion.
They did not arrest him. They did not charge him. Neither did the FBI in Anchorage and Allentown, Pa., who also investigated. [...]
No one in the Christy family denies Shawn Christy made more than 100 threats to various public officials. Even his parents aren't sure why he hasn't been arrested.
Death threats against those three? This is just another teenage bully trying to make Joe Biden feel bad.