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#1
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Brother Mythos - Today at 06:24:22 AMMay 1, 1776 - The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.) Was Reformed
Brother Spartacus thus continued the world's oldest and most successful conspiracy, in Ingolstadt, Electorate of Bavaria.
And, of course, it is only the merest of coincidences that the U.S. of A. declared independence that same year, and that International Workers' Day is also celebrated on May 1st.
Brother Spartacus thus continued the world's oldest and most successful conspiracy, in Ingolstadt, Electorate of Bavaria.
And, of course, it is only the merest of coincidences that the U.S. of A. declared independence that same year, and that International Workers' Day is also celebrated on May 1st.
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Political Video Clips
Last post by Brother Mythos - Yesterday at 06:29:39 PMI think it's only a matter of time, now that the judge in TFG's Hush Money Trial has threatened incarceration for further gag order violations.
So, enjoy The Jail Trump Rock
So, enjoy The Jail Trump Rock
#3
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Brother Mythos - Yesterday at 01:24:54 AMApril 30, 2011 - Obama made fun of TFG at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
President Obama thus confirmed that some people just can't take a joke.
President Obama thus confirmed that some people just can't take a joke.
#4
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 29, 2024, 05:21:09 PMA rule for Republicult™ talking heads:
Never let an easily verifiable fact get in the way of a political talking point.
Never let an easily verifiable fact get in the way of a political talking point.
#5
Aneristic Illusions / Political Video Clips
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 28, 2024, 01:20:36 PMAs posting URL addresses for political video clips on the YouTube, or cartoon/pics threads doesn't seem to be an appropriate place to put them, I've started this thread, on the Aneristic Illusions Board.
I found this recent video clip from the Divine Miss M, and MeidasTouch to be amusing.
You may watch it here: BETTE MIDLER FOR TRUMP COLOGNE
I found this recent video clip from the Divine Miss M, and MeidasTouch to be amusing.
You may watch it here: BETTE MIDLER FOR TRUMP COLOGNE
#6
Techmology and Scientism / Tech Entrepreneurs Identified ...
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 27, 2024, 07:07:44 PMYes, these enterprising tech entrepreneurs, apparently, did their market research. They appear to have listened to their customers' feedback, conducted surveys, held focus groups, and identifying a "market need." And then, they developed a new product specifically designed to fill that "market need."
The end result of all of their entrepreneurial efforts is the Thermonator, the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog! It's available for the low, low price of $ 9,420.00, and that includes free US shipping!
The Thermonator is advertised as being equipped with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere! It has a 1 hour battery (So, the battery is included!), a 30 ft. firing range, and WiFi + Bluetooth. The Thermonator is also advertised as being ready for anything, including wildfire control and prevention, agricultural management, ecological conservation, snow and ice removal, and entertainment and SFX.
You can order your very own quadruped firepower companion here: The Thermonator
These tech entrepreneurs are determined to make the World a better place, with the release of their new wonder robot dog. Ain't modern techmology grand!
The end result of all of their entrepreneurial efforts is the Thermonator, the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog! It's available for the low, low price of $ 9,420.00, and that includes free US shipping!
The Thermonator is advertised as being equipped with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere! It has a 1 hour battery (So, the battery is included!), a 30 ft. firing range, and WiFi + Bluetooth. The Thermonator is also advertised as being ready for anything, including wildfire control and prevention, agricultural management, ecological conservation, snow and ice removal, and entertainment and SFX.
You can order your very own quadruped firepower companion here: The Thermonator
These tech entrepreneurs are determined to make the World a better place, with the release of their new wonder robot dog. Ain't modern techmology grand!
#7
Aneristic Illusions / More Merch for the Mesmerized ...
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 24, 2024, 07:44:14 PM
This item has been out there for a while, but given TFG's current criminal court behavior, its now destine to become a cult classic! It's the "Pull My Finger Farting Donald Trump Plush Figure Doll - With Animated Hair - 10.5 Inches Tall!"
The TFG doll has these features, as per the following ad:
PULL MY FINGER: Press my finger and hear me talk and fart.
MY HAIR FLOPS AND MOVES: With 7 Hilarious Farts and Quotes in My Voice- When you press my finger not only will I talk and fart but my hair will move as well.
SIZE: This Farting Trump doll measure 10.5 x 8x 7 inches. Nice size figure.
SOUND QUALITY: Our Farting Trump Doll has excellent sound quality: TRUMPS VOICE: Sounds exactly like the President Donald Trump when he speaks - FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY QUOTES!!!
And, the following ad for this doll has a video that demonstrates it's capabilities!
You can order this item in time for MAGAt Mother's Day gift giving right here: Farting TFG Doll
#8
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 23, 2024, 06:16:37 PMApril 23, 2020 - TFG Told the World to Inject "Bleach" and "Insert" UV Lights in Our Bodies to Fight COVID-19
I had totally forgotten about TFG's legendary medical cure speech until I read this article this morning:
"Happy 'Inject Bleach To Fight Covid' Day!"
Here's the link to this article: TFG's COVID-19 Medical Cure Disseminated
I had totally forgotten about TFG's legendary medical cure speech until I read this article this morning:
"Happy 'Inject Bleach To Fight Covid' Day!"
Here's the link to this article: TFG's COVID-19 Medical Cure Disseminated
#9
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 17, 2024, 09:57:22 AMApril 17, 1938 - Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst a.k.a. Kerry Wendell Thornley Was Born
The exalted co-founder of Discordianism, was a revered member of the infamous 1960s Counterculture.
The exalted co-founder of Discordianism, was a revered member of the infamous 1960s Counterculture.
#10
Principia Discussion / Re: This is a Very Serious Top...
Last post by Brother Mythos - April 15, 2024, 07:14:21 PM