Goodness knows I need it.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 02, 2012, 08:58:14 PMQuote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 07:20:04 PM
Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.
Oregon is always entertaining, because nobody pronounces it right, and then there's the Willamette. A lot of our place-names are pronounced using coastal indian inflections, which means that the emphasis is on the first or second syllable and not the last one, as a lot of people seem to assume. There's shit in Oregon that even locals argue the pronunciation of.
It gets really fucking hairy in Washington, though. Nobody from out of the area can really be expected to pronounce that shit. Dosewallips? Humptulips? Lilliwaup? Skookumchuck? Tillicum? Sequim? Yeah, GOOD LUCK TOURISTS. You're fucked forever.
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on May 31, 2012, 11:08:25 PMQuote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 31, 2012, 08:38:24 AM
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.
Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)
Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/
I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 03:24:47 AMQuote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 AMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AMQuote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.
Well, I HATED it. And I hate you.
All of you.
Pleasure to meet ya.
You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around. Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AMQuote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.
Well, I HATED it. And I hate you.
All of you.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on May 28, 2012, 10:09:33 AM
Shocking new archaeological evidence reveals that not only did the Mayans have superior seafaring capability, they used it tyo take the superior technologies of nunchucks, sombreros, and tiny burritos to China.
I couldn't find the historical fact thread and my roommate demanded I reveal this truth to you.
Quote from: Cain on May 27, 2012, 04:36:35 PM
I think it's a good move. Perhaps as their own sub-section, at the bottom of the list or something.
I didnt always agree with RAW, and I still think he likely deserves a place on the list.
Quote from: Faust on May 26, 2012, 08:27:42 PM
This is an excellent repository IMOK, much more comprehensive than my own, would it be ok if I mirror it?
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 26, 2012, 01:05:05 PM
Many thanks for doing this Judas, this is a great collection! I'm looking into translating some Disco stuff into Norwegian.
I just added a new circle to my G+ account, Inferno: Sixth Circle (Heresy). 4 yuo only!
Quote from: Telarus on May 26, 2012, 09:55:48 AM
I've shared your efforts on the Google+ Principia Discordia account. (If you have a G+ account, you can circle me and the spags there).
I also hereby nominate you for membership in the Floating Archivists (Republic of Mu, Left Coast, US). As we're "Floating" it doesn't really matter where you're located. Please choose an appropriately pulp-action Title for your specific post in the Floating Archivists.
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