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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
November 27, 2007, 08:59:10 AM
Windows NT is a full...
Hold on, my computer froze...
Yes, Microsoft job.
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Ooky Mouth
November 26, 2007, 01:07:27 AM
I flushed a teddy bear down the toilet once. It got stuck somewhere crucial and all the drains in the building backed up, in a bad bad way. I was three.

After that I did much worse, but I got pulled out of school altogether when I was eight. Oh, except that ill-fated trimester in Junior High. :( I was expelled partway through for knowing words I shouldn't have known, and writing them about the principal, on the wall, in lipstick. In detention.
"According to the survey, 78 percent of respondents believe conservatives support moral values, while only 40 percent said the same about left-wingers. In fact, 29 percent said they believed left-wingers actually opposed moral values."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's priceless.
Bring and Brag / Re: Employee of the Year
November 25, 2007, 12:13:44 AM
Hahaha that was great!
Or Kill Me / Re: I love you guys
November 22, 2007, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: Penumbral on November 22, 2007, 02:15:25 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 01:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on November 21, 2007, 06:06:42 AM
  Even lurking, it provides me with fuel to know that "Bob" has soldiers.

He doesn't.

Noone is like you.
You are alone.
The Machine is winning.

Kill yourself.

Hunter you very predictable. I saw
>> "I love you guys" Last post by Hunter s.Durdan

And I thought to myself: Wonder how he is going to word hopelessness today?

But surely you would not expect anything less from someone named for Hunter S. Thompson and Tyler Durden, right?
Or Kill Me / Re: Operation Spinback
November 21, 2007, 08:20:39 PM
Ooooooh that is AWESOME!
I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
Or Kill Me / Re: Is this what i've stayed sober for???
November 21, 2007, 05:33:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on November 21, 2007, 05:09:42 AM
This is so very true.
I love my booze, and pot, and mushrooms, and LSD, but when you use it to replace instead of enhance, then what are you doing?
Really doing?

I think I need to cut back.  Which is funny, because I'm drunk.

Heh I've had that thought, usually related to my hangover the next day. So now I just try to keep it to a below-hangover level, and I feel pretty happy about that.

Of course, on Thursday I'm going to be devoid of any responsibility for anyone or anything, and I'm going to be off at a friend's house drinking hot spiced wine and eating a retarded amount of dessert, but not so much as to blow my chances of getting laid.
I just started reading Godel, Escher, Bach. It seems pretty interesting so far.
I masturbated to this thread.
Or Kill Me / Re: Operation Spinback
November 19, 2007, 04:07:19 PM
Nice work!
If anyone wants to spot me, though...
I'd gladly be there but can't afford the plane fare.
Or Kill Me / Re: Language and Asshattery
November 14, 2007, 04:17:34 PM
Some of the many reasons I think Spanish should be taught as a second language in schools (were there no budget constraints):

1. It's an easy language for English-speakers to learn
2. It's already pretty ubiquitous in the US, so almost everyone would have the opportunity to stay fluent in it past high school
3. Learning a second language while young makes it easier to learn additional languages later on
4. Learning a second language while young appears to make kids smarter... at least, that's what "they" say.
Or Kill Me / Re: Language and Asshattery
November 14, 2007, 04:50:53 AM
Some of the local schools have a Spanish room that does immersion teaching for all kids 3rd grade and up. I'd love to see the younger classes in there too, but I understand that budget restrictions make language not the highest priority.