I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.
IDAMNWELLWANTTO
This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.
IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO
This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.
IDAMNWELLBETTER
This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.
IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT
This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.
My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.
This is my Church and my Gods.
:lulz: :mittens:
I worship all gods...
Jesus... Mohammad... tree spirits...
gotta cover all your bases
I believe all religions are correct and we're all going to hell
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 05:38:56 AM
I worship all gods...
Jesus... Mohammad... tree spirits...
gotta cover all your bases
PAGANS!!!!!!!!!!
THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 06:11:56 AM
THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:
YUO HAZ PIXIE DUST????
CALL ME NAO!
We will mix it wiff my faerie wings and fly around a while!
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 22, 2009, 06:11:56 AM
THATS IT BUB
IM LIGHTING A MAGIQUKAL BLACK CANDLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
EAT MY PIXIE DUST
:rpger:
YUO HAZ PIXIE DUST????
CALL ME NAO!
We will mix it wiff my faerie wings and fly around a while!
All you need to do then is think happy thoughts :mrgreen:
Yay peter pan :lulz:
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.
IDAMNWELLWANTTO
This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.
IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO
This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.
IDAMNWELLBETTER
This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.
IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT
This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.
My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.
This is my Church and my Gods.
fuck yeah! :mittens:
Fucking awesome.
:thanks:
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.
IDAMNWELLWANTTO
This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.
IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO
This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.
IDAMNWELLBETTER
This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.
IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT
This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.
My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.
This is my Church and my Gods.
At first I didn't want to read this thread. Then I did and was pleasantly surprised by it's hilarity. :)
I damn well liked it.
Thank you. I wasn't sure if it belonged here or TYFS.
Either works, but let me know if you'd rather it be there.
Move it please, it actually fits in pretty good with BIP.
I agree, and you've basically side-stepped one of the major pitfalls of Monotheism (the notion that a person's psyche consists of just one "self").
:thumb:
:mittens: LOVE the op!
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.
IDAMNWELLWANTTO
This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.
IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO
This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.
IDAMNWELLBETTER
This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.
IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT
This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.
My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.
This is my Church and my Gods.
:mittens:
:mittens: yeah, good stuff.
I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments. They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on February 24, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
:mittens: yeah, good stuff.
I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments. They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.
MYWIFE would also be the Avenging Angel of those subgods.
I'd like to add:
THISSHOULDWORK -- god of seemingly good ideas that aren't,
and,
THATLLNEVERWORK -- god of seemingly bad ideas that aren't
YOUCANTMAKEME, the stubborn godling that I can never quite get rid of.
YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2009, 04:09:53 AM
YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.
That phrase would give MYWIFE full permission to geld me. I used it on my ex to avoid nonsense.