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I keep either reading the title as "Nickles on my genitalia" or "Genitalia on my knuckles".  I can't decide which is more entertaining.

I think we should all just be glad we don't have "Nickles on our genitalia."

Or in our genitalia. In is defininately worse than on.

Damn! They grow bigun skeeters in that thar Utah!

They do?
Even bigger than here where I live?

CHEF D,
POUNDING ON A MORMON WHO INTERRUPTED HIS SUPPER.

Here - when you're done with your Mormon, you can have mine.

I needed to move out once, too. You're right - it's probably the only thing that can cure you. But in the meantime you can do more than just whine about it. I recommend walking. Lots and lots of walks and/or swimming, biking, etc. Anything to get you moving and keep you ahead of the mosquito cloud - cuz trust me. Everybody has their own cloud that follows them and the secret is to outrun it. Seriously, it's about the best thing there is for that nervous breakdown feeling. If you hate the outdoors, an exercise bike is always good.

On second thought, what I really recommend is yoga. It's good for the body and for the mind. Very soothing, healthy and peace of mind promoting activity. I think you can take lessons and look at videos and stuff for free online.

Don't forget to lay around the house in between walks and exercising and drive your parents up the wall with your whining. I did and my folks were happy to help me move when the time came.  

SHHHHH!

longingly nameless
test subject pleading roughly
entities beckon

Fight malaria
With nasty-tasting quinine
The gin completes it.

A mosquito haiku:

Tiny shadow at
my ankle. Faint buzz beside
one ear. Itching starts.

That video wouldn't load for me. But I clicked on the second link down and it took me to a killer video on the inside of a tornado. Awesome!

Whoops. I'm too slow. Next topic what he said.

have you ever thought that
your feet would itch less if you
weren't standing in fire ants?

on deck: fuck the fucking Yankees, with a sharp fucking stick

No thanks, yankee boy.
I will stick with this swarm of
blood sucking insects.

next up: Where are my car keys?

isn't this the questions thread?

Hah, where have you been?
When did this forum ever manage to stay on topic?

Which reminds me......I bought some of that topical cream to apply to all
of these mosquito bites and can't seem to find it anywhere.  

Aghhhh.....I feel a fit of fever and/or chills coming on.

Greetings to you all.

I would like to know how you do your stuff...as in...I seek out life and knowledge...then I watch it...then I see into the depths of what it really is.

What do you do?

Blessings to you all.

una voce spiritwarrior.

I try to live my life the best I can one day at a time.
As for looking into the depths of what life and knowledge really are,
I suspect the answer is different for each of us.

::passes Hugh some more tequila and hides all of his sweetpants::