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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 06:45:00 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 06:45:00 AM
Blarg!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Trollax on June 24, 2004, 07:01:08 AM
Roger, please tell me you've done something deliciouisly awful to crazy steve?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRoger, please tell me you've done something deliciouisly awful to crazy steve?

I wish I could, but all I did was stare at him until he slunk away.  What can I say?  It was like 105 in the shade, and I am not the young man I used to be.

Besides, I have to save some for Cheryl.  Crazy Steve is slated to be part of her training.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Trollax on June 24, 2004, 07:22:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRoger, please tell me you've done something deliciouisly awful to crazy steve?

I wish I could, but all I did was stare at him until he slunk away.  What can I say?  It was like 105 in the shade, and I am not the young man I used to be.

Besides, I have to save some for Cheryl.  Crazy Steve is slated to be part of her training.

And then Make Millie her pet project?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 07:24:32 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRoger, please tell me you've done something deliciouisly awful to crazy steve?

I wish I could, but all I did was stare at him until he slunk away.  What can I say?  It was like 105 in the shade, and I am not the young man I used to be.

Besides, I have to save some for Cheryl.  Crazy Steve is slated to be part of her training.

And then Make Millie her pet project?

No, Millie is better left alone.  She's truly hopeless, and harmless most of the time.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Trollax on June 24, 2004, 07:25:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDRoger, please tell me you've done something deliciouisly awful to crazy steve?

I wish I could, but all I did was stare at him until he slunk away.  What can I say?  It was like 105 in the shade, and I am not the young man I used to be.

Besides, I have to save some for Cheryl.  Crazy Steve is slated to be part of her training.

And then Make Millie her pet project?

No, Millie is better left alone.  She's truly hopeless, and harmless most of the time.
pity
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 24, 2004, 11:25:23 AM
I'll be keen to know what the judge says, if you'd be so good as to indulge me.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2004, 12:06:05 PM
Quote from: Guido FinucciI'll be keen to know what the judge says, if you'd be so good as to indulge me.

I think Saleem believes I have pull.  I don't.

I'll keep you informed.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 24, 2004, 12:34:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think Saleem believes I have pull.  I don't.
I'll keep you informed.

Thanks. I am keen to hear the Judge's take on the whole thing.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Bella on June 24, 2004, 05:31:33 PM
I'm happy to hear that you're teaching Cheryl how to maintain a car, as well as how to drive one.

And even happier to hear that Crazy Steve is also part of her training. :twisted:
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 24, 2004, 06:07:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSameer got into his car, and drove off.  About 10 minutes later, Crazy Steve walked over, and said, "So, what did the sand-nigger want?".
CS...WOW
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 25, 2004, 01:34:52 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSameer got into his car, and drove off.  About 10 minutes later, Crazy Steve walked over, and said, "So, what did the sand-nigger want?".
CS...WOW

Oh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

And then there was the time I went into a British Expat bar and overheard the Owner and some other chap call the Palestinians 'desert Irish' in the same tone. People are fucked up. Let's burn them.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 01:37:15 AM
:::Passes Hugh a molotov to burn them with::
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: kmandibles on June 25, 2004, 02:57:57 AM
No, no. Clearly he is in need of more.

*watches as tanker full of napalm backs up and makes BWEEP BWEEP noises*
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2004, 06:16:44 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCOh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

Everywhere you go, there are Yahoos.
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 25, 2004, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCOh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

Everywhere you go, there are Yahoos.

Hoots are there to be had everywhere.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 06:19:28 AM
That's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 25, 2004, 06:21:19 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

Hah! Sure you did.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2004, 06:24:45 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

When asked for MY phone number, I usually supply the White House Press Office number.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Trollax on June 25, 2004, 06:25:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's so terribly true, Roger.

I told one of them how to call a local government agency today and he ended up on the phone with someone in Kansas City. The dipshit.
And then he was mad at me......and I swear I gave him the right phone number.......honessssst I did.

When asked for MY phone number, I usually supply the White House Press Office number.

Mine's usually the local rotor-router  :twisted:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2004, 06:26:29 AM
Heh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 25, 2004, 06:31:17 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:

Next time you should make him take about three hours to figure it out, or you can always misdirect him.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: Trollax on June 25, 2004, 06:34:22 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh.

It took this yahoo one and one quarter hours to figure out he was on hold to talk to the wrong people.  :twisted:

Next time you should make him take about three hours to figure it out, or you can always misdirect him.

Give hiom an idiot card...  :twisted:

On one side:

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours and hours, turn this card over

On the other side:

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours and hours, turn this card over
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 25, 2004, 05:12:21 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSameer got into his car, and drove off.  About 10 minutes later, Crazy Steve walked over, and said, "So, what did the sand-nigger want?".
CS...WOW

Oh yeah. I have heard that, even in Chicago.

And then there was the time I went into a British Expat bar and overheard the Owner and some other chap call the Palestinians 'desert Irish' in the same tone. People are fucked up. Let's burn them.
I really didn't notice the tone this was said in... sorry
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