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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => GASM Command => Topic started by: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 09:27:45 PM

Title: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
Just a thought I was toying with ...

Circulate a rumour about Lady Gaga being a Discordian.

I suppose the best way is to target things like Youtube, fansites, even the press to view these claims. Build up slowly like that.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Captain Utopia on December 21, 2009, 09:36:58 PM
What about using tags to create a linkage which can be picked up algorithmically? If you can find a bunch of links that I can follow to apply the tag "discordian", I'll give you a hand. Not much time to do the groundwork myself for the next few weeks though.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 21, 2009, 09:37:43 PM
I'll definantly do it ... work gives me the perfect opportunity to :P I barely do anything but browse the web while there.

... well except today while I have to do ACTUAL work
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2009, 12:49:57 AM
God, she probably IS.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Dysnomia on December 22, 2009, 12:56:21 AM
(http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ladygaga_pokerface.jpg)
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 07:59:52 AM
Hmm .. An idea, I am thinking that I can perhaps relate her song 'Poker Face' to Discordianism. OR that she gained inspiration for some of her lyrics from the Discordian National Anthem, or the Discordian Initiation Ritual.

QuoteCause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bait before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Which was inspired from an extract -

Quote...
Its my job to bluff
Eris has her buns
I'm never lying but I am telling the truth
I am never telling the truth, but I am lying
I'll trap you like glue
Take my bait, fall for me
I have gambling issues
I promise that I won't
But I am bluffing, my hand is square
...

I think I am going away too far from the point, its starting to sound lame :p Its somewhat too linear, needs more jumbling.
OBVIOUSLY needs alot more work, but its an idea regardless. Perhaps I can overly-analyse her lyrics. I know I am good at that.

Quote from: FP on December 21, 2009, 09:36:58 PM
What about using tags to create a linkage which can be picked up algorithmically? If you can find a bunch of links that I can follow to apply the tag "discordian", I'll give you a hand. Not much time to do the groundwork myself for the next few weeks though.
I'll find a list of blogs, I registered for an account on Youtube - perhaps I can come up with a blog article and link it from youtube if people fall for the bait, to back it up as my evidence. I think with youtube I will just say it outright that "She is so a discordian", and wait for a response (hopefully get into an arguement)
... I think a series of different stories would be more effective however.

Maybe targetting her hermaphrodite rumours were actually there to cover up some other secrets?

.. getting carried away now :P
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 10:30:42 AM
Alternatively how about a repeat of Colbertgasm?  Re-tailored for the target in question, of course.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
I started going through the CobaltGASM.. fascinating project.

Getting the message over would be the main issue, there would obviously be some line of communication; but this is also Gaga, perhaps she craves something like this - maybe as a sense of inspiration.

Though, if we actually made it through and had the desired effect, what would we get her to do? Make a song with Illumanti themes?

I don't know though, maybe spreading rumours about her being a Discord could have an interesting effect. If it does hit off and creates more links on the net refering back to Discordianism, what could happen from that?
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 11:37:27 AM
Lady Gaga apart of the Illumanti, and she worships Satan.

This could turn two different ways, either fuck it up with Discordianism - claiming her as one of our own or do it similar to ColbertGASM.

If we manage to claim her as a Discordian, would this give us wanted or unwanted attention?
OR
If the Illumanti were extending their hand to her formally because she is a worthy soul. What could happen from that? Would it turn into a big joke? Would she get creeped out?
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
After reading the Colbert thread.

Could we convince Gaga that we've given her a spot based on xx conditions? What changes could this bring? But is she as supersticious as Colbert? Perhaps could convince her to carry on knowledge with regards to the Illumanti, since she has been observed and would be the best vessel.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 23, 2009, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: BAI on December 23, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
there's the vigilant citizen website, which links lady gaga to the illuminati for us already.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Cramulus on December 23, 2009, 03:23:38 PM
Important Question:

How do we effectively spread a rumor like this?

Look up MileyGASM - the attempt to label Miley Cyrus as a Discordian. Did they succeed at their goal? If one were to approach a task like this, how would you proceed differently? Is it possible as individuals to spread rumors about a celebrity which are then retransmitted by others? There's always so much celebrity gossip, do we hit the signal:noise ratio problem?
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
I was thinking we should recruit Lady Gaga for the Illuminati.  Rumours are so passe.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
OK, this moves this from GASM into O:MF territory, but here is the idea:

"We" contact her, as a member of the Illuminati.  We point out, at great length, that her apparent mastery of certain symbolic representations and themes, along with her status, means she may be eligible to join the Illuminati.  However, she has to figure out exactly what public, symbolic act she has to do to show she is worthy for initiation.

We then wait, either until she does something bizarre, or VigilantCitizen (or another conspiracy theorist) writes a massive article showing how she is part of some complex conspiracy.  We then contact her as representatives of the Discordian society, warning her off the Illuminati, as they are not to be trusted and have nefarious motives.

I hadn't gotten much further than that though, there needs to be some sort of follow-through or something.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 09:22:01 PM
Damn, I really love the way you think.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 23, 2009, 10:04:52 PM
But just a thought, would being contacted by the Discordians end up just being a way to get back to us?

Anyhow, if that does go through, we could start feeding her bullshit about something, perhaps like a conspiracy - and its her job to write songs to pass this idea through?

Also, since there is a craze about Listening to songs backwards, perhaps get her to add a part that when played backwards says "I work for the Illumanti", or something a little less obvious (Something like Revolution 9 only not soo fucked up)... that would more than likely stir something up. Albiet, if it goes through anyhow.

But, continuing on - she is weird. No doubt about that, she would definantly be the best person to write a song with hidden meanings, if we could only have some sort of influence on that.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: NotPublished on December 24, 2009, 01:33:18 AM
Instead of contacting her as a Discordian after the bait has been taken why not use

I particularly like the sound of 'The hand of NOD' - I got that from the first C&C game.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: the last yatto on December 27, 2009, 10:59:52 AM
only if we include some lame joke about NOD & ZOD
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on December 27, 2009, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
OK, this moves this from GASM into O:MF territory, but here is the idea:

"We" contact her, as a member of the Illuminati.  We point out, at great length, that her apparent mastery of certain symbolic representations and themes, along with her status, means she may be eligible to join the Illuminati.  However, she has to figure out exactly what public, symbolic act she has to do to show she is worthy for initiation.

We then wait, either until she does something bizarre, or VigilantCitizen (or another conspiracy theorist) writes a massive article showing how she is part of some complex conspiracy.  We then contact her as representatives of the Discordian society, warning her off the Illuminati, as they are not to be trusted and have nefarious motives.

I hadn't gotten much further than that though, there needs to be some sort of follow-through or something.

I like this. Her line of communication back to us might be through the videos -- to accept she needs to release a video prominently featuring hot dog buns (which will drive VC up the wall trying to analyze it).
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Lord Quantum on July 04, 2010, 07:07:29 PM
In the latest issue of Rolling Stone Lady Gaga references a recurring dream in which a phantom tries to get her to perform an Illuminati ritual. Is this a coincedence or did somebody here actually send her a letter telling her to mention a dream with honey mustard and self-mutilation (it's a pretty messed up dream) ?
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Suu on July 04, 2010, 07:58:06 PM
And here I already thought she was in the Illuminati and was sending us subliminal messages through her musics and videos?
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Jasper on July 04, 2010, 08:11:45 PM
What happens if she's already in an illuminati?

I think we should approach her with the assumption that she is, or thinks she is.

Our angle:  That the "illuminati" she joined are johnny-come-latelys, and we'd be interested in offering her a place in our older, and far more legitimate, illuminati.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Telarus on July 04, 2010, 11:22:27 PM
I approve of this message. We can even have her people check with Colbert.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Triple Zero on July 04, 2010, 11:28:55 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 04, 2010, 08:11:45 PM
Our angle:  That the "illuminati" she joined are johnny-come-latelys, and we'd be interested in offering her a place in our older, and far more legitimate, illuminati.

Also known as the really real illuminati for realness? ;-)
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Jasper on July 04, 2010, 11:53:40 PM
Yes.

I think that if we really wanted to get a reaction, we'd need to dangle the right carrot.

As far as I can tell, all she cares about is being famous.  She's said as much in interviews, and all her actions say the same.  So, it would be optimal to give her the impression that we have connections we could use to make her even MORE famous.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Lord Quantum on July 05, 2010, 08:46:30 PM
This sounds like something that require some really cool lookin' stationary.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Telarus on July 05, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
Some ammo: http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
That also screams someone who has too much damn time on his hands.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Cramulus on July 08, 2010, 02:19:35 PM
cross-reference:MileyGASM (http://s23.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus)
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 29, 2010, 08:56:07 PM
Blubs about lady gaga being in the illuminati were in the Alex Jones show.

digging for the vid right now.
Title: Re: GagaGASM
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 29, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on July 29, 2010, 08:56:07 PM
Blubs about lady gaga being in the illuminati were in the Alex Jones show.

digging for the vid right now.

video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GWLpD0Dwek&feature=related

scroll to about 1 minute for the money shot.

This is the article he mentions:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/jul/01/lady-gaga-vigilant-citizen-illuminati

link to via Alex Jones' site:

http://www.infowars.com/popular-music-is-the-babylon-system/

so it goes Prison Planet/infowars>Gaurdian.co.uk>Vigilant Citizen

as far as i can tell, it's all based off the VC article.