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#46
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
September 15, 2018, 10:38:20 PM
Cant read the article on this computer. Putting here to read later. Something about viruses and ICO's.

https://www.ccn.com/john-mcafee-told-his-followers-to-flood-the-secs-inbox-it-didnt-go-well/
#47
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
September 15, 2018, 06:13:05 AM
The Heedless Write Awaits None.
#48
Quote from: LuciferX on September 11, 2018, 04:51:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2018, 04:44:35 AM
This is more or less how alt.slack ended up, only it also had cascading spambots.
Was that a usenet site?
I'll take this conversation 'there.' words too hot to handle.
#49
Duh, right?

IT had just  never occured to me quite like that before.
The completion of never ending cosmic solitude occasioned by being the one. At least Jlong never mentioned IT, not directly of course.

anyone else tried these new laces?
how did it make you soul feel, you know, when the guest had to leave again?
#50
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: PD experiences
September 09, 2018, 04:01:41 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 09, 2018, 03:43:22 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on September 09, 2018, 03:07:48 AM
You should check and be ready BEFORE crossing any intersection, not after. That would avoid this, and a 500$ fine. Capish?

Yes, but it also helps strategically placing spikes on each side of you about 23 meters away from you on each side before crossing, in case you forget to look.
It, speaks?!?
#51
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
September 09, 2018, 03:57:33 AM
Can you feel me know?
#52
anyone else? im in one of those moods.
#53
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 08, 2018, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 10:10:14 AM
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.

:O what will two be?
you still got teeth?
#54
step 1: was that not close enough?
#55
Speaking of doctors, I have a (surprise) apppintment with a manager tomorrow that has been personally responsible for actively denying my client's treatment, in direct contradiction to pre-authorized orders. there was a similar event recently that made the news. what number should I dial the heat up to?
#56
QuoteBut spring comes later, and then your touch will bring all the trees to the yard.
This is MI6 verbiage.
#57
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 06, 2018, 05:19:37 AM
Quote from: axod on September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 AM
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.
#58
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.
#59
Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.
#60
Quote from: LuciferX on September 03, 2018, 09:51:08 PM
:?
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 03, 2018, 08:37:37 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on September 03, 2018, 07:15:36 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 03, 2018, 04:05:52 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 02, 2018, 06:47:38 PM
is the tree okay?
The leaves are starting to turn yellow and fall off.
Get back on the bus and clothe thyself.


:O you killed the tree? poor tree. T.T

well, LuciferX did suggest some good advice.

just besure to wear red... and brown depending on the last time you deficated. this tree's friends may be after you. You should probably wear a bunch of weight incase they decide to throw you into a wall.

it's like I still have little bits of placental matter behind my ears from the last hit. That must be how they find me. Bbecause otherwise I duct-tape everything to my body.

psst... the wall, it's full of holes.