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Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM

Hey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 12, 2005, 06:52:43 PM

HUGLAGHALGHALGHALAHUGLAGHALGHALGHAL

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 12, 2005, 06:54:02 PM

Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellHUGLAGHALGHALGHALAHUGLAGHALGHALGHAL

That's a pretty good representation of my cat when she's in the process of spewing undigested food in a chunky jet across the floor.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on September 12, 2005, 06:57:18 PM

The Good Reverend Roger is serious business.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
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Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 12, 2005, 07:02:29 PM

wow it takes alot of cajones to talk abotu discouragement and contribtuion with what all the tirless work you've put into the site, mr unoriginal moniker of the week, regardless, since you're obviously either eric or someone's alt, let us put this into other terms(through being a bleeding heart liberal carebear would would prefer the box of confinement over the cruel an dharsh reaity of bee stings and after school fistuicuffs, allow me to widen your perspective.

you may encounter from time to time negativity, wether it's roger's engativeity or mine or malaclypse the i can't use my brain's here. being human we'
re bound to be negative, an dodn't giv eme adult bullshit, i'm an adult an i find the fact thereof to be a perfect excuse alone to be negative.

so consider ti a challenge. a challenge top not be another stooge with a malaclypse moniker, to start living the caho instead of quoting it, to start thinking for yourself instead of letting the malaclypses and cnn's and rick james' of the world do it for you. if you hav ea problem with us critizisingf your work, or your posts, don't feeel down, adapt, or soemthing try soemthign else.

soem folsk think that i post inane nonsense all the time, btu these people are unperceptive fools! writing stupid inannities is not the sme as the4 absurdist but relevant mumblings i ahve postulated,a dn that goes as well for a few others. we will know th difference! if you do not like, make a new websiter, one that has it's very own name, it's very own rules and cliques and hierarchy.

ioh an dmalaclypse, what i was saying abotu cajones was only a joke right? someone with cajones would've posted this under their regular handle.

0/10 for creditibility issues.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 12, 2005, 07:22:36 PM

horab..it might not be someone's alt...

it could genuinely be a newb with way too much arrogance.

kinda like i was, if i recall.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 12, 2005, 08:10:56 PM

every n00b has too much arrogance. when i was a n00b i too was arrogant.

rumours suggest that i still am...

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 12, 2005, 08:55:25 PM

I was, and am always, humble.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 12, 2005, 09:49:12 PM

For the record: Mal3 isn't anybody's alt, nor is he a n00b (well maybe here, yes).

I like and respect Roger and his work, but you take what you get from his writings. Rog isn't asking to be bowed to (he might be telling tho :lol: ), no need to interpret him that way. <sigh> Then again, you can interpret him any way you like, knock yourself out. ;)

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryJust because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

This is the correct answer.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 12, 2005, 09:54:18 PM

Roger is the correct answer.

Also listen to me.

And to Spiro Agnu.

Just for the record.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 12, 2005, 09:57:34 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4526/quitwhining8zo.gif)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 12, 2005, 10:02:06 PM

Ah, that's a classic. :)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LHX on September 12, 2005, 11:38:25 PM

roger should have a website where he sells signed 8 x 10 glossies

i will name all the children that i am not going to have 'roger'

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: unlike_someone on September 12, 2005, 11:56:19 PM

Writing on a message board and expecting everyone to love you is like walking around with a giant "kick-me" sign as an avatar...

Really... I haven't out right attacked anyone and I have a small bubble of hatred directed at me simply because I used punctuation incorrectly...

...
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...
...
...

:twisted:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2005, 01:14:24 AM

OMFG!!!@ WTF IS WRONG WITH J00!?!@ LERN 2 SPELL TARDO!!@!@~

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Bella on September 13, 2005, 01:44:27 AM

Quote from: synaptyxFor the record: Mal3 isn't anybody's alt, nor is he a n00b (well maybe here, yes).

This is correct, Mal3 isn't an alternate account.
I had meant to say so earlier, but I saw something shiney off in the distance and it distracted me.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2005, 02:07:36 PM

Hey, now...

I'm with unlike someone. I like... ellipses.

I pretty puch write in a conversational style, and to me the ellipses add... something. A thoughtful pause, more of a breath than a comma...

it can be used for dramatic effect or to indicate a thought trailing off...

...and leading back in. so back off.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 13, 2005, 02:09:30 PM

the people here who are using thei rpunctuation incorrectly will be going down!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 13, 2005, 02:09:48 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: synaptyxFor the record: Mal3 isn't anybody's alt, nor is he a n00b (well maybe here, yes).

This is correct, Mal3 isn't an alternate account.
I had meant to say so earlier, but I saw something shiney off in the distance and it distracted me.

Shiney!? :shock: Where!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: unlike_someone on September 13, 2005, 02:23:14 PM

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/inert_chaos/NYC20Police20Car.jpg)

Gotta watch out for those grammar cops, they make the N.Y.P.D. look like kindergarten teachers.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: AFK on September 14, 2005, 02:13:53 AM

Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhy are so-called Discordians so worried about what others are saying about them?

Thicken your fuckin skin, children. It's a tough world out there.

Yeah, dealing with the strange opinionated people on this board is a piece of cake compared to dealing with the self-obsessed, spoiled-ass, wealthy Mainer customers that come into my store on a daily basis.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaul on September 14, 2005, 02:28:22 AM

you sound a lil like TCT

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: AFK on September 14, 2005, 02:43:14 AM

Quote from: Malaulyou sound a lil like TCT

Maine -- The Way Life Should Be :roll:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaul on September 14, 2005, 02:54:41 AM

or soemthing

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2005, 03:38:13 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhy are so-called Discordians so worried about what others are saying about them?

Thicken your fuckin skin, children. It's a tough world out there.

Yeah, dealing with the strange opinionated people on this board is a piece of cake compared to dealing with the self-obsessed, spoiled-ass, wealthy Northern Masshole customers that come into my store on a daily basis.

fixed that for you.

don't worry, I don't hold it against you that you live on the wrong side of the Kennebec.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 14, 2005, 05:45:51 PM

Hey... where are all the noobs?...

That's right- You guys drive them all away-
Probably back to Xianity.
Good job

and for the record- I was born a Malaclypse

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Illegitimate Son of God on September 14, 2005, 05:48:22 PM

I'm still here.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 14, 2005, 05:51:48 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey... where are all the noobs?...

That's right- You guys drive them all away-
Probably back to Xianity.
Good job

and for the record- I was born a Malaclypse

another excelent demonstration on ignoring that which is staring you in the face. good job!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2005, 07:44:00 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey... where are all the noobs?...

That's right- You guys drive them all away-

unfortunately, it hasn't worked on YUO yet.

(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/rrj4259.gif)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Illegitimate Son of God on September 14, 2005, 07:47:45 PM

Someone said he wasn't a noob
just a former poster who's been away for a while

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 14, 2005, 07:53:14 PM

omg it's trollax! :o

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2005, 07:58:49 PM

It's Daven!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Mad Skillz on September 14, 2005, 08:16:56 PM

Trollax? aww hell no! that nigga cain't possibly be a big enuff busta to show his cracka azz 'round these parts ag'in! Tell that punk-azz fool to go chew some mo' dem eucalyptus leaves, stop harassin' us po' disco'dians.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 14, 2005, 09:38:08 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey... where are all the noobs?...

That's right- You guys drive them all away-

unfortunately, it hasn't worked on YUO yet.

That's funny, seems to me most of the noobs stuck around.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2005, 10:43:40 PM

shh.

no talking to Trollaxe. he gets worked up too easily.

:lol:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 14, 2005, 10:44:43 PM

Ah, I see. No need to get him over-excited.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 14, 2005, 11:22:43 PM

it's medeo! quick lych him befo re he gets away!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2005, 01:23:00 AM

Who's Medeo?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: fluffy on September 15, 2005, 04:34:30 AM

Quote from: ¬†Who's Medeo?

who isn't medeo?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2005, 04:40:48 AM

I see...

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaul on September 15, 2005, 05:03:49 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerit's medeo! quick lych him befo re he gets away!

I miss mideo and hutsuma

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2005, 05:05:37 AM

I don't know who Medeo is but Hotsuma was alright.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 15, 2005, 05:52:05 AM

Fnordie = TeH n00b

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Bella on September 15, 2005, 05:54:43 AM

Quote from: ¬†I don't know who Medeo is but Hotsuma was alright.

Medeo and Hotsuma are friends in real life who used to post here.
In fact they were among the first posters on these forums.

I miss both of them.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 15, 2005, 06:16:38 AM

You could always command them by the power of Buddha's Ghost Penis to return or else be helocoptered.

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Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 15, 2005, 03:25:50 PM

AND I AM NO MERLIN FROM THE ARTHUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!!
I AM FROM CHRONICLES OF AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2005, 03:38:18 PM

Is that a porn movie or something?

If not, it should be. Great title.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 15, 2005, 03:47:57 PM

[brisk english accent, upper class]
i'm beginning to not like that merlin chap.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 15, 2005, 05:04:39 PM

I'm beginning to think you're crazy, in your own little way.

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Post by: The Open Bar on September 15, 2005, 08:30:43 PM

Quote from: LMNOIs that a porn movie or something?

If not, it should be. Great title.

it sounds like Taoist alchemical sex-magic porn.......

...if not, it should be 8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 15, 2005, 08:54:11 PM

Quote from: The Open Bar
Quote from: LMNOIs that a porn movie or something?

If not, it should be. Great title.

it sounds like Taoist alchemical sex-magic porn.......

...if not, it should be 8)

This is the correct post.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Mangrove on September 15, 2005, 10:16:42 PM

well that's the last time i'm letting OB go through my library.

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Post by: Malaul on September 15, 2005, 10:18:55 PM

Quote from: Merlin of ChaosAND I AM NO MERLIN FROM THE ARTHUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!!
I AM FROM CHRONICLES OF AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I read some of ther Amber books

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2005, 10:36:32 PM

I think MoC is a fucking wanker. Just sayin.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2005, 02:31:41 AM

Quote from: LMNOThe Good Reverend Roger is serious business.

:lol:

Apparently, the retard missed the part about my thread being a set of SUGGESTIONS.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 16, 2005, 12:52:08 PM

Quote from: ¬†I think MoC is a fucking wanker. Just sayin.

And therefore there was a motorcycle, and its nature was of a correct one.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 16, 2005, 12:54:53 PM

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: I think MoC is a fucking wanker. Just sayin.

And therefore there was a motorcycle, and its nature was of a correct one.

Yeah, I wank, so? :P

Everyone wanks... Even you, right now, in your bed.

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Post by: Cain on September 16, 2005, 12:59:51 PM

I'm not in my bed right now, I'm in a library.

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Post by: LMNO on September 16, 2005, 01:02:22 PM

Quote from: CainI'm not in my bed right now, I'm in a library.

Wow... wanking in a library. that's pretty impressive, in a creepy sort of way.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 16, 2005, 01:04:48 PM

And at least the books have those plastic covers...

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 16, 2005, 03:38:05 PM

Quote from: Merlin of Chaos
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: I think MoC is a fucking wanker. Just sayin.

And therefore there was a motorcycle, and its nature was of a correct one.

Yeah, I wank, so? :P

Everyone wanks... Even you, right now, in your bed.

I don't need to wank.

I have people who do that for me.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 16, 2005, 05:29:47 PM

I haven't been called this many names since the 5th grade.

Apparently, on this site, anger is your sacred cow. So I'm sorry if I threatened your primary mode of existance-

And Rodger- You're taking the cheap way out saying that you're making suggestions. Be a man and admit that you want to control other people.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 05:41:31 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI haven't been called this many names since the 5th grade.

Apparently, on this site, anger is your sacred cow. So I'm sorry if I threatened your primary mode of existance-

And Rodger- You're taking the cheap way out saying that you're making suggestions. Be a man and admit that you want to control other people.

you seem to be hell ben ton controlling roger in this particular instance. i eman really who the fruck are you to come in here adn tell roger or me or ech or fuckin merlinof chaos ffs what you think is the higher mroal ground? what thefuck do you know about roger's or mine or ech's or scribe's anger? you think this is the first thread liek thisto have popped up? i think this is the best one so far. if you're so good at ignorance, thenget to it. if you're riled up about some alleged plot to control teh posters at pd.com, if you actually fucking open your eyes you're gonna besteam piss and vinegar, cuz man, you're in a whole damn world of shit.

you may have cajones and a penis, albeit small as you've directed your cause of hte month onto a fuckign internet message baord as opposed to say, anything happining irl, but yopu're brain and/or you index finger may be malfunctioning.

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Post by: hooplala on September 16, 2005, 05:42:14 PM

Honestly Mal, it's just boring to read the same shit over and over again.

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Post by: LMNO on September 16, 2005, 05:44:40 PM

Quote from: Baron von HooplaHonestly Mal, it's just boring to read the same shit over and over again.

Wow. I think we're gonna have to find another nickname for malaclypse the Tertiary, because i read that like this:

Quote from: Baron von HooplaHonestly Malaul, it's just boring to read the same shit over and over again.

And that would be stepping.

Howabout MIII?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 05:47:41 PM

mal anythign is weak. how about the guy who ripped off the first naem he came across.

and since i'm on the subject, i want to chang emy name to optimus prime,k cuz he's been my herosince iw as six and even tho it's unoriginal as fuck to just copy a nam ethat already exists, i've actually changed my named and want my name to be Gregory Hill. or hell why not simon moon or robert anton wilson or mad malik or lord omar or someshit. didn't i write a rant abotu thsi before?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: hooplala on September 16, 2005, 05:47:58 PM

Whoops. I never thought about that.

That wasn't a diss, Malaul.

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Post by: hooplala on September 16, 2005, 05:48:57 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagermal anythign is weak. how about the guy who ripped off the first naem he came across.

and since i'm on the subject, i want to chang emy name to optimus prime,k cuz he's been my herosince iw as six and even tho it's unoriginal as fuck to just copy a nam ethat already exists, i've actually changed my named and want my name to be Gregory Hill. or hell why not simon moon or robert anton wilson or mad malik or lord omar or someshit. didn't i write a rant abotu thsi before?

And don't forget Hagbard Celine, I keep waiting for that one.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on September 16, 2005, 05:50:10 PM

Hey, what ever happened to Gruad? Wasn't he around here a while back?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 05:52:15 PM

i dunno but i';ve changed my name again and want atlanta hope. or zev hirsh, o rmilo flanagan, or sry syadasti. oh man how bout discordman! or "i'm eris, you're not"

Quoteyou seem to be hell ben ton controlling roger in this particular instance. i eman really who the fruck are you to come in here adn tell roger or me or ech or fuckin merlinof chaos ffs what you think is the higher mroal ground? what thefuck do you know about roger's or mine or ech's or scribe's anger? you think this is the first thread liek thisto have popped up? i think this is the best one so far. if you're so good at ignorance, thenget to it. if you're riled up about some alleged plot to control teh posters at pd.com, if you actually fucking open your eyes you're gonna besteam piss and vinegar, cuz man, you're in a whole damn world of shit.

you may have cajones and a penis, albeit small as you've directed your cause of hte month onto a fuckign internet message baord as opposed to say, anything happining irl, but yopu're brain and/or you index finger may be malfunctioning.

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Post by: unlike_someone on September 16, 2005, 05:59:09 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslageri dunno but i';ve changed my name again and want atlanta hope. or zev hirsh, o rmilo flanagan, or sry syadasti. oh man how bout discordman! or "i'm eris, you're not"

I like Discordman... :)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 06:00:43 PM

too bad i don't have any tights to wear under my underpants, ad n/or a cape. i could do up a right retarded avatar.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 16, 2005, 06:23:06 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagertoo bad i don't have any tights to wear under my underpants, ad n/or a cape. i could do up a right retarded avatar.

:roll: *imagines* :roll: SWEET!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: unlike_someone on September 16, 2005, 06:28:10 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagertoo bad i don't have any tights to wear under my underpants, ad n/or a cape. i could do up a right retarded avatar.

There has got to be someone out there that can loan you some... :shock:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 06:30:35 PM

hmmi fogot also need a camera. damnation. why must eris always try to *ahem* that comment definitely not anywhere safe. maybe i'll use my long underwear.

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Post by: unlike_someone on September 16, 2005, 06:43:31 PM

I'm sure someone could just draw up a little cartoon...

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 16, 2005, 07:27:31 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Baron von HooplaHonestly Mal, it's just boring to read the same shit over and over again.

Wow. I think we're gonna have to find another nickname for malaclypse the Tertiary, because i read that like this:

Quote from: Baron von HooplaHonestly Malaul, it's just boring to read the same shit over and over again.

And that would be stepping.

Howabout MIII?

So did I. How about Mal3, Mal^3, Mal cubed, Mal the dork, Mal III,
Mal Tre(s), Mal :roll: , <hehehe>, Mal Tert and I am out of ideas.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 16, 2005, 07:29:22 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerhmmi fogot also need a camera. damnation. why must eris always try to *ahem* that comment definitely not anywhere safe. maybe i'll use my long underwear.

A union suit would be better, but long johns will work. You could be....A LumberJack :shock: :twisted: anyway, yeah.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 12:58:32 AM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI haven't been called this many names since the 5th grade.

And Rodger- You're taking the cheap way out saying that you're making suggestions. Be a man and admit that you want to control other people.

1. You don't get out much, do you?

2. So, even though I stressed that they are suggestions in the original post, they aren't because YOU SAY they aren't?

:lol:

Pot/kettle/black.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 17, 2005, 01:00:32 AM

Tertiary/big black penis/ass

Roger/Motorcycle

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2005, 02:12:42 AM

Quote from: LMNOHey, what ever happened to Gruad? Wasn't he around here a while back?

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Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 02:13:20 AM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: LMNOHey, what ever happened to Gruad? Wasn't he around here a while back?

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Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 17, 2005, 10:44:04 AM

Wow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.

What exactly did I do to piss you off?

(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)

Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.

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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 17, 2005, 10:58:19 AM

also-

Now accepting applications for-

Malaclypse the Quadrangle

Malaclypse the Quintophile

Malaclypse the Sextarian

Malaclypse the Septentatious

and Malaclypse the Octogenarian.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2005, 03:11:44 PM

octogenarian means that you're 80 years old, not that you're the 8th in a lineage.

tard.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 03:52:07 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryWow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.

What exactly did I do to piss you off?

(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)

Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.

iot's too early fo rexactitdues, but maybe, just maybe it's lik ethat tim ei went to the native camp and on the first day callled them fake indians for living in buildings. yeah you can be sure they kciked my ass after that.

ok i'm kidding, that wasn't me, it was some othe rdumb white kid.

go back to eating dicks and stop wasting our time with yoru morality trip.

thjere's ahundred otehr mal 3's wow. congratz, you won today's dick eating contest! fantastic!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 17, 2005, 05:05:22 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustleoctogenarian means that you're 80 years old, not that you're the 8th in a lineage.

tard.

8)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 17, 2005, 08:03:57 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiaryalso-
Now accepting applications for-
Malaclypse the Quadrangle
Malaclypse the Quintophile
Malaclypse the Sextarian
Malaclypse the Septentatious
and Malaclypse the Octogenarian.

Quadrangle
Meaning #1: a four-sided polygon

Quintophile
Google just gives me some Magic the Gathering anf some other stuff, should be someone obsessed with 5, I think.

Sextarian
Not sure if this is a word :shock:

Septentatious
Or this one :?

Octogenarian
Turd already covered this one :wink:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Acoge on September 17, 2005, 08:18:09 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryWow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.

What exactly did I do to piss you off?

(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)

Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.

You did nothing to piss me off.

Why would I be pissed that there are morons?!?!?

most of "THEM" are making the mistake of reasoning with a moron and it's their actions that are getting them frustrated ( because they know they should know better than trying to reason with a moron) and they in the mean time taking it out on you ( mad at them selves lashing out at you)... you place a little too much importance on yourself.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 08:39:09 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryWow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.

What exactly did I do to piss you off?

(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)

Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.

1. But WAY better looking.

2. You haven't pissed anyone off (except maybe Horab). You haven't done ANYTHING to speak of. Now, if you come into a community and rip on everything around you, don't be surprised if we have a few good laughs at your expense.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 09:27:17 PM

i'm not pissed, i'm having fun.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 09:27:55 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslageri'm not pissed, i'm having fun.

I wasn't sure...but then it's unanimous. We are ALL laughing at him.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 09:29:04 PM

well he won first prize in today's dick eating contest...

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 09:32:20 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwell he won first prize in today's dick eating contest...

Monica had to settle for the silver, eh? :lol:

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 09:37:47 PM

actually buddy here sucked the silver off that one so we had to give her plastic coloured.

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Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 18, 2005, 01:43:11 AM

WE ARE THE IMPRESSED AT MR ANGSTY'S SUCTION POWER AND ARE FORMALLY OFFERING HIM TITLE OF "CHROME REMOVER"

ALSO STILL WE ARE UNHAPPY TO FIND HAPPY PROXY! WHY FOR IS THIS THE DIFFICULTY TODAY?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Pope On A Rope on September 18, 2005, 12:59:05 PM

Personally, I like Roger. He has the Happy Pils.

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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 18, 2005, 04:32:31 PM

I've got news for you.

I'm laughing at you too.
So far I've touched more than a few nerves- (don't deny it- or I'll quote you) You have yet to touch one of mine.

This is my idea of fun.

And shouldn't Discordians expect to be challenged?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 18, 2005, 06:47:58 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI've got news for you.

I'm laughing at me too.
So far I've touched myself more than a few times- (i won't deny it- or I'll chaffe) I have yet to be original in any way.

This is my idea of fun.

And shouldn't Discordians make fun of the originality challenged?

Fixed

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 06:57:29 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
So far I've touched more than a few nerves-

You hit my boredom nerve dead center. That's about it.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2005, 07:01:27 PM

Quote from: Donkeyotay
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI've got news for you.

I'm laughing at me too.
So far I've touched myself more than a few times- (i won't deny it- or I'll chaffe) I have yet to be original in any way.

This is my idea of fun.

And shouldn't Discordians make fun of the originality challenged?

Fixed

tricycle.

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Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 18, 2005, 07:06:39 PM

If I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 07:10:21 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

For the same reason car accidents make people gape?

Yeah, M3, you're boring me. What annoys me is the fact that it is obvious that you can do way better than the bullshit you've been pushing so far.

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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 18, 2005, 07:18:55 PM

It was something to do.

you know- for kicks.

My shit's not together- give me some time.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 07:21:11 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIt was something to do.

you know- for kicks.

My shit's not together- give me some time.

Then may I suggest that you stop bitching, and start writing?

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Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2005, 01:20:16 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIt was something to do.

you know- for kicks.

My shit's not together- give me some time.

Then may I suggest that you stop bitching, and start writing?

This is the correct ambulatory device.

PS - Note to MalIII - it's quite easy to get us to sling insults at each other. It's what we do to pass the time. It's much more difficult to get more that 5 people at one time to say, "Wow. That's a good observation/rant/piece of artwork."

So, there's my challenge.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 19, 2005, 05:24:48 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIt was something to do.

you know- for kicks.

My shit's not together- give me some time.

Then may I suggest that you stop bitching, and start writing?

This is the correct ambulatory device.

Sorry, but I cannot make any determination of medical necessity unless you submit the proper CPT and ICD codes.

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Post by: Cain on September 19, 2005, 06:33:57 PM

Sorry, we can't. You're not cleared for such codes. Those codes are the same one we issue in the event we need to launch nukes. Its a National Security issue.

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Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 01:17:46 AM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!

Because thats how bored we have become.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 01:35:50 AM

Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!
Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 21, 2005, 03:22:37 AM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSorry, but I cannot make any determination of medical necessity unless you submit the proper CPT and ICD codes.

BR-549?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 21, 2005, 06:40:43 PM

Quote from: CainSorry, we can't. You're not cleared for such codes. Those codes are the same one we issue in the event we need to launch nukes. Its a National Security issue.

Of course I am cleared. Now, anyway.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

BR-549?

Sorry, that code is invalid. Please reference your CPT-4 or your ICD-9-CM manuals and update accordingly.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 07:50:08 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!
Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?

Thats really my point... I think we can all agree that we are pretty bored.

but remember if the balance gos way to one side I may have to change my vote.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 07:51:49 PM

Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!
Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?
Thats really my point... I think we can all agree that we are pretty bored.

but remember if the balance gos way to one side I may have to change my vote.

who said this was a deomcracy>? up agaisnt he wall with you, comrade!

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Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 07:56:19 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryIf I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!
Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?
Thats really my point... I think we can all agree that we are pretty bored.

but remember if the balance gos way to one side I may have to change my vote.

who said this was a deomcracy>? up agaisnt he wall with you, comrade!

Comrad...?!?!?
why would a comrad need to get against the wall?!?!?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 08:16:34 PM

target practise.

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Post by: Acoge on September 22, 2005, 05:33:29 PM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagertarget practise.

Good thinking ,Comrad.

Just let me go get a brite orange jacket to put on and I'll be right back.

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 22, 2005, 07:00:19 PM

Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Horab Fibslagertarget practise.
Good thinking ,Comrad.

Just let me go get a brite orange jacket to put on and I'll be right back.

Nah. We like challenges.

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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 23, 2005, 01:03:36 AM

Maybe he thinks we're deer supremacists like Malul...

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 29, 2005, 06:49:54 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: Horab Fibslagertarget practise.
Good thinking ,Comrad.

Just let me go get a brite orange jacket to put on and I'll be right back.

Nah. We like challenges.

It's just so no one shoots a deer by mistake.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 29, 2005, 07:02:07 PM

shooting deer is NEVER a mistake, even when it's an accident.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2005, 07:33:55 PM

You'll be lucky if Mal doesn't hear you talking like that; you know what she does to people who commit subversive acts against the deer party.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 29, 2005, 07:45:58 PM

hey, deer have tried to KILL me.

I'm just returning the favor. and come November 1st when rifle season starts, I'm gonna go get me some venison.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2005, 07:47:31 PM

If the deer party hears of this it could mean the end for venison everywhere...

I ought to get a hunting license..

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Post by: DJRubberducky on September 29, 2005, 10:02:46 PM

When I get skinny, I'm going to try to learn to bow hunt. I say "try" because I am not about to go Amazon for the sake of venison. ;)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2005, 10:23:24 PM

Bow hunting is hard, or so I've heard. I've only fired arrows at inanimate objects.

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Post by: Cain on September 29, 2005, 10:25:56 PM

Quote from: Bow hunting is hard, or so I've heard. I've only fired arrows at inanimate objects.

Same here. Still, with a proper compound bow I reckon hunting could be very easy indeed....

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Post by: B_M_W on September 29, 2005, 11:29:34 PM

Bow hunting IS hard, especially if you use traditional archery, which is all my dad uses. Hes pretty damn good tho.

BMW

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 30, 2005, 12:39:32 AM

yeah, I don't care about hunting for the sport of it, since calling hunting a sport is retarded no matter what you're hunting with...unless maybe you're hunting polar bears with a buck knife, that might be sporting.

I just want to kill something and eat it.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 30, 2005, 01:48:50 AM

How about one of those kids that shoved you through a window?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 30, 2005, 01:51:30 AM

they only shoved me through a window because I was kicking the shit out of both of them at the same time.

it really wasn't a fair fight.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 30, 2005, 02:24:02 AM

Well its better than eating McDonalds or something like that.

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:31:22 PM

Where the hell did he go? These new trolls have no endurance anymore. Shit. They need to start making better ones. The latest models suck.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:32:12 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhere the hell did he go? These new trolls have no endurance anymore. Shit. They need to start making better ones. The latest models suck.

BRING BACK AINI!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:33:21 PM

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhere the hell did he go? These new trolls have no endurance anymore. Shit. They need to start making better ones. The latest models suck.

BRING BACK AINI!

Hey, some people actually know where she went so, if you want that it can actually happen. And we'll live to regret it most likely but.....it could be fun for a minute.

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Post by: agent compassion on September 30, 2005, 03:33:24 PM

Mmm...no.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:34:33 PM

Quote from: agent compassionMmm...no.

I tend to agree.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:36:00 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhere the hell did he go? These new trolls have no endurance anymore. Shit. They need to start making better ones. The latest models suck.

BRING BACK AINI!

Hey, some people actually know where she went so, if you want that it can actually happen. And we'll live to regret it most likely but.....it could be fun for a minute.

I'd be up for it. I live for living to regret things. Its almost Cathlick.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:36:36 PM

I'd regret it too. And then people would kill us because we first came up with the idea.

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Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:38:11 PM

We'd be martyrs Hugh...martyrs.

Oh, sorry, wrong board.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: agent compassion on September 30, 2005, 03:39:09 PM

If you go and get martyred on her account we'll just laugh at you and piss on your graves.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:40:05 PM

Quote from: agent compassionIf you go and get martyred on her account we'll just laugh at you and piss on your graves.

That's because at my wake, y'all have to get rip roaringly pissing all the time drunk.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:40:18 PM

Quote from: agent compassionIf you go and get martyred on her account we'll just laugh at you and piss on your graves.

Psh, matrydom is back in fashion nowdays.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: agent compassion on September 30, 2005, 03:40:26 PM

Awesome.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:42:11 PM

Quote from: agent compassionAwesome.

So this means you'll join us in our martyrdom?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:42:25 PM

All the cool kids are doing it.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: agent compassion on September 30, 2005, 03:42:36 PM

No, but I'll be at your funerals.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:47:21 PM

Quote from: agent compassionNo, but I'll be at your funerals.

But if you die with us, Allah will give you free beer and cigarrettes and like fifteen virgins and pics of Bin Laden.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:49:23 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: agent compassionNo, but I'll be at your funerals.

But if you die with us, Allah will give you free beer and cigarrettes and like fifteen virgins and pics of Bin Laden.

Psst, that "raisins", not virgins. Its another mistranslation :roll:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:50:05 PM

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: agent compassionNo, but I'll be at your funerals.

But if you die with us, Allah will give you free beer and cigarrettes and like fifteen virgins and pics of Bin Laden.

Psst, that "raisins", not virgins. Its another mistranslation :roll:

Fuck. I must be using that filthy Egyption version again. Damned infidels keep switching the texts on me.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 03:54:08 PM

I never trusted those Egyptians. Look at how many camels they have over there, for starters. I find it...suspicious.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:55:56 PM

You are right. I am sending a cell of noobs over there to prove themselves to allah. That'll teach those filthy Egyptian swine.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: agent compassion on September 30, 2005, 06:17:16 PM

Nuts to that, I'm going to be chilling by the beer volcano when I go to meet my maker.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Acoge on September 30, 2005, 06:28:35 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustleshooting deer is NEVER a mistake, even when it's an accident.

8)

*Blink Blink*

I get it.... man, that joke keeps getting funnier every time I read it.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Acoge on September 30, 2005, 06:29:59 PM

Quote from: agent compassionIf you go and get martyred on her account we'll just laugh at you and piss on your graves.

Fuck that... I piss on Graves every chance I get.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Omar K. Ravenhurst on October 02, 2005, 01:40:33 AM

I sink Rev. Rodger.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2005, 03:01:23 AM

excuse me, I just wanted to ask you if you were aware that YOU ARE A FUCKING FUCKTARD?

seriously, who invited all the douchebag pimplefaced 15 year old nerds that have been infesting this fucking place? get fucking lost, you goddamned fucking moron.

you're so fucking lame that you're not even worthy of being suspected of being Eric.

8)

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2005, 06:51:37 AM

Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstI sink Rev. Rodger.

Pfffft...Everybody SAYS it, but nobody DOES it.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2005, 06:52:08 AM

Quote from: East Coast Hustleexcuse me, I just wanted to ask you if you were aware that YOU ARE A FUCKING FUCKTARD?

seriously, who invited all the douchebag pimplefaced 15 year old nerds that have been infesting this fucking place? get fucking lost, you goddamned fucking moron.

you're so fucking lame that you're not even worthy of being suspected of being Eric.

8)

Don't hold back, Turd...tell us how you REALLY feel. :lol:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Omar K. Ravenhurst on October 02, 2005, 06:59:47 AM

I see that the level of rhetoric here is as expected.
Saint Gulik didn't lie.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2005, 07:00:28 AM

Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstI see that the level of rhetoric here is as expected.
Saint Gulik didn't lie.

Suck it up, bitch.

This is the night crew.

Nobody can hear you scream.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Omar K. Ravenhurst on October 02, 2005, 07:03:39 AM

Eris smiled for your sins.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2005, 07:05:01 AM

Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstEris smiled AT your sins.

Fixed that for you.

Eris is a cackling bitch, who thinks wars and slaughter are funny.

That's why *I* like her, anyway.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Donkeyotay on October 02, 2005, 08:19:53 AM

Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstI see that the level of rhetoric here is as expected.
Saint Gulik didn't lie.

I think it's Erik's butt-buddy

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 02, 2005, 09:08:44 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstEris laughed AT you while the other kids kicked your face in.

Fixed that for you.

Eris is a cackling bitch, who thinks wars and slaughter are funny.

That's why *I* like her, anyway.

agree.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2005, 07:04:26 PM

Quote from: Donkeyotay
Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstI see that the level of rhetoric here is as expected.
Saint Gulik didn't lie.

I think it's Erik's butt-buddy

You mean his ONE friend on PD.org?

Probably.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on October 02, 2005, 07:12:35 PM

That's not the Omar I knew...

not nearly clever enough.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2005, 02:34:45 AM

I was wondering if that dumbfuck would post.

Then he posted and it was confirmed that he was a dumbfuck.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on October 03, 2005, 03:17:04 AM

mal^3:
ignores the other misanthrope

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Lord Omar on October 03, 2005, 03:53:34 AM

Hey-ho whats all this?

TBBBBBBFFFHHHHTTTTTT (bong hit noise)

Lord Omar loves the rhetoric here!

And the smashings,
and squishings,
and squabblings

Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2005, 04:42:47 AM

Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life. Ho ho! Are you ready for that? Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it? No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2005, 04:43:24 AM

Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiarymal^3:
ignores the other misanthrope

It won't help. We'll just sneak up on you, that way.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2005, 05:18:23 AM

Why are you warning him?

Also, I was talking about the other dumbfuck, not Mal3... that time at least..

Dumbfuck.....

(that time I was talking about Mal3)

Also, did you just call me a fucking discordian?!

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on October 03, 2005, 05:19:54 AM

oh- my bad

habit and stuff.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2005, 05:21:01 AM

I thought you were ignoring me.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2005, 05:53:29 AM

Quote from: ¬†Why are you warning him?

Also, I was talking about the other dumbfuck, not Mal3... that time at least..

Dumbfuck.....

(that time I was talking about Mal3)

Also, did you just call me a fucking discordian?!

No, I said we call ourselves Discordian. Scrape the shit off of your eyes.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2005, 06:03:10 AM

The doctor says I need to leave it on for 12 hours or I'll go blind.

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on October 03, 2005, 09:47:51 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life. Ho ho! Are you ready for that? Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it? No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.

This sounds like every week of my life for the past year. Have you being spying on me?

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2005, 01:04:29 AM

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life. Ho ho! Are you ready for that? Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it? No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.

This sounds like every week of my life for the past year. Have you being spying on me?

Naw. Inspired guess. :lol:

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on October 04, 2005, 07:21:55 AM

Yeah, sure it was.

*Commences sweep for hidden cameras*

Title: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 23, 2005, 02:54:54 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwow it takes alot of cajones to talk abotu discouragement and contribtuion with what all the tirless work you've put into the site, mr unoriginal moniker of the week, regardless, since you're obviously either eric or someone's alt, let us put this into other terms(through being a bleeding heart liberal carebear would would prefer the box of confinement over the cruel an dharsh reaity of bee stings and after school fistuicuffs, allow me to widen your perspective.

you may encounter from time to time negativity, wether it's roger's engativeity or mine or malaclypse the i can't use my brain's here. being human we'
re bound to be negative, an dodn't giv eme adult bullshit, i'm an adult an i find the fact thereof to be a perfect excuse alone to be negative.

so consider ti a challenge. a challenge top not be another stooge with a malaclypse moniker, to start living the caho instead of quoting it, to start thinking for yourself instead of letting the malaclypses and cnn's and rick james' of the world do it for you. if you hav ea problem with us critizisingf your work, or your posts, don't feeel down, adapt, or soemthing try soemthign else.

soem folsk think that i post inane nonsense all the time, btu these people are unperceptive fools! writing stupid inannities is not the sme as the4 absurdist but relevant mumblings i ahve postulated,a dn that goes as well for a few others. we will know th difference! if you do not like, make a new websiter, one that has it's very own name, it's very own rules and cliques and hierarchy.

ioh an dmalaclypse, what i was saying abotu cajones was only a joke right? someone with cajones would've posted this under their regular handle.

0/10 for creditibility issues.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just found this. Notice how Horab later posted almost the exact same post as Mal3.

*cracks the shit up*

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Zurtok Khan on November 23, 2005, 09:31:23 AM

Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

THE GODS ARE HUNGRY!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

Fixxed that for you.

Yes, I relize it's probably not funny to anyone who hasn't been writting a paper on aztec sacrifice for the last few hours.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Payne on June 20, 2008, 07:18:19 PM

:x

BUMP!

:x

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Suu on June 20, 2008, 07:19:15 PM

:lulz:

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Idem on June 20, 2008, 07:25:48 PM

I wonder how many Hugh alts are ITT

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: AFK on June 20, 2008, 07:37:25 PM

Ugh, Malcalypse the Tertiary, the proto-type AKK.

Although I personally found MOC more annoying.

Also there are people in this thread who don't post anymore who I wish did still post.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 21, 2008, 04:32:53 AM

The hell...

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2008, 04:33:43 AM

you had to be there. be thankful you were not.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Auguste on June 21, 2008, 05:28:34 AM

Quote from: Payne on June 20, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
:x

BUMP!

:x

(http://www.freewebs.com/cortlesteeze/pix/ThreadNecro.jpg)

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2008, 12:29:36 PM

Who is Rodger anyway?

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: hooplala on June 21, 2008, 04:18:13 PM

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2008, 06:04:58 PM

Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM
Hey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

:lulz:

Forgot about this one.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2010, 05:37:14 PM

BUMPITY.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Jasper on March 23, 2010, 05:47:30 PM

Ha ha ha ha.

Fuck Hugh.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 06:12:21 PM

Wow.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: Phox on November 09, 2011, 11:59:37 PM

Quote from: LHX on September 12, 2005, 11:38:25 PM
roger should have a website where he sells signed 8 x 10 glossies

i will name all the children that i am not going to have 'roger'

I think this idea has merit.

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: the last yatto on November 12, 2011, 03:52:21 AM

Yeah but where are we going to find a tutu in his size

Title: Re: Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
Post by: BadBeast on November 12, 2011, 05:28:17 AM

Quote from: Brian Fnord on November 12, 2011, 03:52:21 AM
Yeah but where are we going to find a tutu in his size

Mavis Cruet.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/active%20ones/download.jpg)

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM