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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 15, 2009, 05:19:49 PM

Title: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 15, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
http://www.contracostatimes.com/politics/ci_12589887

Take that, hippies!
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Adios on June 15, 2009, 05:42:08 PM
I protest!
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2009, 05:46:04 PM
terrorist.

Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Reginald Ret on June 15, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
And we never heard of hawk again...
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 15, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: Regret on June 15, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
And we never heard of from hawk again...

Fixed!
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: the last yatto on June 15, 2009, 07:58:22 PM
if i get on tv im totally going to talk about hair
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Adios on June 16, 2009, 01:37:30 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on June 15, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: Regret on June 15, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
And we never heard of from hawk again...

Fixed!

You don't think those amateur bastards can actually hold me do you? I will melt the fucking bars with my hatred.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: the last yatto on June 16, 2009, 02:09:49 AM
IVE SEEN HIM DO IT
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2009, 04:41:52 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 16, 2009, 06:25:28 AM
Again, we should be grabbing the government by the balls and squeezing right now.

I've decided something.  When we're all working minimum wage for 20 hours a week and everyone who complains just vanishes and is never seen from again.  I'll at least take solace in that most of the fuckers in this country deserve it for being asleep at the wheel.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Cain on June 16, 2009, 11:33:28 AM
We should all Go Galt.

I actually think I know where the logic of this is coming from.  I don't necessarily agree, but I think I can understand.  Protestors = dirty anarchists who hate freedom and love smashing shit.  Smashing shit is meant to be propaganda of the deed ie to scare the capitalist masters of the world by an awesome show of People Power, which is therefore an act of political violence which contains the necessary triage of victim, agent and intended audience.  THEREFORE terrorism.

The thing is, if you accept this logic, then you also have to accept hate crimes are a form of terrorism, in which case you'd also have to conclude that maybe, just maybe, terrorism isn't always a national security threat that requires massive armies and secret detention facilities, and is not necessarily carried out by Mysterious Arab Agents Who Will Impose Sharia Law On Your Ass.

Or you just could combine the triage theory with Alex Schmidt's concept of terrorism as a peacetime equiavelent of a war crime, in which case the Pentagon needs to be looking closer to home for terrorists.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: the last yatto on June 16, 2009, 09:33:51 PM
terrorist is so racist, we really prefer the term evil dooer.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 16, 2009, 09:56:52 PM
Saw this on another board, but have yet to see a copy of the DoD training materials referenced.....
anybody seen them?

also, iawTGRR...
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 17, 2009, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 16, 2009, 09:56:52 PM
Saw this on another board, but have yet to see a copy of the DoD training materials referenced.....
anybody seen them?

also, iawTGRR...

Its not a manual, its a computer based exam apparently.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 17, 2009, 05:51:05 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on June 17, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

THIS.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Cain on June 17, 2009, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on June 17, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

Yeah but you cannot be macho and butch and go all unilateral and fuck France in the War On Fat.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2009, 08:54:20 PM
Says you.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Template on June 17, 2009, 09:24:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2009, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on June 17, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

Yeah but you cannot be macho and butch and go all unilateral and fuck France in the War On Fat.

The War on Gluttony would be worse than this.  I don't even know how, it might be fine, but after this, they'll have exciting new ideas.

Of course, we could also protest it before it exists...
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 17, 2009, 09:32:50 PM
The war on gluttony might hurt someones bottom line.  That would truly be a tragedy.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Template on June 17, 2009, 09:54:58 PM
Then we play it straight--official-looking seals and all.  The McDonalds 'surcharge' for ethnic minorities would have nothing on this.
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2009, 02:36:24 AM
Why would you protest, anyway?

They've given you all the TV you could ever watch.

What more do you want?
Title: Re: Protesters = Terrorists
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 18, 2009, 04:31:33 AM
Not to lose my job because my company is too cheap to buy insurance and I spend three weeks layed out in bed with no doctor?

That would be nice.