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#1
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Welcome To Dulce
August 08, 2022, 07:48:43 PM
It is The Endsit Times
To Break Glass & Panic
#2
You Are a Punk Bitch Faggot Hippie
Rammed Your Head So Far Up Your Hippie Ass Your Gonna Plant a God Damn Garden Up There Just To Shove Your Head Farther Up Your Ass Once You Get That Fucking Garden To Grow between You and The Rocks You have magically fucking mistaken as your balls while you keep thinking you'll see a sign in the god Damn sky That Tells You What To Chizzle on your God Damn Tomb Stone how your the most horrible Hippie Punk Faggot Bitch and Need Your God Damn Grave Stone Pissed On and The Bones Of Your Ancestors Removed From Their Graves To Further add to the Desolate human waste contribution on top of your grave You Punk Faggot Bitch
#3
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Welcome To Dulce
February 12, 2022, 12:27:04 PM
Dulce [Now DELZO] Four Corners AZ UT CO NM
You Are There Now
All Is a Setup
You've Been Had
Your Fucked
You Don't Deserve Entry
You're Tools
Your Fucking Thieves
You Don't Think
Stop Thinking For Us
No You Don't
No Your Not
No Doing You With You
Go To Sleep Enough It Is Recommended To Do This Inside While Not On Bed but On Concrete Masonry Carpet Get A Denueralizer A++++++++
#4
Quote from: serendipity on January 24, 2022, 11:57:24 PM
that's a good point - funnily enough i think i saw someone writing recently about not mistaking a deliberately adversarial environment for a neutral one. i really should get around to learning about marketing

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#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Scottish Independence
December 08, 2021, 12:53:31 AM
Red Lodge Scottish Rite

Drink The Red Stuff

There Is a Man In Scotland Who Can Help You With That

Where Wisdom Grows On Trees

Why Did The Unicorn Cross The Street?
Because The Lion Was Goin To Kick It's Ass.
#6
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
December 06, 2015, 04:24:58 PM
No Democrats.
No Hippies.
No furries.
No illiterate niggers.
Just The words of The Good Reverend Roger and Hard Mordor Sauron Solomon Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark DARKER Black Dark Hard Hard Sophia Sophia Hydrogen Dracula Hard Hard Harder Zebra Hoof Forged in The Deepest Mine of Mordor killing you for Rogers Words our Demi Ragnorak fish Guts Slit You Fish Blood Veins if ad hands to hold Orc Weapon but only Hooves hard hard Harder Harderest Sophic Hydrolith.
#7
Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
November 17, 2015, 01:49:41 PM
Nast is Lonely Pervert wants You To be Just like Nast We Are Seperate Entities.
#8
Or Kill Me / Re: I like you gusy
November 17, 2015, 01:47:16 PM
Quote from: Meunster on September 22, 2015, 05:23:41 AM
I really like you guys. We hate the same things, which turns out, is everything.

I'm the happy buzzed right now, and I'm just reading archived posts and loving you guys.

No one else is that nice mix of punk and normie. The logical middle ground. I hate punks, and I hate normal people, though, guess I shouldn't hate "normal people" that's self righteous as fuck. I'm not awakened, or above. Nihilism means we're all shit but different, but I like my shit, and I like your shit, the peanuts and blood give it class.

I love the scripture, nothing else in the world says "Look what you can do, now don't do it, or do, but really just do your own thing. That's the most important."

I love you nigel, bro love, not actual love. How you put up with my shit, and see the irony and humor in it. That doesn't go through well on the internet, but you get it. sometimes...

I love you Roger, man, you don't hate me, but you really want me to shut up, and someone to tell me to shut up is all I want in the world. It's the motive that makes me sit down, take my pills, go to the gym, study, then come back on the weekend FUCKING CRAZY AS EVER, BASEBALL BAT TO ALL THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS OF THE  FUCKS WHO PARK ON THE SIDE OF A 2 LANE STREET. LIke yeah, I love playing leep frog over your car when there's someone else trying to go by, but really, telling me to shut up, plainly, without any of societies, "shut up, or fail, shut up, or starve, shut up, or disapoint everyone." that's what I want, the real, authentic. "shut up meunster, you're annoying me" cause to me, that's inspiration to get my shit together. After I have all my shit collected, and in a big bag, I'm putting it on someones door step though, so w/e.

I love you moot, you glorious fagget, wait... wrong website.

I love you Q. G, your work speaks for it's self and putting the effort you put into spreading discordianism needs to be recognized. Actually it is recognized, but now I'm recognizing it too. Which doesn't mean much, cause I'm shit. but a thank you is a thank you. So thank you m8.

I love you LMNO you're just a nice guy, and the first one to donate to that gofundme I made, which, then got taken down by the fucks who run the site, but I love the attempt. It inspired me to go ranting and raving at local college campuses, which inspired me to then ditch the ranting and raving for some crazy one night stand. Don't worry, I left a bunch of copyleft sheets at his house. Word of discordianism will get out.


AND TO the Australian without australian, making a bad name for all gunowners, when any true Australian would be able to punch a man to death from 100 miles away. I love you chasoadvocate. No one makes me feel good about myself like you do. If we replace therapists with Chaos advocate people would feel a lot better when they compare how they think to how he thinks, it's so simple, why hasn't science realized it?
but really, I hate being the weakest link around here, you new crazy people really take the stress off me.


I'm half temped to put a if you're offended or my perception of you clashes with how you see you, then I'm sorry I'm shit, don't worry about it.
BUT NAH, cause I love you all, and an I love you from a confident source is better then one from some limp dicked loser who shuffles blame around by using nihilism.
SO fuck it, I love you. Even you, the admins who I didn't mention, keep it up. Oh, and you, people who play small roles and ignore me(good idea btw) I love you too.

iff you Truely Love Them make philosopher stone from their flesh To eat to Share with Everyone God Amen Discordia Delicious Memories Memorize Eat Them if You Love Them Philosophers Stone so you cansee view look at everything Each Discordian you Eat you Have To Eat Them philospher's stone memory transfer.
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Machining at sonic.
November 17, 2015, 01:41:35 PM
Turn On Blender Sonic Robotnic Gems ZWAVE make me 1 cone of Light Cream Extra crunchy stabalize photon extra creamy on The Hyperspace in Paradoxial orbit To electromagnetic mass on Out light space speed dimensional Plane.
#10
Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
November 17, 2015, 01:37:56 PM
Brain Fart Vapours Rising Smoke Ascending Hydrogen Burning The Good Reverend Rogers Penis Burning With The Hatred of 10,000 Suns.
#11
To Make All Your Dreams come True.
I Love You.
#12
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
October 11, 2015, 04:27:11 PM
Fnord you Harder then The Philosophers Stone.
Can of Fish.
Aliester Crowley wrote in one of his books, The Fish, Do not think.
You are Aliester Crowley Fish.
Fish are Food.
Between Lions and Lambs.
You are Nieve, Mortal Slave.
From whence you came.
You came from above.
#13
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote

Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.

Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services gives The Honorable Roger more stuff To do our Occult Secretary here at The www.PrincipiaDiscordia.com forums.
#14
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
October 04, 2015, 03:56:58 PM

Would You like a Free Hot Dog? An Apple? Disney?
#15
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
September 20, 2015, 11:19:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...

Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring.   :kingmeh:

Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.

It was boring then, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU
"I Fucking Hate You"


For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Quote from: LMNO on September 08, 2015, 12:57:31 PM
Well, we certainly are THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET.