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#1
Wait.  I thought everyone here was a troll.

Fuck.  Now I'm confused.
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Protests EVERYWHERE
February 17, 2016, 11:41:23 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 16, 2016, 06:59:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 21, 2013, 03:10:08 PM


Rubber bullet. They shot it at the kid's face through the mask.

Facebook has lost this photo and I can't find it on my hard drive anywhere. It's a boy, maybe 10 or 11, holding a guy fawkes mask with a hole in it and bleeding from his face. My google-fu is weak. If anyone can help me find it, I would be endlessly grateful.

This one?
#3
How disappointing.  When I saw the title of this thread, I eagerly clicked on it expecting to see pictures of British cows killing geriatric Nazi war criminals.

Oh well...
#4
I have no idea how I missed seeing this before.

Fox news hilarity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6KHdKnBF20
#5
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions.  The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll. 
#7
Crap.  Here I thought I was the noob, what since 2006 or some shit.
#8
Two movies off the top of my head:

Ink  This one is actually really good, or at least I thought so.

And a less serious one:

Rubber  This one is awesomely awesome.
#9
I'm still giggling over the part where the Feds backed down from a bunch of yokels acting tough.  Back in the day they'd just roll a few APCs over their houses and burn the women and children to death just as a matter of course.
#11
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 03:29:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2014, 11:46:15 AM
Palin was only right on a technicality.  I mean, she successfully predicted a Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2008.  The political situation now is very different to back then, and the reason she gives is stupid (we should've gone to war over Georgian aggression, really?).

Quite right, I was more amused by the fact that Palin had been right about, well, anything. Even if it was only technically.

It will be interesting to see the media reactions to Russia's actions. I mean, there's obviously no similarities at all to western-led actions.

HO HO!  You hippies are IN FOR IT NOW!  Sarah Palin could snap you in half just by flexing her ovaries.

I think I've watched too many Lisa Ann movies.  I have the weirdest erection right now.... :fap:
#12
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2014, 11:46:15 AM
Palin was only right on a technicality.  I mean, she successfully predicted a Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2008.  The political situation now is very different to back then, and the reason she gives is stupid (we should've gone to war over Georgian aggression, really?).

Quite right, I was more amused by the fact that Palin had been right about, well, anything. Even if it was only technically.

It will be interesting to see the media reactions to Russia's actions. I mean, there's obviously no similarities at all to western-led actions.

Sarah Palin: the political equivalent to a stopped clock being correct twice a day...
#13
Quote from: :regret: on February 25, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
I gave up at the third headline with Holocaust in it.
Oh, it get's better than that.  "Eisenhower's Death Camps"   :lulz:

Then I read the word "chemtrails" somewhere and I gave up...
#14
This thread is disappoint.

I came in expecting something like "Pink is the new Black" and he ensuing lulz among the aging goths out there.

Instead it's just fail.   :argh!:
#15
I thought it has something to do with how you weigh 8 pounds at birth and now you're 160 pounds, so where did those other 19 people come from...