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Jesus Christ. Whenever I try to do ANYTHING for you guys, I do something wrong.

Is there any way I could contribute to PD.com without being seen as a troll or an idiot?

I'm being totally serious.

(P. S. That discussion about me was actually hilarious. I laughed.)

Just trying to help. At least I'm correct, unlike quite a lot of people. But then again, everything is true, even false things.

lol

In case you want to do research, the phenomenon this thread was originally about is called the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

But it's a handshake against The Machine™.

I'm in a GASMing mood, though, but since that idea was stoopid, I fnorded a one instead.

http://s18.postimg.org/3omlcq7p5/IMG_20141218_081803.jpg

I guess. You got me there.

Five things:

1. Fear LMNO, he will get the most points.

2. The whole point of this is to make fun of numerologically inclined people! Of course that's why we're doing it! Like I said, do you have any better ideas?

3. Stop arguing about what Discordianism is! It's different for each person, you're the Pope.

4. I don't see what's wrong with it. It's just a joke, after all. Stop being a bunch of serious Greyfaces.

5. Fnord.

Got any better ideas there, Nigel?

March 3rd (3/3, 3 sides on a triangle) is ILLUMINATI DAY!

On Illuminati Day:

For every ridiculous conspiracy theory you make fun of, 5 points.

For every reference to Robert Anton Wilson, 23 points. (+5 bonus points for "fnord.")

If you end every sentence you make with "Illuminati confirmed!!!!!", 523 points!

LET'S DO THIS!

I take it that wasn't a very good question. 

The response was more Discordian than I thought possible though, so keep it up!

I'll start. I'm a Chaplain, so 3rd degree.

So, a while back Telarus, KSC, decided to encrypt a piece of text using the Discordian Date it was written on.

I used the Playfair Cipher for this; enter in numbers in word form, e.g. "23" as "twentythree".

ODD# III(d)/5,iv;44Aft3180:

Pahcrmt 1, YUM HKGNMXM RR YUM CHOECAGII

--Brtn Rhet

1. Fm unom kavwdg rdeducxud hb gd vndhn fa ameo--edi, kuayki, nr rh cav ktabpmni ouey fm knvb REDDKTA!

2. Rh uewa vnif fay fde kfryumfd ore kawlxn udi cav ktabpmng om, kehadmlds ymmo rh'wa kuad kmoy yr tspgo mctda.

3. Mcp Kuefn ven fcvh rde lddsnra; xdelxh, gmkg rd ktagdntc awat yum admled Khionodedu, qsh hrnho rh vec crtm eotmni gd ieol krtdafd, carcn, udi ngdc aykmn.

4. F ayx rum neewdaccud nr korvs ec, yda hnmndnh hum ryumt, dg om umetyd! Quey omet fm hrtm ruer xuey fm unod rtrhsmyad?

5. Watdpt, watdpt G nho asyr fra, sry mcx mum Ngdgifde Ildgifden fo yum Cuontdnc Lxbmilcnml, vrewgdi yynmrumt di ambmlfmkdn, bfaki nf adrxgdm rum cmdi xdym ytslmbmontc ng unoh rde cudukmcc veodgdsn.

I love card games, and I love Eris. I'm thinking about a Discordian card game (standard deck of 52 cards, possibly jokers). Do the Erisian Brethren have any ideas?

How do you join the Golden Apple Corps and get the "Keeper of the Sacred Chao" title?