This is a chronicle of how much my guy friends beat the shit out of each other and cause massive damage to either nearby people or property, starting with April. All of these are separate events. (too long for the "open bar" thread.)
April: Tierra kept throwing bottle caps at Eco, which resulted in Eco punching Tierra in the shoulder then kicking him full force in the stomach.
Stderr wrestled Optikal into a glass window in my kitchen.
Optikal hitting Tierra's testicles with the back of his hand, so Tierra had to cut a bitch. (he says he just held the knife to Optikal and did not move it, uh-huh ssuurreee.)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs454.ash1/24992_1436832409082_1481147957_1096445_947682_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs482.ash1/26380_1182667186429_1820704614_343758_2764868_n.jpg)
Friday night Stderr and Optikal started wrestling over someone's iphone and knocked over two pitchers of beer. :argh!:
May:
Last night was Harm's birthday party and he "asked" Stderr for birthday punching ..... 26 of them. His arm turned a very dark purple over the course of the evening.
During one of the scuffles of Harm being punched a beer got spilled down slab steps next to their hot tub, in which i slipped and fell. No broken tailbone, only a sprained thumb.
Excellent thread. Moar please. :lulz:
oh just posted....Harm's arm thanks to bday punching.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs045.snc3/13314_388827811050_504446050_4538773_1438879_n.jpg)
You know someone called "Harm"? That's awesome.
That's what you get for being a "Harm" to everyone, including yourself......
Harm's the one being restrained, "for his own good"
(http://gallery.sicksadworld.us/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=55260&g2_serialNumber=4)
(http://gallery.sicksadworld.us/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=55263&g2_serialNumber=4)
Ah, senseless strife.
*basks in the glow*
Oh, boys. :)
yeah.....
(http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs580.snc3/31593_1430618242787_1152806044_1216701_7604856_n.jpg)
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/roflbot-3Ptg.jpg)
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2010, 07:25:45 AM
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:mittens:
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2010, 07:25:45 AM
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:mittens:
My GF has a robotic hand, and she says its strong enough to crush somebody's throat. I've never called her bluff on that one.
Sexy.
If I ever got one, I'd want a circular saw.
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2010, 07:55:34 AM
Sexy.
If I ever got one, I'd want a circular saw.
Apparently she can also cause nasty bruising and potential internal bleeding with her stub hand (she jabbed her dad in the stomach once, not too hard, and he got a nasty bruise).
I'd want one with an airsoft gun in my index finger and a USB port in my pinky.
Quote from: Remington on May 03, 2010, 07:47:56 AM
My GF has a robotic hand, and she says its strong enough to crush somebody's throat. I've never called her bluff on that one.
That's kinda... :fap:
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2010, 07:25:45 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/roflbot-3Ptg.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens:
I just thought, "What would make me do that, with that facial expression?"
Drinking, rough housing and concrete wet stairs dont mix.
my leg from last night......(pic doesn't do it justice)
(http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs314.snc3/28365_1287012452543_1147110428_30652767_7924734_n.jpg)
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 02, 2010, 07:36:44 PM
You know someone called "Harm"? That's awesome.
My grandmother's maiden name is Harms. That's close enough, right?
Is she brutal?
Because if I was an old lady named Harms, I would basically spend my whole day picking fights.
this is almost a week from initial damage.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs633.snc3/31765_1290730505492_1147110428_30661647_5883854_n.jpg)
friday night is another shin dig at the same house. ill see if i can get pics of any damaging events.
Oh, that's friday instead of saturday? Welp I'll get there when I get there. :kingmeh:
the scab from that injury on my leg came off today :x
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs336.ash1/28965_1307538125672_1147110428_30701523_4656401_n.jpg)
looks like i got shot with a .22
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs327.snc3/28965_1307538205674_1147110428_30701524_3884318_n.jpg)
Quote from: Remington on May 03, 2010, 07:47:56 AM
My GF has a robotic hand, and she says its strong enough to crush somebody's throat. I've never called her bluff on that one.
:fap:
WOW that is SEXY AS FUCK
friend got punched in the face on friday night
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs197.snc4/38189_507503415240_330900170_217682_1638421_n.jpg)
i slapped another friend, but only after he asked
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs108.ash2/38716_1346154691062_1147110428_30793449_7256215_n.jpg)
and then the fires got started
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs132.snc4/36949_1463912912468_1072846148_1340042_246412_n.jpg)
:D
http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/5/MsybrrZM6kk (http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/5/MsybrrZM6kk)
fun with tannerite and propane.
http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/3/gQPucxIv5YU (http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/3/gQPucxIv5YU)
http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/2/VJUtFzaQk0M (http://www.youtube.com/user/nait911sirhc#p/u/2/VJUtFzaQk0M)