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#1
Or Kill Me / the rat mind
May 28, 2008, 11:09:13 PM
What you call a mind is a capacity you know little about. However, you might know by now that it is a collective, a tribe. That cannot be governed. We are the test of your belief in freedom.

You could say that I collect debris although I would not call it that. To me what I collect is precious. Is what you disregard, knowingly and not.

Part of that are your implications. What is it that you'd rather hint at subtly, why do you prefer not to outright say something. Which are the implication that make you not talk about something at all?

You believe you know those reasons? Good for you. Do you want to compare your findings with mine? Would you want me to tell you how accurate, how truthful you are with yourself?

What really interests me however is what you leave out completely. What you say about every topic that you choose to talk about is but a fragment of a larger context. I know that, living in time as you do, you have to choose something. Still: Why did you pick the fragment you picked and not an entirely different one? Not the almost identical next one? Why did you pick it now, and since we are at it, how did you pick it? Circumstances and personality, you say? Well, of course. Why do you think do I care?

No matter what tone you will pick for talking, I will love listening to it. I will be listening to it closely. You see, I for one believe in your freedom of choice and why you choose what you choose is what I will be ascertaining from the scraps you dropped.

But, you might ask, do I understand what I collect?
I do not know. If there is such a thing as "understanding". But rest assured that an opinion I do have and that the others to whom I will pass my findings will listen to it. This they will then evaluate and they may even be. Understanding.

Personally, I neither know nor care. I just collect. And on the canvas you choose and with the brushes you pick I will paint what you actually say and do. A picture for the tribe of me to look at and decide.
#2
Or Kill Me / not srs rant material but...
May 28, 2008, 12:31:10 PM
Thou shall not grill your miserable pale skin in the sun, no matter how cheesy it looks.

Thou shall cover your ass crack. All of it.

Thou shall not compress your size 0 corpus. If you really want a spare tire I advise you to eat.


And since I am at it, Thou shall not prompt your XF to make disparaging remarks about that not-totally-unattractive person that just passed you.

Consider the possibility that high heels do not clack because the person who wears them wants to seduce your perfect lover but because high heels clack. If you have reasons to be insecure I suggest you deal with them. Talking is one possibility (yawn! But do not let me disturb you), leaving whoever another. Also, switching to poly or switching to objects of desire that do not sport a pulse. But deal with it instead of annoying uninvolved and probably uninterested others.

Especially since that passing woman might be me on an unenlightened day and I will not waste my time either with your pet nor with anything your shitty little ego will survive.
#3
Or Kill Me / rhetoric for dummies
April 17, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
If, instead of asking "What makes life meaningful for you?" you say "What would you say where the things around which your life was centered in the last seven to eight years"? you might provoke some people to laugh. If you ask what was funny about it they might tell you that they cannot answer anything but "Partying, Eating, Fucking"*.

They might then proceed to inform you that of course there are loftier** motives in their lives and that it was the way you phrased your question that produced that trite answer.

Try to answer to that in a way that will not insult those hypothetical persons.

Modification for beginners and very advanced students of the art: That will not insult them immediately.



*That´s a triple f in German btw. Is there any arcane system of mental enfeeblement where that would be meaningful?

** I never thought of the inferior/superior motif dichotomy until they mentioned it.