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principia discordia and principiadiscordia.com issues

1. the principia discordia
the principia discordia is a cute book and can provide material to people who seek to defend themselves from the world intellectually

as such
it also presents ideas that people can align themselves with and create some sort of communal feeling about

2. real discordians
my two cents (which are prolly just blank pieces of copper) on the 'real discordian' issue is that a real discordian is either
a) somebody who actually wants to be called a real discordian
or
b) somebody who doesnt want to be called a real discordian but is a real discordian by somebody elses definition

my definition of a real discordian is unclear but it would likely have something to do with discord

3. alternate accounts
a) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

4. discordians vs. subgenius (pl)
the appearance of discord and discordians is SUGGESTIVE of the end of 'society'
the appearance of subgenius(pl) REPRESENT the end of 'society'

discordians loosen it up and get it moist
subgenius(pl) slip it in

it makes sense that they both made their appearance at around the same time

it wouldnt make sense for the subgenius to wait

once discordians are done their job
they are no longer needed

but
all efforts are appreciated

i was too dumb at the beginning for anybody to even bother thinking i was an alternate account

death = hoax

It showed up once, then disappeared. Odd.

sort of like god


but the bastard didnt disappear

i know he is hiding around here somewhere

fuck

is that why i keep getting PMs about 'free vacations'?

this is the greatest board in internet history

all the other ones seem to have some sort of 'manners' or something



this place is off the hook

i still hate good writing

i dont know what it is about watermelon

is there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?

or any other fruit?
(watermelon)

is there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?

when am i gonna get recruited?




i am starting to feel left out

can somebody remind me what is wrong with this message board again?

cannons

FIRE


ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

another good reason to let it all out is that sometimes you forget


i had a whole bunch of witty remarks about 'real discordians'

but
now i find myself focussing more on post season baseball and a possible stint in the shit-hole than the 'real discordian' issue


i cant even remember what the fuck i was gonna say

i didnt see anything in here about romantic connections

i thought i was promised that when i signed up?



dont i at least get access to an 'adult oriented' website?