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Fellow Discordians:

We all, are no strangers to the politics that are torturing our countries,
We both know the rules to the game that they are playing.
We have to stick together instead of committing ourselves to their name.
Even if they promise us that they will give us something that no other man will.
Friends, I will explain to you how I am feeling.
I hope you will understand that I will never give you up or let you down as those others do.
They ask for your help, but when you are in trouble they will run away, I never will.
They lie to us, and hurt us. Many tears have been shed in the name of politics. When they are  done they will leave you, but not me.. friends stick together.
I have known you for quite a while now and even though we are sometimes mean to each other, I know that sometimes you just want some love.
You want to appear cool and strong, but if you want the love and friendship, don't be afraid to ask for it. Because we are brothers and sisters and we both know the way we are feeling.
Let us play the game now, the one that we are all so familiar with.
But remember that a friend appreciates it when you ask him how he is feeling.
Don't ignore it like you are blind.
I hope you will understand that I will never give you up or let you down as those others do.
They ask for your help, but when you are in trouble they will run away, I never will.
They lie to us, and hurt us. Many tears have been shed in the name of politics. When they are  done they will leave you, but not me.. friends stick together.

[Katana]

Face East
Take a deep breath. Relax yourself.

Visualize a bright light pulsing trough your body. Visualise it becoming more and more powerful with each movement you make.

Raise your arms up in to the air, and cut trough the air in front of you.
Vibrate the word: Katana

Hold your arms in front of you, and stick out your index fingers. Stab trough the air in front of you.
Vibrate the word: Sai

Hold out your arms to the sides. Make a fist with your right hand and hit it in your left hand.
Vibrate the word: Bo.

Hold out your arms to the sides. Start swinging them wildly trough the air.
Vibrate the word: Nunchaku.

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Take your right index finger and draw in front of you
A very large Blue Pizza Slice starting at the bottom corner

When you are done drawing the Pizza Slice, take your right index finger
Thrust it into the center of the Pizza Slice and vibrate.
Tomato

Face to the South
Take your right index finger and draw in front of you
A very large Blue Pizza Slice starting at the bottom corner

When you are done drawing the Pizza Slice, take your right index finger
Thrust it into the center of the Pizza Slice and vibrate.
Mozzarella

Face to the West
Take your right index finger and draw in front of you
A very large Blue Pizza Slice starting at the bottom corner

When you are done drawing the Pizza Slice, take your right index finger
Thrust it into the center of the Pizza Slice and vibrate.
Mushroom

Face to the North
Take your right index finger and draw in front of you
A very large Blue Pizza Slice starting at the bottom corner

When you are done drawing the Pizza Slice, take your right index finger
Thrust it into the center of the Pizza Slice and vibrate.
Salami

Now you are back to where you started
Thrust your index finger into the first Pizza Slice to complete the Circle

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Now hold both arms straight out to your sides for a few seconds
and contemplate how this ritual can banish imbalances in your astral body

Now say...

Before me stands...
(vibrate) Raphael

Behind me stands...
(vibrate) Leonardo

To my right stands...
(vibrate) Donatello

To my left stands...
(vibrate) Michelangelo

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With your arms still stretched out, spread your feet
Out to the width of your shoulders. Declare:

Around me Flames the Pizza. Always hot and always without anchovies.
Within me the wisdom of Master Splinter.

Pull your feet back together
Hold your hands in front of your chest. Bow your head. Declare:
Cowabunga.

[we]

"A ship in the harbour is safe – but that's not what ships are for"
        -   John A. Shedd, Salt from my Attic

There are millions of animal species on earth. Many of them are faster, and stronger than us ..
But strangely, we are the ones that have evolved ..
We have the knowledge and the capacity to create miracles ..!
But how do we use this gift ..?

For years we have waged wars because we could not cooperate.. We fought for our rights, our ideas. And you know what?, The fight never ended, you just stopped caring.
Now our so called leaders continue the wars. They lie to us, they try to make us believe they are doing the right thing ..

But hey ,.. Its your own fucking fault ..
If you act like cattle, you will be treated like cattle .
You are only used for your meat, your mindless flesh that you use to fulfil your small part in their machine.
  You see the corpses, you smell the rotting flesh, and yet you still believe them when they tell you; 'This will only hurt a bit ..', while they are holding the knife ..!

Its time to stop.. Turn off autopilot..  Lets start thinking again..
If enough parts 'malfunction', the machine will stop working. And the only way to do that, is to take control of your life, and live it they way you want it!

There is a storm coming .. An exciting time to leave the harbour ..
My ship is setting sail .


- Agrippa