Monoculture is the new counter culture
Cliche is the new truth
Pretentious shit-wits
will always be just that
And plentiful
Cliche is the new truth
Pretentious shit-wits
will always be just that
And plentiful
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Don Coyote on September 04, 2015, 03:17:58 AM
Finally getting around to do all those recordings I said I was going to do...
https://soundcloud.com/ian-woolley-9/cyborgs-quandary
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 04, 2015, 02:54:33 AM
Digging the poetry.
Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2015, 11:06:06 AM
Well, I've done something I've never done before today: I've called in sick.
I do actually feel a little shitty, but probably not enough to not justify coming in. That said, I'm sick enough of this place to probably get signed off for stress related disorders for life.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 04:55:31 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 04:02:11 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:51:55 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 03:42:15 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:37:13 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 03:35:39 AM
Don't even have to do the dirty job of setting 'em up. Just KYFMS, fix your GRIN in place and look outraged and shocked, SHOCKED about the toilet problem and grateful about how fortunate you were to get a chance to go before "that bizarre incident" occurred.
We've been doing this a very long time. I won't say precisely how long, because LMNO will have fits.
How about an XP level between 1 and 20? None of that "mythic" bs. 20 being as close to transcendent godhood as a mortal gets.
4th. We got level-draining lice in 2007.
The ST is clearly a dick,
and her name is Eris.
Way, WAY before I first got here it seems that there was a civil war @ pd I hear occasional reference to. What was the basic argument?
The board was run by the owner, Lauren, and a few of her pals. They had a secret mod page (Cain spotted this when he realized that the sum of the sub-forum's posts didn't match up the board's total posts), and they used it to actively fuck with the non-pinealists. One guy, Hugh, actually fished into the database to read people's PMs, and then rat them out to people with edited versions of what was actually said.
Somewhere along the line, I got banned for being "too chaotic". A few members raised hell, and I was readmitted.
This went on for about two years, and the board shrank from 200 regular users to about 6, as we all bailed out (the subforum "Or Kill Me" was a ghetto for ranting in, so we wouldn't get in the way of the deep discussions about cookies & pie) except for harrassing the admins. ECH hung around and schemed, and when Lauren finally had enough, she gave him the board. Most of the regulars came back, and Hugh was exiled to a Pagan board, where he babbled the sort of nonsense he preached here, to about 6 people, before inadvertently marrying a Filippino post-op transgendered lady and then going nuts and being locked up when he found out (no shit, actually happened).
The other mods and Eldora (the less said about her, the better) went off to Eris Bar & Grill, where they suffocated in their own poop.
The board recovered until FB came along and drained all the members away.
So we replaced an evil dicatatorship with a vile dictatorship. Which is something.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:51:55 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 03:42:15 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:37:13 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 03:35:39 AM
Don't even have to do the dirty job of setting 'em up. Just KYFMS, fix your GRIN in place and look outraged and shocked, SHOCKED about the toilet problem and grateful about how fortunate you were to get a chance to go before "that bizarre incident" occurred.
We've been doing this a very long time. I won't say precisely how long, because LMNO will have fits.
How about an XP level between 1 and 20? None of that "mythic" bs. 20 being as close to transcendent godhood as a mortal gets.
4th. We got level-draining lice in 2007.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:37:13 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 03, 2015, 03:35:39 AM
Don't even have to do the dirty job of setting 'em up. Just KYFMS, fix your GRIN in place and look outraged and shocked, SHOCKED about the toilet problem and grateful about how fortunate you were to get a chance to go before "that bizarre incident" occurred.
We've been doing this a very long time. I won't say precisely how long, because LMNO will have fits.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 02, 2015, 11:47:55 PM
Poppycock.
You, sir, need SATURDAY NIGHT.
More specifically, you need to find a GAY BAR.
More more specifically, you need a TEA DANCE.
More more more specifically, you need to find BEARS TEA.
Yaas, queen.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 03:15:00 AMQuote from: Meunster on September 03, 2015, 01:07:59 AM
in all honesty. Grey face has one. Everyone is so cerias now and days
But jokingly. If you're not wearing a silly hat. You're part of the problem.
While you're giggling and attracting all kinds of attention, us straight-faced doom & gloom types are fucking up every toilet in the building. And you'll get blamed because we look normal.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2015, 09:46:11 PM
If you want a counterculture, you have to go make one. It's really that simple.
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2015, 08:44:46 PM
What did the SS soldier say to his mother as he pushed a political dissident off a cliff? "Look mother, no Hans!"
Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas.
What do you call an upset Nazi? A sauerkraut.
What is Hitler's least favourite planet? Jew-piter.
Why didn't Eva Braun give Hitler a blowjob? He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2015, 06:22:07 PM
Little Orange 3 is up as Little Orange at the End of the World (under the name Roger Penrose), and the story is finally complete and published!
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2015, 03:40:00 PM