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In the future, the entire economy will just be bots selling things to other bots. Probably mostly just really long numbers.

Somebody tole me once that you can't win if you don't enter.

Then some thing about diabeetus I think, I dunno.

https://youtu.be/4Hmeo6LAoV0

Puff Puff Putsch

https://orgonitezen.com/collections/orgonitepyramids

Gah! I clicked it and it followed me to FB!

I'm not even using the same browser. I've got this tab on Firefox, and FB in a tab on Chrome.

Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.

McConnell during the vote: "Not Guilty"

McConnell after the vote: "He's totally guilty"

This one seems to be better than most.

https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/T-resonans-calling-Joe-Green.mp3

Also, I've started a thread in OMF since this is really just super off topic and has no relation to the capitol building being raided by dollar store knockoff Nazis.

I'll look around and see what I can find. Most of the recordings sound like a cross between a tire with a bad leak and the dialup noise.

I'm thinking any complex message is going to be unintelligible. Might work best if it just repeats a single word.

I bet even that brood of cicadas due to emerge in a few months will be, like, super aggressive. Maul some raccoons and shit, or whatever eats cicadas, I dunno.

MURDER HORNETS CICADAS!!!!

Here's an idea:

Make a recording of the cicadas.
Run it through a talk box.
Have "the swarm" deliver demands, threats, and/or prophecy.
Play it back through really big speakers.

This thing with Reddit and Gamestop kind of seems to me to be a second major attack on "the establishment" by an angry mob in a matter of just a few weeks. I wonder when and where the next one will take place. I have a feeling it's going to be a continuing theme this year.

I bet even that brood of cicadas due to emerge in a few months will be, like, super aggressive. Maul some raccoons and shit, or whatever eats cicadas, I dunno.


ETA: Also, the WTB group may have been goaded into the attack by wealthy demagogues looking to use their anger to furthur their own self-interests. If so, that could be another aspect of the pattern.

So basically, someone took slapping someone with a fish and optimized it. Neat.

The Hawaiians have always been serious about having a good time.

And doing it in style.

So basically, someone took slapping someone with a fish and optimized it. Neat.

Do they give Pulitzer Prizes for memes, yet?

Because... damn.

Wheel, ah rek'n 'at's a-coss ah en't from dan sath. Ah'm wunna 'ehm NORTHUN fokes.

(side note, I haven't figured out a good way to type out the softened "th" so I just omitted it which means this is like, one of the BAD British accents meets Alabama and I apologize to both Alabama and Britain for this)

I'm not quite that far south. Tennessee, which is a little less Foghorn Leghorn. If you ever wanted to hear my specific dialect, just listen to Scott Baio's wife. I went to elementary school with her.

Also, "Zombie Farmer" on youtube. Those guys are everywhere around here, and they all drive the biggest white truck they can get their hands on.