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Yeah, theoretically, The Mgt could get sued if we leave it up.
But I left a link so people can see the porn if they want.

You can get sued for having porn on a message board?

[insert "what" image macro that I'm not allowed to post]

[also insert something about the irony of Discordians attempting to obide by legalities]

[also insert obligatory disclaimer that I don't think we should post excess amounts of porn in order to be considerate towards people at work and/or with kids so I don't look like a jerk]

I have an idea--

If somebody would write it; I'll draw a Discordian Tract. How's that sound?

You mean pro-Discordian, or tongue-in-cheekly anti-Discordian, ala Jack Chick's posts? Either way, I'll do it

Do Buffallos still exist??

We were told in my country that Buffallos were american propaganda used to instill pride, but had in fact died out long before man stepped boot on american soil.

Live and learn, I suppose.

Enrico.

http://www.eriswerks.org/steal.html#2.12.2

by that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.

despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.

They're not Discordians because I doubt any of them ever heard the word "Discordian" and if they did, they wouldn't call themselves Discordian.

A Discordian is anyone who calls themselves a Discordian, in my opinion. You can be a Discordian and cool, and you can be a Discordian and a faggot. It doesn't mean you're a fake Discordian, it just means you're a faggot. (Nothing is "real")

Unless you're using the term "Discordian" to mean "enlightened" or "Discordian saint". That's a different story. Most of us probably wouldn't make it onto the list, because we're all faggots.

The Principia Discordia says that all claims to truth are right, wrong, meaningless, right and wrong, right and meaningless, wrong and meaningless, and right and wrong and meaningless. That sounds like "Discordian is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be" to me.

If you don't buy into the Principia Discordia, but still call yourself a Discordian, that seems even more like it.

Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be

Pagan Pride Day is Coming Up
I'm sure you've heard of this, as there are events taking place all over the country and even the world. You can find a Pride event near you on their website. Events are usually held around the fall Equinox, but exact dates and times can vary from place to place. I was at the Toronto event 2 years ago, and it was amazing. Larger events usually get some press coverage, and it's a good time to show the world that we are here and pretty much harmless.
Monday September 12, 2005  #
Magickal Herb Correspondences
I've added a number of new pages to the herbal correspondence section. The table offers a quick reference for the basic attributes to many herbs used in magick, but now you can click on many of the herbs for a more detailed description of magickal uses, folklore and history of certain herbs.
Monday September 05, 2005  #

HUGLAGHALGHALGHALAHUGLAGHALGHALGHAL

Ray = sentimental claptrap
Collateral = mediocre actors stubling through a bad script.



LMNO
-two thumbs up... your ass.

you liked Sideways, didn't you?

Are you kiding?  The only good scene in Sideways was when What's-his-name was banging the hell out of that Asian chick in the hotel room.

'Twas an interesting position they had assumed.

Other than that, sheer junk.  Paul Giamatti was much better in American Splendor.

Yeah, Sideways blew.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spoless Mind was the better hipstr movie that year.

But ignore me, I kind of liked Lost in Translation.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

The other guy who's name I already forgot is annoying, but he's also genuinely weird. This guy's trying too hard.

Not that I'm getting into the whole Eric thing, or anything

All shall be revealed here.

and here

A "Discordian" who's just admitted to beastiality is telling me how to live my life  

Netaungrot the Farrago is everything you wish to be

O.K TGGR said he wouldn' t "take the bait" but since I'm the nOOb around here who the fuck is Netaungrot the Farrago??

A powerful warlock

I'm staying out of this whole mess.

Netaungrot the Farrago is everything you wish to be

See? I told you this is a bunch of "groupthink clusterfuck nerdism"
:  :  : Why do you think being mean is going stop me :  :  :
realy I'm laughing my ASS OFF              

Dude,

Calm the fuck down.

Or don't, what do I care . . . But if you expect anyone to read your shit you're gonna have to put more effort into making it interesting.  There's nothing wrong with nonsense - I happen to LOVE nonsense, but it still has to be INTERESTING nonsense.

Pure gibberish tends to make me zone out after a while.  I've never gotten all the way through a single William S. Burroughs book yet . . . to me, it's boring nonsense.  On the other hand, Daniil Kharms is magnificent.

This is all my opinion, of course.

Burroughs' nonsense at least had some semblance of a plot to it.

Reading Naked Lunch was fun, it was like having a dream with lots of heroin and pederasty in it.

Otherwise, rah!