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Yeah. I was mostly kidding; making shit up that I knew would piss people off who like to over analyze things.

Regardless of that, I appreciate the critique.
I guess I'm coming back to pony up on my writing style and thought-conveyers in my brain. I kind of fucked them up with a whole lot of drugs in the time I've been gone.

Eh, I guess to sum up this next point-

People who say they know what the TROOF is, other than what can be easily discerned, are bloated fish floating around in a man-made lake.

It used to be cool, man. It used to be cool.

I suppose though that the world is an ever changing and expanding place and eventually people will get bored of something that does nothing really productive in the long run.

However I must tell you to not take me the wrong way here, and certain levels must exist so that people can hopefully grow out of them at some point. Like being Wiccan. Or going to metaphysical bookstores looking for the Truth.

Duh, Jackasses, The truth is right in front of you all the time. It is entirely your decision how much of it you are able to perceive at any given moment in time. The truth is all relative and varying in degree.

So what. You can confuse people. Big Deal. That shit is easy. Does it help anybody? Does it help you? You'll say something stupid to retort like, it's fun so That's why I blast people on the interblag and IRL... SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! HEROINE IS FUN BUT YOU DON'T DO THAT, DO YOU!?

That's because -most of us anyway- have realized that Heroine, to use the example, is a waste of time.

What I'm saying  here is this: use that clever little monkey mind of yours to spread some bananas around. At least then the other monkeys will like you a little more.

If win-win situations are created nobody loses.


Learn something for once. Don't just memorize it, remember it and live it. Grow because of it.

Peace 'n' chicken grease.

I must say, I rather like the OP. I like it a lot.

And yeah. I hate everybody the same, it's just that some are easier to hate than others.

Screw that, dude. I'm talking unarmed man vs. bear. My first thought was punch to the nose, but thats a bitch move.

Making the bear angry, while accomplishing nothing else, is a Bozo No-No.

I'll keep that in mind. Though the bear is a majestic animal, not much else provides a challenge.

Maybe I'll try mountain lions.

Indeed, while it does lack hate, its still pretty good.

My grandpa used to say that love is the only thing that matters. He was a pretty cool guy to have a conversation with. Oh, and he beat the living hell out of his kids.

CK,
Mostly just depressed, though tries to be optimistic.

Fire and Brimstone isn't very cost effective, use guns 

edit: spell mistake

Guns aren't very cost effective, use razor-sharp tomahawks duct taped to hands.

True..

But then how do you explain why they sound so similar?
Also, I always thought Latin meant people that used that language. (back in the day)

So you hate Mexicans? Did I read that right?

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I'm not sure, but you could have just put the meaning of life into words here.

heres my new rant:

DONT LISTEN TO A CRACKPOT WITH A BEARD WHO GOT NAILED TO SOME STICKS BY THE JEWS

Yeah, to be honest, I kind of fudged it to pad the thing.
Eh, I made it work, kinda.
Though I suppose I should put in something about the need to empty one's proverbial cup.

,ÄúThe greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance ,Äì it is the illusion of knowledge.,Äù  -Daniel J. Boorstin (Librarian of Congress, b. 1914-d. 2004)

I was an only child, and when I was growing up, I had an imaginary friend, Gerald. Oh, the adventures we used to have. Why, once, Gerald and I took control of Alpha Centauri, the local ant colony. I learned quite a lot from him, as odd as it might be, simply by being able to think things through with another point of view. When I was about eight years old, I started public school, so Gerald had to go. To me, this friend was as real as everyone else, but no one else could see him. An illusion of knowledge works much in the same way, in that no one can see things exactly as you do. While it is easy to observe the illusions of others, I am sure I also have these illusions, even if I am totally unaware of them.
   If one is told something over and over, eventually you accept it as the truth. After all, a belief is just a thought that keeps happening. There seem to be many illusions of knowledge in this world, things that get repeated over and over because people have a desire to have the ,Äúright,Äù belief. Even though they are just illusions, doing this appears to be necessary for most people. We ignore the things people do not want to see, even though they are true, because we prefer the cozy, warm illusion to the bleak reality. We think we know how things are, but our illusions keep us from finding the truth. At the same time, there is no way to be certain who, if anyone is right. Either way, if you know things, or if you know nothing, the only thing that matters is that you went looking for knowledge, and questioned it once you found it. In my experience, many people seem to have the answers to the great questions in life. Do they? In general, people who say they know about these things just think they do. To them it is the truth, but they usually lack a good reason for their beliefs.
   If a firm belief is held, there is no reason to keep looking for more answers, right? Wrong. When new discoveries are made, they are not always welcomed with open arms. If an old idea is popular, people are going to be more comfortable with it, even if it is wrong. Look at the Big Bang. This is a widely accepted theory among the scientific community. But, there are problems with it. Can you observe a car traveling in a straight line, and determine where it came from? In the same way, scientists have observed the universe expanding, and assume that at one point it was a singularity.
    I have illusions of knowledge. How I perceive the world, everything I have learned, and just about everything that I think could all be an illusion. Nothing could exist, or everything could just as easily be real. Everything I observe seems to be just as likely to be false as it is true. This is just something that everyone needs to accept.
There is a story of a Zen master who was thought to be very wise. One day, a pupil started to talk with the master about the true meaning in things, generally ranting about how he knew so much. The master invited this pupil to his hut for tea. The master poured his tea, and then began to pour for the pupil. Once the cup was full, he began to pour again. Tea spilled all over the table, soaking the student. The student shouted: ,ÄúWhat are you doing? Can,Äôt you see the cup is full?,Äù To which the master replied ,ÄúExactly. I cannot teach you what you wish to learn if you think you already know, just as I cannot put more tea into a cup that is already full. To truly discover, you must empty your cup.,Äù
   Therein lays the point. Learn, discover, explore, and never stop.


Edit: Significantly less crappy now.

Screw that, dude. I'm talking unarmed man vs. bear. My first thought was punch to the nose, but thats a bitch move.

Whats the best strategy for fighting bears? I plan to do a lot of this in college.

Obvious, dude. Super glue gas tanks to them. When and if those run out, you're probably boned because a tree with the size and strength to battle TWO chainsaws for that long is greater than most humans can handle without napalm. You can make napalm with the gas and some frozen orange juice.

Or just call in the immigrant laborers to take it down. Those guys are insane.

A Duck man, Duck man

how did you kick their asses?

With my awesome foot.


NT: Led Zeppelin/Godzilla/Saving the dolphins




PS:  Why did the 5-7-5 formula go away the last couple posts?