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#51
Literate Chaotic / Re: I Welcome Disorder
Last post by Maerman - April 16, 2025, 10:41:32 AMAbsolutely lovely. Thanks for sharing. I particularly like this part:
The robbed were never so desperate as
the robbers.
It seems to show a nice empathy for the downtrodden, as well as the implication of how material conditions drive us to extremes.
The robbed were never so desperate as
the robbers.
It seems to show a nice empathy for the downtrodden, as well as the implication of how material conditions drive us to extremes.
#52
Literate Chaotic / I Welcome Disorder
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - April 15, 2025, 02:22:40 PMFound this old labor song on the Anarchist Library and figured this was the place to leave it.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/joseph-a-labadie-i-welcome-disorder
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/joseph-a-labadie-i-welcome-disorder
#53
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I want to record a Discord...
Last post by Maerman - April 14, 2025, 07:04:16 AMThanks, that is definitely a good suggestion. I'll see what I can do with it.
#54
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by PHRASE - April 13, 2025, 12:11:47 AMQuote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 11, 2020, 04:53:31 PMI think we've reached a sort of Weirdness critical mass. there's no going back.There's no stopping the chain reaction. The Weirdness Reactor has cone into critical meltdown.
Time Does Not Have Space and Space Does Not Have Time So The Reaction Is Not Possible
#55
Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THA...
Last post by Trivial - April 12, 2025, 11:14:39 PM
#56
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Mantras and Lis...
Last post by PHRASE - April 12, 2025, 01:52:26 AMNone More Gangster Than The Trillion Dollar Train Man Spray Paint All Cars
#57
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I want to record a Discord...
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - April 11, 2025, 10:47:59 PMHonestly I think the ideas of the Telegram to Jehovah would be fun to integrate, but that might be just because I like the idea "God got demoted for gross incompetence" has a lot of directions it could go lyrically. Other than that, The Battle Hymn of the Eristocrasy is about the only already musical thing I can think of. Good luck, the project sounds fun!
#58
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...
Last post by QuestionsTheSoil - April 08, 2025, 01:11:15 AMSo, uh, fell back into some nasty habits.
And by nasty habits, I mean self harm.
And, of course, there's a million voices that can tell you to reach out, and practically nothing to reach out to.
God, I'm tired of the hotlines being shilled as if they help. I'm tired of them all pretending to care. I'm tired of living in a society that punishes suffering with more suffering (and since I'm in Burgerland, debt). I'm so fucking tired.
And by nasty habits, I mean self harm.
And, of course, there's a million voices that can tell you to reach out, and practically nothing to reach out to.
God, I'm tired of the hotlines being shilled as if they help. I'm tired of them all pretending to care. I'm tired of living in a society that punishes suffering with more suffering (and since I'm in Burgerland, debt). I'm so fucking tired.
#59
Apple Talk / Re: BUTTS lol
Last post by QuestionsTheSoil - April 08, 2025, 01:00:39 AMI am not legally allowed to say what I have to say
#60
Apple Talk / Re: Tales from the Cutting Edg...
Last post by Doktor Howl - April 07, 2025, 07:23:39 PMI was driving to the waste water facility today and Jelly Roll was on the radio, telling me the world is fucked up and people are awful.
You're right, Mr Roll, and you state your case eloquently. But only one of us is DOING something about it.
There is in fact a way to handle all the world's fucked up monkey problems. No monkeys, no problems.
It occurred to me while I was parking the car that this all could have been fixed way the hell back when JFK was president, but Kruschev just wasn't serious about havin' a good time.
It also occurs to me that I never actually checked if the 5 gallon bucket of SRBs I am here to pick up need TWO hazmat warnings, or just one.
I am also reminded of last month, when I got pulled over with crated machine guns in the van.
"Are there any weapons in the vehicle?"
"Why yes, there are 5 gallons of anaerobic bacteria that produce cyanide and eat carbon steel on an industrial scale in the trunk. Why are you looking at me like that?"
I feel as if this century will not be kind to those who pursue SCIENCE.
You're right, Mr Roll, and you state your case eloquently. But only one of us is DOING something about it.
There is in fact a way to handle all the world's fucked up monkey problems. No monkeys, no problems.
It occurred to me while I was parking the car that this all could have been fixed way the hell back when JFK was president, but Kruschev just wasn't serious about havin' a good time.
It also occurs to me that I never actually checked if the 5 gallon bucket of SRBs I am here to pick up need TWO hazmat warnings, or just one.
I am also reminded of last month, when I got pulled over with crated machine guns in the van.
"Are there any weapons in the vehicle?"
"Why yes, there are 5 gallons of anaerobic bacteria that produce cyanide and eat carbon steel on an industrial scale in the trunk. Why are you looking at me like that?"
I feel as if this century will not be kind to those who pursue SCIENCE.