Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: hooplala on July 11, 2005, 03:49:36 PM

Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: hooplala on July 11, 2005, 03:49:36 PM
It would never cross my mind to attempt to judge other Discordians on how Discordian I believe they are, since the very nature of the beast is that Eris is different to each person.  The brilliance in this, to me, is that this is a beautiful parable of not only religion and philosophy, but absolutely everything - Discordianism is just more honest about it.  Not a single person out there looks at a can of Campbell's soup and thinks the same thing.  Not a single person out there looks at an Andy Warhol painting of a Campbell's Soup can and thinks the same thing.  Not a single person out there looks at the 'singing asshole' in Pink Flamingos and thinks of the same thing, not a single person; it's a hell of a Rorschach test.  

So, Discordianism, like anything else, is different for each person, but even more so, since permission is granted to mould the very concept to fit the parameters of your own mind.  This, obviously, gives a lot of room for interpretation to the individual.   To compound this, the central Discordian text, the Principia Discordia suggests that a Discordian should never believe what he or she reads, thereby causing a paradox, wherein the Principia renders all of its own contents moot.  This has resulted in many people, considering themselves Discordians, giving practically no credence to any of the contents of the Principia whatsoever.  Which is fine, if that wasn't the intention then why claim so in the first place?  I myself only given credence to a handful of concepts in the Principia and see the remainder as amusing filler, but I ask this . . . if you consider yourself a Discordian and think that Gregory Hill and Kerry Thornley were hippie-dippy crackpot peaceniks who wrote a load of nonsense and thought the world was simply an amusement park, then why do you even choose to name yourself after the concept they originated?  If you seem to loathe all their ideals, why do you align yourself with them?

I would ask any person who falls into this category to sit down somewhere quiet and look deep within themselves as to the motives of taking on the name Discordian.  Was it because you truly felt you were a Discordian, or was it because you could fuck shit up on a regular basis, screw with peoples minds, and generally act reprehensible with what you consider a license to do so?
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2005, 03:55:44 PM
let's get one thing straight, fucko...

those two hippie fucktards did NOT originate the idea of discordianism. They just put it into an easily digestible form for sheeple like you who like to go around telling people what REAL(tm) Discordianism is. You want the origins of the concept? Dig back a few thousand years.

or STFU.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Malaul on July 11, 2005, 04:05:41 PM
all this crap with titles
who cares what you call it as long as you believe in it and it works for you

and its about DISCORD
thats why that one thing about
"Principia Discordia suggests that a Discordian should never believe what he or she reads, thereby causing a paradox, wherein the Principia renders all of its own contents moot" is in there

to cause that affect
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: hooplala on July 11, 2005, 04:09:01 PM
Quote from: Malauland its about DISCORD
thats why that one thing about
"Principia Discordia suggests that a Discordian should never believe what he or she reads, thereby causing a paradox, wherein the Principia renders all of its own contents moot" is in there

to cause that affect

I get that . . . and I don't personally believe that all Discordians should get along, or live in some love-fest commune, but all this nonsense lately seems so juvenile.

I don't think anyone around here isn't being Discordian, that wasn't the point of my post, I just wonder WHY some people decide to become Discordian.  It just seems lately like some people use it as an excuse to be an asshole.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2005, 04:12:49 PM
maybe some of us use our natural-born assholishness as an excuse to be discordians?
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: agent compassion on July 11, 2005, 05:07:04 PM
I chose to be a Discordian because it is the one path I've encountered that doesn't make me feel like shit for being skeptical but actually encourages skepticism.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: hooplala on July 11, 2005, 07:56:34 PM
That's as good a reason as any.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2005, 08:05:38 PM
If all things are Eris, and Eris is everything possible and impossible, and we are all Discordians, whether we want to be or not...

It's not like we really have a fucking choice now, is it?


PS:  LMNO = Erisian, not Discordian.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Donkeyotay on July 11, 2005, 08:16:04 PM
I'm just here to be entertained :twisted:
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 12, 2005, 12:34:19 AM
Hahahahahaha....


Turd said Fucko


and sheeple!



Best words ever created, ever.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: slothrop23 on July 12, 2005, 12:46:27 AM
this whole discordian thing is working a treat dont you think?
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 12, 2005, 01:19:49 AM
it was a calling. She whispered my name an di went forth.

despite teh soem fo the past 6 months(helthe last 6 days), i'm actually mroe about watchign teh ebb and flow of order and isorder, teh counterpushpull.

and some peopel think i'm funny. that's the answer here there. umm,.

funny thign is kerry thronely adn greg hill werent' necessarily peaceniks, nro did they necessarily think teh world was an amusement park. id unno what they thought myself,but i have alway shad the impression that they were well aware of the realities involved, possibly somewhat mroe so than that fellow who wrote teh quran or that other group of folsk who wrote the testimonies, and they had a much better sense of humour about it.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 04:30:26 AM
firstly, i'd like to challenge the most peace loving members of the board,
and ask "when was the last time you did something out of anger?" (just once is enough to make my)

then i'd like to ask those more easily prone to anger/violence: "When was
the last time you were accosted or even so much as had your pride stepped on?" (again, once is enough)

i'd like to challenge the emo kids, when were you last really happy?

and the kids that make fun of the emo kids, when was the last time YOU were really happy? (if you're like 40+, i'll still call you a kid...i'll call you
a kid at 80, goddammit)

fuck the classes. i'm sure that we can all agree that (discordian or erisian)
regardless of what the others say, we're gonna go right the fuck on
(un)believing and practising as we see fit for ourselves, which ultimately...

isn't that the initial stepping stone that we all took at some point?
that we said "y'know, fuck those fuckin fuckers, i'm doin my own thing."

whether it was in the Principia, or something else, some awesome acid,
what have you, there was an initial stepping stone that each of us
stepped on at some point (unless you're still a cabbage, or you were
fortunate enough to be raised with openmindedness)

IF SOMEONE GOT THEIR START IN THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, WHO
THE FUCK ARE YOU TO QUESTION THEIR CONTINUED USE OF IT?

you may stay, you may go, you may bobble in the water as a signal for someone else that a fish is biting/

i'm just cranky right now, and obsaervant of the name game again..
all i'm saying is it strikes me more as being discontent with one's self
to say "you, over there...you're wrong"

TRUE DISCORDIANISM is every brand of discordianism. from trolls, to
chaotes, to emos, to hippies, to haxxors, to art fags (like y.t.)

you're no more right or wrong than any other living or non living entity.
that is all.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 12, 2005, 04:36:36 AM
i became discordian like this shit:

friend: repeat afet me *conversion stuff* HAHA yuo = discordian now
me: WTF THERES A PLATE OF MUFFINS. *runs off*

and that is how it happened.

THE END

(ps im being serious!!!!  THERE REALLY WERE MUFFINS)
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 04:49:09 AM
that was, quite litereattly, the most beautiful story i've ever read.

EVAR
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 12, 2005, 05:02:52 AM
Hey, I've been angry AND happy AND spoke to God..all on the same day.  Now I'm just happy.  Discordianism?  Yeah whatever.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: agent compassion on July 12, 2005, 05:19:29 AM
hail eris and pass the muffins :D
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 12, 2005, 02:49:26 PM
You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffins!
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2005, 02:50:45 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyYou ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffins!


Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Verthaine on July 12, 2005, 08:17:24 PM
If anyone here believes that being a discordian is an excuse to be an asshole,please paste this:

Quote Hi.
I am a  asshole.
Please treat me accordingly


on the bottom of your posts.

Makes things alot easier for me when I see that.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 12, 2005, 09:47:31 PM
I would never think that being a discordian is an excuse to be an asshole..

HOWEVER...

that does not mean that the two are mutually exclusive.

I am naturally a discordian, and at times I am naturally an asshole, but the two have nothing to do with each other. If anything, discordianism is a moderating influence on my assholishness. I'd be a real fucker if I were a baptist.
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: St. Pynchon on July 13, 2005, 12:16:08 AM
Then I guess the question is: What is the benefit of being an asshole?
Title: What's In A Name?
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 13, 2005, 12:46:25 AM
if you're an arsehole, you've got a personal vector to dispose of personal shit
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: hooplala on April 03, 2014, 03:12:43 PM
Those were the days!
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2014, 04:36:48 AM
I'd like this thread stricken from the records so that there may be no further documentation of my unfortunate use of the word "sheeple" without so much as a trace of facetiousness.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2014, 04:55:12 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: hooplala on April 04, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 01:13:48 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 11, 2005, 03:49:36 PM

To compound this, the central Discordian text, the Principia Discordia suggests that a Discordian should never believe what he or she reads, thereby causing a paradox, wherein the Principia renders all of its own contents moot.
I've actually thought about this particular part of the principia pretty extensively, and the conclusion that I have come to accept is that it is meant to make a statement about reaching your own conclusions.  If you follow everything you read with blind faith that it's the truth, you never really think for yourself.  At the same time, if you don't believe anything you read, then you still never really think for yourself.  You have to decide what's true and what's not.

Sort of like how nothing is true, everything is permissible.

As for why people become discordians, I must say I've never actually met one in real life, and I haven't been on this forum for very long so I don't know how it plays out here either.  That being said, the way the book is written could appeal to people who don't understand the sophisticated portion of the humorous, choosing to just take it at the face value of the parts they can understand, which would leave them with act crazy and do whatever because discordianism says words and stuff.

In short, such people are idiots, a la "LODD could also staand for lots of deluded dupes" because people don't understand it really.

And now for why I became a discordian, because this comment is already a wall of text and I don't want to half-ass my first wall post on this particular forum;
I was on deployment with the Navy, and sick of not believing in the afterlife or spirits in the sky or whatever, so I brought along a plethora of religious books, and started reading to find something that would appeal to me.  I read the Qu'ran, The Torah, the Talmud, some stuff on Wicca, Thelema, the left hand path, and the satanic Bible.  All of it was crap.  Then I notices a folder on my computer called discordianism, and went meh, fuck it.  It was the greatest thing I ever read, changed my life, yet I was lonely.  I was the sole discordian I knew of.  Then a few years later in a drunken stupor, I went man, I bet there's some kind of discordian forum on the Internet somewhere.
and lo, I was enlightened.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2014, 01:24:14 AM
What's this?? A new person who is coherent, intelligent, and writes thoughtfully?

What a pleasure! Welcome!
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2014, 02:27:05 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Sadly, it really isn't.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: LMNO on May 24, 2014, 02:26:15 PM
Hey there, new guy! 
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 26, 2014, 03:55:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 24, 2014, 02:26:15 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Hello hello friend
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:35:29 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

It's the norm for regulars.  We have an alarming rate of new people who can't keep a thought together for one sentence.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:45:32 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:45:32 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Junkenstein on May 27, 2014, 06:55:16 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: minuspace on May 27, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 27, 2014, 06:55:16 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2014, 04:00:02 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:45:32 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.

I shoulda done this YEARS ago.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 28, 2014, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2014, 04:00:02 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:45:32 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 27, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2014, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 26, 2014, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2014, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on May 26, 2014, 05:31:09 AM
I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.

I shoulda done this YEARS ago.

:lulz:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 27, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 27, 2014, 06:55:16 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.
Well shit, it seems I set the bar too high.  A man much wiser than I always told me to live life in accordance with the golden mean;  "Do good enough that you aren't harassed for doing poorly, but don't do so good that everyone always expects that from you."

Guess I need to work on that.

Well anyway, hello Lucifer and Junkenstein
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2014, 01:36:36 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.

You pass.

Welcome.  Mind the Gap.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 01:40:15 PM
I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 28, 2014, 01:36:36 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.

You pass.

Welcome.  Mind the Gap.

Exam results filed with appropriate authorities, you should get your official documentation in 6-8 working weeks.

Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: minuspace on May 28, 2014, 02:07:43 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 27, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 27, 2014, 06:55:16 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 24, 2014, 02:06:28 AM
Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.
Well shit, it seems I set the bar too high.  A man much wiser than I always told me to live life in accordance with the golden mean;  "Do good enough that you aren't harassed for doing poorly, but don't do so good that everyone always expects that from you."

Guess I need to work on that.

Well anyway, hello Lucifer and Junkenstein
Gosh darn I say you really needn't trouble yourself so.  If at all, any trepidation you feel should be directed at just how low we go sometimes to get things done round these parts.  Only pathological slackers could pretend to take issue with that.  What I expect from you is to far exceed my expectations.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 01:40:15 PM
I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!
I assure you I'm not.  And after searching to figure out who DK is, I'm pretty sure that I would be offended by that comment if I was a more easily offendable person.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 02:35:30 PM
Was that a threat? I'm pretty sure it was, and was it mired in cartesian dualityism? You know what I'm talking about. Go on - admit it  :argh!:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 28, 2014, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 01:40:15 PM
I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!
I assure you I'm not.  And after searching to figure out who DK is, I'm pretty sure that I would be offended by that comment if I was a more easily offendable person.

Now I like you even more.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 28, 2014, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 02:35:30 PM
Was that a threat? I'm pretty sure it was, and was it mired in cartesian dualityism? You know what I'm talking about. Go on - admit it  :argh!:
Cartesian duality is either an over-simplification or an over-complication.  I go back and forth on my thoughts about it a lot.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 06:26:41 PM
Knock yourself out, mate. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19893.0) This is the kind of entertainment we're treated/subjected to on a regular basis.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: whenhellfreezes on May 29, 2014, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2014, 01:40:15 PM
I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!

Are the sock puppets really worth it? Hypothetically speaking of course.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:27:18 PM
Also, Raz...Nigel is not a good person.  She is in fact a very bad person.  She has ulterior motives for being nice to you, which will somehow lead to HER having YOUR skin.  If you're LUCKY, she'll make a dress out of you and dance all night long.

Otherwise, it's bagpipes.  And a spooran.  Ew.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Wait is that you don't hate me as much as other people hate me, or you don't hate me as much as you hate some other people?

Also I would probably make a bitchin set of bagpipes.  They'd be the palest bagpipes you've ever seen.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 07:36:55 PM
I like 'em pale. Provides camouflage in the mist :evil:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:40:22 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Wait is that you don't hate me as much as other people hate me, or you don't hate me as much as you hate some other people?

Also I would probably make a bitchin set of bagpipes.  They'd be the palest bagpipes you've ever seen.

I hate you, just not as much as I hate many other people.  I don't hate you for anything you've done.  I'm like Hater Jesus.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Wait is that you don't hate me as much as other people hate me, or you don't hate me as much as you hate some other people?

Also I would probably make a bitchin set of bagpipes.  They'd be the palest bagpipes you've ever seen.

Roger hates you no matter what. There isn't anything anyone can do to make him stop hating. He hated you before you were born and he'll hate you after you die.

He has the whole world in his hate.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 08:39:09 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Wait is that you don't hate me as much as other people hate me, or you don't hate me as much as you hate some other people?

Also I would probably make a bitchin set of bagpipes.  They'd be the palest bagpipes you've ever seen.

Roger hates you no matter what. There isn't anything anyone can do to make him stop hating. He hated you before you were born and he'll hate you after you die.

He has the whole world in his hate.

:mittens:

beaten to the punchline again  :argh!:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:52:03 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

Wait is that you don't hate me as much as other people hate me, or you don't hate me as much as you hate some other people?

Also I would probably make a bitchin set of bagpipes.  They'd be the palest bagpipes you've ever seen.

Roger hates you no matter what. There isn't anything anyone can do to make him stop hating. He hated you before you were born and he'll hate you after you die.

He has the whole world in his hate.

Roger hates the little children,
All the little children of the world,
Be they yellow black or white,
They are filthy primates in his sight,
Roger hates the little children of the world.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:32:29 PM
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
Roger's hate is flowing deep and wide
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
Roger's hate is flowing deep and wide
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:39:11 PM
I've got the hate, hate, hate hate down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart!
Where?
Down in my heart!
I've got the hate, hate, hate, hate down in my heart
Down in my heart to stay


And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart.


I've got the hate of Roger, hate of Roger
Down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart!
Where?
Down in my heart!
I've got the hate of Roger, hate of Roger
Down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart to stay.


And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart.


I've got the rage that passes understanding
Way down in the depths of my heart!
Where?
Down in the depths of my heart!
Where?
Down in the depths of my heart!
I've got the rage that passes understanding
Way down in the depths of my heart!
Down in my heart to stay


And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart.


And if any of you fuckers don't like it
You can sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack!
And if any of you fuckers don't like it
You can sit on a tack!
Ouch!
Sit on a tack to stay!


And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart
Down in my heart
And I'm so angry
So very angry
I've got the hate of Roger in my heart.
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2014, 05:12:38 AM
MARRY ME.   :lol:
Title: Re: What's In A Name?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2014, 06:07:31 AM
:thanks: