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#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Quebec protests
May 27, 2012, 03:55:58 AM
Quote from: Net on May 27, 2012, 02:30:23 AM
In Montreal on Wednesday there was a student march to openly defy and protest Bill 78. Before the march police couldn't help but hear about it and requested the route they would be taking. Here is the map the students sent them.

:fuckmittens:
#2
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 19, 2012, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 08:15:26 PM
BREAKING:  RON PAUL DROPS OUT OF THE RACE.  AT THE STARTING LINE.

I'm starting to think that Republicans mostly just use the Presidential race as a moneymaking scheme.

I probably would too, if I could.
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Fall of English La
May 18, 2012, 04:35:02 AM
I still think cursive is useless.
#4
Looking forward to this forum.
#5
So, I guess I shouldn't start a "Few People" thread after the other rhyming topics.
#6
Someone told me you could only mindfuck a Discordian.
#7
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 02:40:57 AM
Quote from: Chairman Risus on April 14, 2012, 02:38:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 02:28:56 AM
I for one really appreciated the OP. Biological metaphors, especially ones grounded in insect behavior (you had me at Sphecidae) are so attractive to me.

At least, up until the final paragraph. Discord (I know, I know, chord /is/ a word, but discord is spelled without an 'h') is something that happens with humans, because while our minds may be largely ordered genetic programing, we do not all have the same programming. Also, minds programmed for hierarchies, which, unless there is a perfect numerical lock in between people and niches, will ALWAYS come into conflict at some level.

There's good reason to believe that social games are what selected for the human mind. Humans, the perfect embodiment of order and disorder, thus chaos.

Also, humans aren't insects.

Just saying.

While I cannot technically disprove this, I'm just going to point out that neither appreciates a blast of RAID in the face.

Yeah, and both hate it when you hit them with sledgehammers and then light them on fire.

Not sure where we're going with this.

Point. The "can of RAID to the face" test is often inconclusive, anyway. Humans probably aren't arthropods.
#8
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 02:28:56 AM
I for one really appreciated the OP. Biological metaphors, especially ones grounded in insect behavior (you had me at Sphecidae) are so attractive to me.

At least, up until the final paragraph. Discord (I know, I know, chord /is/ a word, but discord is spelled without an 'h') is something that happens with humans, because while our minds may be largely ordered genetic programing, we do not all have the same programming. Also, minds programmed for hierarchies, which, unless there is a perfect numerical lock in between people and niches, will ALWAYS come into conflict at some level.

There's good reason to believe that social games are what selected for the human mind. Humans, the perfect embodiment of order and disorder, thus chaos.

Also, humans aren't insects.

Just saying.

While I cannot technically disprove this, I'm just going to point out that neither appreciates a blast of RAID in the face.
#9
Aneristic Illusions / Re: My Problem With Islam
April 13, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
Among their crimes is the music genre family friendly christian rap. So, there's that.
#10
Well, that was stupid while lasted.
#11
Correct me if I'm wrong, but support for ridiculous bills like this are ebbing, right? It seems the proposed laws getting crazier are the death throes of a dying ideology.
#12
Quote from: Luna on April 04, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.
#13
To be bread is an illusion. One must be like dough, formless and potential.
#14
This is not a well traveled part of the forum, give it some time.
As for responses, hit up the loosely affiliated South Eastern members, and I'll see if I can work on something.
#15
And a jetpack is still cooler. How are you supposed to fly through windows with giant wings?