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Harris just dropped out.

Bye, Felicia

It has been obvious for months that she was running interference for Warren, really.

Any chance of a VP slot, d'you think?

Harris just dropped out.

Bye, Felicia

Happy Brexit Day everyone!

Yup. City Hall is investigating, along with at least one unspecified government department.

If it isn't being investigated by the Dept of Administrative Affairs there is no justice in this world

Isn't he more worthy of an Oliver Cromwell? Head on a pike as a warning to the others, you know.

Nah, Cromwell was already dead when they did that to him; the king was very much alive.

Hence this example on the crucial significance of commas famous to generations of british kiddies:-
King Charles  I walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off vs
King Charles  I walked and talked, half an hour after his head was cut off

ed- sod it, bloody machine nicked my comma

Reminds me, I need to renew my Australian passport. Worst comes to worst, I will leave.

Just don't forget us little people

I'm really looking forward to the results of the thorough review/investigation into Epstein "suicide". I loves me some high quality fiction

Dammnit, 4chan get all the best scoops

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/fdny-investigating-jeffrey-epstein-4chan-post

"Use imperial measurements" 

The Empire Strikes Back

VAR has an inherent bias against the Scots. QED

Loved your wing thing man

Discordia is not nice at all.

Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.

Pepperidge farm remembers

Yep, if in doubt play the old in-joke card. That's bound to move us along

Discordia is not nice at all.

Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.

Is this real?




Boris Johnson faces trial for allegedly "lying and misleading the British public" about the consequences of Brexit.

A judge summonsed the Conservative MP to appear in court after a member of the public launched a private prosecution over claims EU membership was costing the UK £350m a week.

District Judge Margot Coleman threw out arguments by Mr Johnson's lawyers that the case was a "vexatious" attempt to undermine the result of the 2016 referendum.

Do you even need to ask? Strange times are strange

I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.

You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my $1000

There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

unless there isn't