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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:01:29 AM

Title: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:01:29 AM
http://yfrog.com/5j1264211689salamp

Seriously, wtf.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 02:06:36 AM
... seriously wtf.
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 23, 2010, 02:07:25 AM
seriously wtf
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Post by: Bruno on January 23, 2010, 02:09:20 AM
No.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 02:16:28 AM
what ... the .... fuck
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nast on January 23, 2010, 02:18:30 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW

I'm no medic, but shouldn't you always sterilize the injection site before sticking yourself with a needle? Because the instructions don't seem to state that, and the thought of infection infection disturbs me more than the practice.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 02:20:17 AM
Thats a disturbing thought ..

I just hope who ever wrote made that link is just a troll  :lulz:

He needs some balls on his chin to while he's at it
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nast on January 23, 2010, 02:28:03 AM
Well, it's not like I'm sincerely concerned for the welfare of such people, but I think if one is going to be a filthy dirty pervert, one could at least do it safely.

But I suppose that defeats the purpose.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 02:30:53 AM
If its self-inflicted, then no sympathy.

I feel its safer to assume it was done in humour then that those people are genuine ... I think its just gross
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Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2010, 02:35:11 AM
What the hell.

It's like Eris teamed up with Priapus to wreak havoc on mankind.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:41:45 AM
These people do it for the thrills. They get off on injecting themselves with saline, silicone, air or some sort of gas. Its quite disturbing  :x
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Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2010, 02:45:42 AM
A friend of mine is into bodybuilding, he mentioned to me once that some people inject stuff into their muscles to make them bulge out.  Sometimes the stuff gets messed up and makes them look like freaky lumpy meat monsters.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on January 23, 2010, 02:45:49 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW

That's fucking disgusting to look at, yet for some reason, I want to poke it with a sewing needle to see if it pops.
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Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 02:49:38 AM
 :lulz: You have the right idea
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Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:53:44 AM
 :horrormirth:  It would be like a balloon filled with strawberry jelly and chili.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Richter on January 23, 2010, 02:54:57 AM
 :lulz:

Still up for ANY Program?
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 23, 2010, 02:59:13 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 23, 2010, 02:54:57 AM
:lulz:

Still up for ANY Program?

YES.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 23, 2010, 03:01:19 AM
Told you fuckers there's worse things than tape worm fetishists.   :lulz:
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Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 23, 2010, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 

That's pretty strange. Doesn't jive with my (very limited) knowledge of anatomy.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 23, 2010, 05:14:58 AM
Thanks to this thread I can't get the following look off my face.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/urgh.jpg)
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 23, 2010, 05:49:32 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:01:29 AM
http://yfrog.com/5j1264211689salamp

Seriously, wtf.

hey baby, nice jigglypuff
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Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2010, 05:50:23 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit?  

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.

I might, with a stolen dick.
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Post by: Cain on January 23, 2010, 12:04:52 PM
My immediate thoughts were

a) what sick fuck gets off on Pokemon porn? and,
b) if you kick a guy who injects saline into his nuts hard enough, in his nuts, would they explode like a helium balloon?
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 23, 2010, 12:18:01 PM
These are the people who need saved. The ones who go that extra mile for no good reason whatsoever. The rest of them are all the fucking same. Come the alien invasion I'll sell the lot of them to an intergalactic burger chain but the sickos and perverts and anyone else who has the ability to make me spittake or WTF - I'm keeping those
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Post by: . on January 23, 2010, 02:14:46 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 23, 2010, 05:50:23 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit?  

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.

I might, with a stolen dick.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dalek on January 23, 2010, 05:31:40 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW

FUCK!
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW

The content was clearly indicated by the url... yet we all clicked it anyway. We're the fucked up ones.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NotPublished on January 23, 2010, 11:42:14 PM
NO  :sad:
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Post by: Kai on January 24, 2010, 12:42:14 AM
Either you all are normals, or I'm way too fucking weird and desensitized to this shit.  :lol:

Kai,

wasn't surprised; didn't flinch.
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Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 12:44:44 AM
i didn't flinch either, Kai. But it's still odd to me why anyone would want to do that to themselves.
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 24, 2010, 12:46:45 AM
whenever i see saline balls i just REALLLLY want to POP them
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kai on January 24, 2010, 12:50:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 12:44:44 AM
i didn't flinch either, Kai. But it's still odd to me why anyone would want to do that to themselves.

Proximate reason: on them, an inflated scrotum causes the release of dopamine and other pleasurable neuro-stuffs.

Ultimate reason: <insert psychological/conditioning rational>
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Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Oh.
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Post by: Dimocritus on January 24, 2010, 12:58:07 AM
Assholes get peircings all the time. Especially petentious ones.
Title: Re: Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Richter on January 24, 2010, 01:00:25 AM
Well, I'll try the ball thing, but I'd have to be REALLY bored.  

As for anal piercing, if someone wants to pay for an ass fissure, fine.  They're jsut not sitting down at my house.
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Post by: hooplala on August 27, 2018, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on January 23, 2010, 05:14:58 AM
Thanks to this thread I can't get the following look off my face.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/urgh.jpg)

Behold the face of Captain Utopia, aka Fictionpuss, aka FP
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Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 07:01:43 PM
That explains.  A. Fucking. Lot.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 08:34:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 07:01:43 PM
That explains.  A. Fucking. Lot.

That's actually not a bad pic of him, either.