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it seems that science is hellbent on proving that everything enjoyable about life causes cancer and that I should be shit scared about it.

First they went after smoking but i didn't speak up because I wasn't a smoker,
Then they went after alcohol but I didn't speak up because I was raised Mormon,
Then they came after sex, and still I didn't speak up because I hadn't been laid in a year,
And finally they came after pasta...


I don't know about you but I think it's worth it for that last bowl of linguine.

i step off the bus today happy as a clam, and two mormons come up to me ranting along through their winning their way to heaven routine.
if my CoB t-shirt was not enough of an obvious "fuck off jesus freaks" i don't know what is.

took me off guard,
i need a plan of attack for the next time they pester me on my way home from work.

yes, i was wearing a CoB shirt to work. The perks of telemarketing.