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#16
Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History
November 02, 2024, 04:33:15 AM
the knights templar did nothing wrong. hail baphomeris!
#17
Discordian Recipes / frenchbread pizza x4
October 05, 2024, 10:31:35 AM
motherfucking ingredients:

-$1 loaf of french bread from walmart
-brick of mozzeralla cheese (NOT preshredded)
-can crushed tomato sauce
-orengano
-basil
-crushed garlic
-onions
-can of tomato paste
-pepperoni stick

first you uhhhh preheat your oven to 500 degrees
then you crush ur garlic with a knife and dice some onions. and then you put the crush tomoato sauce into a pan and add tomatopaste (authors note: i used a BEEG can of crushed tomatos so i made like......... 50x the amount i needed  :lulz:  :lulz: oops! so use small measurements)
and then i add heat and mixed them the onion, garlic, basil, and salt and pepper. i then cut my mozzarella into little cubes and dice my roni stick to make pepperroni cubes
and then you cut both ends of the flatbeard off, then cut the big piece in half hamburger style and cut those two pieces hotdog style to have 4 seperate bases. and then you add the sauce, the cheese cubes, and then the ronis. i then put the flatbeard (i cook 1-2 at a time) on a basic baking sheet and put it in the oven for like 5-6 minutes for 1 and 6-7 minutes for 2. and then take it out and it's as easy as that. waaaaaaaaaay better than kneading dough in my opinion  :fap:
i dont know the measurments btw i just winged everything. it tasted good though....
#18
Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Nazi Thread
October 05, 2024, 10:07:45 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 22, 2024, 04:06:00 PMI hadn't heard the term before yesterday, but evidently "sun-wheel" is a reference to the swastika, and it's a nazi dog-whistle.


They call it the Black Sun.  :fnord: I wish NAZI CUNTS didn't appropriate EVERYTHING because the rune looks cool outside of the connotations. Down with Drumpf!
#19
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
October 05, 2024, 10:02:02 AM
DOWN WITH DRUMPF!
#20
Quote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on September 14, 2024, 01:36:24 PMIt's Jill Stein. But no one will vote for her because apparently Seppos are fond of self fulfilling prophecies. So they say "She can't possibly win" & ensure they're correct by not voting third party ever.

 :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

SHE'S A SHIT CANDIDATE THAT CAN'T EVEN GROW HER PARTY DESPITE RUNNING FOR THREE TIMES. SHE'S GONNA BE AS INCOMPETENT AS THE DEMS.
#21
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
August 24, 2024, 09:38:18 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on August 18, 2024, 02:19:30 PMWhen they have to resort to nonsense like this, they know TSF is in serious trouble.

They are grasping at straws. The grift is crumbling around them.
#22
https://youtu.be/9d5CnpVzJ0s?si=uc21SICIKvjM94XZ
Been in a dungeon synth mood so far. This track goes so fucking hard.
#23
Principia Discussion / Re: Dudeism
August 03, 2024, 05:57:45 AM
Can we endorse The Dude as president instead, or is Vermin Supreme still the prime eristocrat-at-heart candidate?
#24
Quote from: Brother Mythos on July 27, 2024, 07:28:40 AMMy reasoning is that I don't believe she actually needs Josh Shapiro to win the state.

it's not required for her to pick him to win the state, but it's the easiest path of victory, when given out of the presented options. I'd prefer if it was someone with a better progressive record than Shapiro, but the Dems need to win PA if they want to win the election and that state will be competitive if she picks another dude as VP. And also, I've disliked with how moderate she's been swinging the past couple of days (like walking back on the fracking ban and m4a), but I understand the thought process behind it because it seems she's focusing on getting the rust belt vote. If she wins PA, MI, and Wi, it would be exactly enough electoral votes to get her to 270 and win, without needing Arizona, Nevada, Georgia, or North Coralina. Granted, Trump did self-destruct at that black journalist event so the latter two swing states can be offered as a potential viable victory path, but the way she's running is like she wants to win, instead of pleasing every base and interest group.

Although honestly, at this point, I don't really care what they do or how they run. All I care about right now is Trump losing, and Shapiro is probably the best choice for that. If I thought someone like Mark Kelly would give her a better chance, even if I disagree heavily with his previous anti-union stuff, I will say pick him. Trump cannot fucking win at all.
#25
Quote from: Brother Mythos on July 24, 2024, 04:03:11 AMNext, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris needs to carefully choose her running mate. Still, on the plus side, anyone she chooses will be a far, far better candidate than the Republicult's™ train wreck of a VP pick.

I suspect she'll pick Josh Shapiro solely for the swing state win in PA, which the dems need to win this November. It kinda sucks since he's a huge vocal supporter of Israel (no surprise there) but I don't think it matters too much since the number of US politicians who don't deepthroat Israel are in the single digits.

I can't wait until this election is over so I can stop aligning myself with the democrats. As much as I detest the oil zombie coalition, the prospect of Trump 2: Electrical Boogaloo being a possible future stresses me the fuck out. It's been 8 years; I think it's safe to say we're all sick of him at this point.
#26
I'll pay money to ensure this forum doesn't go under completely. It's like a treasure trove of knowledge, discussion and holy nonsense that can't be found anywhere else online. I find it entertaining to read through forum posts well over a decade or two ago, but it's conversely depressing as it hammers in the point that I really missed my mark fraternizing with a bunch of weirdos I would've deeply admired. Oh well. At least I can be a maggot clinging onto its corpse.
#27
Quote from: Brother Mythos on July 15, 2024, 05:47:10 PMIn light of recent events, I can't help but wonder how many members of the Republicult™ are proudly carrying their AR-15 flags, and wearing their AR-15 pins, AR-15 t-shirts, AR-15 hats, etc., at the RNC.

I mean, after all, it was one of their very own who fired on their very own favorite convicted felon with an AR-15, their very own favorite firearm.

Too many to count. It wouldn't make them reflect anyway, we all know they'll immediately deflect to the kid being a psyop or something. Anyway, I don't know if I would personally associate this kid with the general base of MAGApedes. I read that he was bullied in school and also searched dates and places of appearances for Biden as well, so it sounds like he was a school shooter loser that opt to shoot at a presidential rally rather than his cafeteria.

For me, I am personally blown away by the reaction of pure cognitive dissonance given by Republicans in relation to his assassination attempt. These are the same people who chanted to hang Mike Pence just a few years ago but are now clutching their pearls whenever they see people joke about the assassination or wish that the bullet hit. The same people who would constantly whine "We're not allowed to tell jokes anymore!" are now saying that you can't joke about things they find personally distasteful. I shouldn't be surprised, but the sheer hypocrisy pisses me off. They so desperately want to have their cake and eat it too.

It's also depressing because it proves you cannot treat conservatives like they treat other people. They will go nuclear and try to destroy your life if you regard one of theirs with the same casual cruelty they have so freely for all sorts of people. Worthless gutter trash.
#28
Do you think us Eristocrats can volunteer as well?  :)  :fnord:
#29
Quote from: Pergamos on July 01, 2024, 05:49:43 PMPeople ARE being rounded up into camps, it got a lot of attention under Trump, but Obama started it and Biden has continued it (the infamous kids in cages)  we're just so dedicated to the illusion that it can't happen here that even when it does we pretend it isn't.

I'm aware of the kids in cages fiasco, but I imagine if you were to present that fact to people like Finnius, they would respond with "Well they're not being killed or tortured!"
#30
Apple Talk / Re: I didn't know where to put this
June 29, 2024, 08:41:20 AM
Wonderful read, it's been a while since I've seen such confident chutzpah. I can only hope the greater techbro grift bubble pops forever after LLMs flop, as everyone collectively realizes they don't like having shit shoved into their mouths by assholes in bowties and sailor shoes :fnord: