Attention:
Mr. Suu got into my chat and email archives last night even after I asked him...many times...not to. Passwords have been changed remotely from work as to not be keylogged.
Scrid! Get me drunk...
PDers: Scheme.
I'll be back in a few hours...got some hardcore work to do today. Grr.
Parameters of scheming? How high a level of damage can we inflict?
What the fuck? It's bad enough the government is spying on you, but your husband, too?
Fuck this. Give me his email addess, and I'll "accidentally" send you a love letter/erotic poem to his address.
Stabbity stabbity stabbity... La dee da...
-DC
Can make a song for any occasion!
No, srsly, stabbing is a viable option here...
The NSA would tell him, there's nothing to see here.
so I messed up which has been the trend as of late but Mrs Suu. has made me rather confused as to weather or not to be able to trust her, especially after the whole incident the past couple of months. So I admit I am a bad person working on getting better, although after finding something that suggest she made out with one of her friends last weekend I am to wonder how can I trust her...? I mean I love her but she has hurt me over the past couple of months and has not really tried to patch things up. So she tells me it was all a trap but my gut instincts tell me otherwise so what do I believe...?
This should be amusing....
Shall we separate into a whole new thread, or shall we keep it to the bar?
8)
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=4352
Quote from: Cain on December 20, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
This should be amusing....
Shall we separate into a whole new thread, or shall we keep it to the bar?
8)
A new thread was made before I even read your mind.
Quote from: saint aini on December 20, 2007, 04:34:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 20, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
This should be amusing....
Shall we separate into a whole new thread, or shall we keep it to the bar?
8)
A new thread was made before I even read your mind.
I did wonder about that.
Well, if Suu requests it (since she put us on this tangent), I'll relocat the relevant posts to your thread.
Quote from: Richter on December 20, 2007, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 20, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
This should be amusing....
Shall we separate into a whole new thread, or shall we keep it to the bar?
8)
We shouldn't anything. There are 2 people here who have right to be invovled in this.
They've both got my support, either way.
I just hate hearing about problems I can't fix.
Unfortunately, staying 100% uninvolved is not an option when you mod a place. Hence my offer of a move was intended to keep all the unnecessary drama confined to a single place where only those who choose to be involved have to see it.
The only way to settle disputes are with Rattan and Armor..... Thanks for not taking sides Rich...
(http://www.280z28.org/images/dramallama.jpg)
lol... no drama here... mrs. Suu will just beat me I will like it and deal.... ummm right.
You make the dramallama sad...
Quote from: Mr.Suu on December 20, 2007, 04:54:51 PM
I'm sorry for the llama then... Guys always lose no matter what it is just something I am coming to understand. On another note my cats are crazy....
meow. that's so freaking cool.
//saint aini is a cat girl and she meows, and she meows and she meows because she's a kitty.
Please delete all dramallama posts. Thanks. The Chinese Water Torture will ensue when I get home.
Wait...we have company tonight. Drats.
And for the record, can you NOT use real names on the board? I know Richter's is painfully obvious and anyone and everyone who has ever gone to my website knows my real name, but geez. You don't see me calling you Herbert openly, do you?
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 20, 2007, 05:33:27 PM
The Chinese Water Torture will ensue when I get home.
lol... :P well I was not the first to throw stuff up here so.....
damn now people know my real name.....
People knowing my name is not much of an issue. :mrgreen:
Hell, my life is about as well concealed as a catholic schoolgirl to a certain Cabal...
As ever, if anyone intends to visit me IRL, obtaining consent first is recomended.
(Reference: The "ODIN", "Wrong house", and "Where's my OTHER knife.." incidents)
Quote from: Richter on December 20, 2007, 05:53:00 PM
As ever, if anyone intends to visit me IRL, obtaining consent first is recomended.
(Reference: The "ODIN", "Wrong house", and "Where's my OTHER knife.." incidents)
lol so true so true......
Were this the usual fake nonsense over fake strife, it would be most amusing.
Can't we all just get along and waterboard Mr. Suu?
Quote from: Mr.Suu on December 20, 2007, 04:23:57 PM
so what do I believe...?
Your wife, until direct and verifiable evidence says otherwise.
The "ODIN" incident is by far one of the greatest Richter battle cry moments of 2007. Add it to the thread!
Do speak of the glorious ODIN incident!!!
Get your peanuts! Hot, roasted peanuts! Get your hot, roasted, salty peanuts right here!
Right.
"The ODIN incident"
I live on the ground floor of a 3 - decker in an interesting neighborhood. Drug dealers live next doors on one side of me, and a Reverend on the other side, Catholic chruch across the street. I have a great cross section of humanity wandering through the area.
The city, I've heard from cops my family knows, has also been having a rash of break - ins, courtesy of a few gangs, so I make sure I keep aware and prepared.
Maybe a little TOO prepared, as aside from the knife under the pillow, I also keep a tomahawk and self-made trench spike on hand next to my bed. (No sword, no hope of using it close quarters if I'm supprised in bed. Rest of the house has hidden goodies too. No decorative peices.)
One night, I'm woken up by a crash from another room, my mind races into action, and I do the only logical thing.
First, these folks may only break in if they expect an easy mark. Suprise them. I Yell "OOOODIN!!" at the top of my lungs, while leaping up and collecting my tools.
I fly out towards the direction of teh noise, (sans - pance), heavily armed.
A quick look confirms the doors are intact.
Windows are good...rest of the house is secure and empty....
A bass guitar bag full of bokken fell over, that was the noise.
I had a beer and went back to bed.
The upstairs housemates moved out a week later. TOTALLY unrelated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is amazing, Richter.
I loled.
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after finding something that suggest she made out with one of her friends last weekend
Damn, I should be closer friends with Mrs. Suu then!!!
Can we move this conflict to the backside of the moon?
Failing that, how about an orbital strike?
How about to Uranus?
eh, that felt dirty.
I don't delete threads, unless they are spam or something illegal.
I'm sure you recall Hugh's predeliction for using the remove button, and I find the easiest way to guard against that is to never use it except in the above circumstances.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2007, 07:00:14 PM
How about to Uranus?
eh, that felt dirty.
Well, how about a round of enemas?
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 20, 2007, 07:15:05 PM
Quote from: saint aini on December 20, 2007, 07:07:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2007, 07:00:14 PM
How about to Uranus?
eh, that felt dirty.
Well, how about a round of enemas?
Enemas and Castor Oil for Everyone!!!!!
It'll give us all a feeling of accomplishment. (+1 internet if you catch the reference)
wow.
my FAIL filter is getting clogged ITT.
Sir, that is why this fread exists: to collect the failout from Mr. Suu's ego.
FUCK YOU
MY MOTHER DIED OF A FAILED FAIL FILTER!
lolz.... are we still doing that?
or am i just years late? :x
both
heh, boy am i confused.
part of this is none of my business and the other part is makin me laugh.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/optimusconfuz.jpg)
ODIN!
that's rich :lulz:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/smf.jpg?t=1198253275)
Caption this!
(Attn: WOMP. Please use that pic of Mr. Suu.)
BOOBS AND BEER: THE RECIPE FOR A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 21, 2007, 04:09:28 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/smf.jpg?t=1198253275)
Caption this!
(Attn: WOMP. Please use that pic of Mr. Suu.)
"Mr. Suu, please stab me in my stomach to help me commit seppuku"
I thought this thread died.
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Quote from: Suu Fett on December 21, 2007, 04:09:28 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/smf.jpg?t=1198253275)
Don't miss Mr. Suu in his brand new Comedy Central special. Ventriloquism has never been so naughty!!!
(Attn: WOMP. Please use that pic of Mr. Suu.)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
Nope, my password isn't there either!
\
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/smf.jpg?t=1198253275)
or he could have been skullfucked!
Fact: the title of this fread has made me really want a cheeseburger.
God dammit.
I bet you I can bottle her from back here
/
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/smf.jpg?t=1198253275)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
:?
In Olympic style fencing,the saber fencers are considered the rude haired, large bodied, brutal throwbacks of the sport. Unlike the refined parry-thrust sport or foil an epee users, they actually get to hack at things.
Kind of like the stereotypical bar band drummer you mentioned.
Have I told the story of how my friend butchered the gate of Iain Hislop, owner of satirical newspaper Private Eye, using a sabre?
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
:?
In Olympic style fencing,the saber fencers are considered the rude haired, large bodied, brutal throwbacks of the sport. Unlike the refined parry-thrust sport or foil an epee users, they actually get to hack at things.
Kind of like the stereotypical bar band drummer you mentioned.
okay, gotcha.
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
:?
In Olympic style fencing,the saber fencers are considered the rude haired, large bodied, brutal throwbacks of the sport. Unlike the refined parry-thrust sport or foil an epee users, they actually get to hack at things.
Kind of like the stereotypical bar band drummer you mentioned.
Ha, Saber, Foil, Epee. The three retarded grandchildren of real weapons.
The fluffy haired one is Glenn. That's all I know him as. One of the CTG drunks.
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 21, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
:?
In Olympic style fencing,the saber fencers are considered the rude haired, large bodied, brutal throwbacks of the sport. Unlike the refined parry-thrust sport or foil an epee users, they actually get to hack at things.
Kind of like the stereotypical bar band drummer you mentioned.
Ha, Saber, Foil, Epee. The three retarded grandchildren of real weapons.
Guessing you mean the Fencing sport versions (AKA: antennae with delusions)
A real saber is pretty damn useful.
Well, IF we started having REAL sword fights ....or something :)
Cain:: Please, do tell. (You've got precedent for IRL mischief tales, ITT)
Quote from: Richter on December 23, 2007, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 21, 2007, 05:15:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2007, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
I dunno, but lemme guess, the dude in the back is a drummer in a local bar band.
Either that or he fences saber.
:?
In Olympic style fencing,the saber fencers are considered the rude haired, large bodied, brutal throwbacks of the sport. Unlike the refined parry-thrust sport or foil an epee users, they actually get to hack at things.
Kind of like the stereotypical bar band drummer you mentioned.
Ha, Saber, Foil, Epee. The three retarded grandchildren of real weapons.
Guessing you mean the Fencing sport versions (AKA: antennae with delusions)
A real saber is pretty damn useful.
Well, IF we started having REAL sword fights ....or something :)
Yes, a real saber is a fine weapon... the context however indicated those fake bits of sword shaped metal things that go by the same name.
:lulz:
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?
Quote from: saint aini on December 24, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?
IMMA CHARGIN MAH...UH, WAIT A MINUTE...
Quote from: saint aini on December 24, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?
I can show you, for the fee of $300, the cost of a plane ticket, and 2 days lodging (you will need a day to practice).
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 25, 2007, 12:19:41 AM
Quote from: saint aini on December 24, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?
I can show you, for the fee of $300, the cost of a plane ticket, and 2 days lodging (you will need a day to practice).
Is this in reference to my offer to clean up the snow at some PDtard's house for a similar price?
well, it's either that or I'm seriously offering to pimp myself, cheap.
Wait... You're suggesting Aini will pay you $300 to throat-fuck her?
Intriguing offer, to say the least.
After being raped three times in my life, I'm not in a mood for sex with males unless I get to KTM/FTB.
I've been in 3 or 4 fairly serious car wrecks, yet I do not hold that against my current vehicle, nor do I eschew vehicles in general due to the shoddyness of a few of them.
and for the record, $300 to get throat-fucked by me is cheap.
Quote from: saint aini on December 26, 2007, 03:04:24 PM
After being raped three times in my life, I'm not in a mood for sex with males unless I get to KTM/FTB.
Stupid fucking men and their goddess damned little cocks! It only takes a couple assholes to put some fine Discordian chick like Aini off the market.
BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
KTM/FTB
Kill the man, fuck the body.
You're not off the market until you're off the slab.
Quote from: saint aini on December 26, 2007, 09:01:58 PM
KTM/FTB
Kill the man, fuck the body.
You're not off the market until you're off the slab.
Ah I see, Google was unable to assist me with those TLA's, so I didn't catch the drift.
In that case Aini, I know this cute little ceremonial alter... complete with drainage and an Easy Mount design ;-)
Link please...
I'm happy with pretty much any table...
I bought the table I had my first piercing scene of my new career over. It's really just a nice desk, but it will do for necrophilia, which is pretty much the only way I want to interact with men sexually these days. Too many men I meet turn out to be rapists and sex offenders.
I'd like to point out ONE thing.
you live in DETROIT.
Quote from: Captain Jack Harkness on December 20, 2007, 04:23:57 PM
so I messed up which has been the trend as of late but Mrs Suu. has made me rather confused as to weather or not to be able to trust her,
And reading her mail fixed all of that.
What a schlub.
nice bump
Quote from: Kai on December 30, 2009, 05:33:04 PM
nice bump
Bored. Nobody is posting, so I'm indulging in necromancy.
:crankey:
Quote from: Suu on December 30, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
:crankey:
Sorry. I find it insanely hilarious that he justified reading your mail by the notion that he couldn't trust you. There was so much irony, I'm poomping rust.
You know....
Egads I friggen love you Roger,
KEEP STIRRING THE CAULDRON!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
This thread was worth reading for the "ODIN!!!" incident alone*.
*also, fuck, Suu, I'm glad you're out of that situation.