Quote from: LMNO on April 10, 2007, 05:34:58 PM
Speaker for the Dead, and/or Xenocide.
WEREN'T THOSE STALLONE FLICKS?
CHEF DOESN'T WATCH STALLONE FLICKS. EXCEPT ROCKY.
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#1
Or Kill Me / Re: of the internet and intelligence
April 10, 2007, 05:37:14 PMWEREN'T THOSE STALLONE FLICKS?
CHEF DOESN'T WATCH STALLONE FLICKS. EXCEPT ROCKY.
#2
Or Kill Me / Re: of the internet and intelligence
April 10, 2007, 05:34:35 PMQuote from: LMNO on April 10, 2007, 05:01:41 PM
Also, Orson Scott Card did this bit better.
NEVER HAPPENED.
#3
Literate Chaotic / the triumph of maybe logic (?)
December 22, 2005, 03:52:53 AMQuote from: SchizzyNEXT!
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CHEF LIED.
#4
Literate Chaotic / the triumph of maybe logic (?)
December 22, 2005, 03:47:12 AMQuote from: SchizzySTOP EXISTING!!!!!
Solves everything.
YUO FIRST, OPIE!
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#5
Literate Chaotic / HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
December 22, 2005, 03:43:49 AM
PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.
#6
Literate Chaotic / HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
December 22, 2005, 03:43:02 AM
AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.
#7
Literate Chaotic / HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
December 22, 2005, 03:42:13 AM
NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.
#8
Literate Chaotic / HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM
CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.
#9
Or Kill Me / LONG ASS RANT
November 12, 2005, 01:15:07 AM
YUO SISSIEZ NEED TO STOP YUOR WHINING. ITS MAKING TALUFAS HEAD HURT, WHICH IS IN TURN CAUSING UNTOLD SUFFERING TO THA KOREAN COMMUNITIE.
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR TAKING SO MUCH OF YUOR TIME
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR TAKING SO MUCH OF YUOR TIME
#10
Or Kill Me / My Senator is not a complete idiot
November 02, 2005, 02:21:10 AM
HOW COME OPIEZ DON'T ELECT SENATORS FROM ITS OTHER STATES, LIKE BRITAIN AND ISREAL?
CHEF D,
THINKS THA FLOOR NEEDS TO RECKONIZE THA SENIOR SENATOR FROM TONGA
CHEF D,
THINKS THA FLOOR NEEDS TO RECKONIZE THA SENIOR SENATOR FROM TONGA
#11
Or Kill Me / GENTLEMEN, IF YUO STILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING...
November 01, 2005, 01:21:31 AM
THERE IS NO CHEF BUT CHEF, AND HE IS YUOR CHEF.
CHEF D,
NOW GIMME SOME CROPS AND VIRGINS, OPIEZ!
CHEF D,
NOW GIMME SOME CROPS AND VIRGINS, OPIEZ!
#12
Or Kill Me / Is True
November 01, 2005, 01:20:47 AM
THAT IS WHY I LET TALUFA SCREEN ALL OF MY APPOINTMANTS.
CHEF D,
THINKS YUO BETTER BE SHITTIN HENNY OR YUO GONNA GET YUOR ARMS BROKE
CHEF D,
THINKS YUO BETTER BE SHITTIN HENNY OR YUO GONNA GET YUOR ARMS BROKE
#13
Literate Chaotic / HOW COME YUO DON'T HAVE ANY
October 29, 2005, 11:35:25 PM
IT'S TRULY SAD. THE GLORIOUS HISTORY OF MY PEOPLES BEING OBSCURED BY A BUNCH OF SAD-SACK OPIE DRAMA BY FOOLS LIKE ANN RICE AND TOM CLANCIE.
#14
Literate Chaotic / HOW COME YUO DON'T HAVE ANY
October 29, 2005, 11:20:36 PM
BOOKS ABOUT TONGAN HISTORY IN DIS LIBRARY?
CHEF D,
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YUO PEOPLE HATED THA COLOREDZ
CHEF D,
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YUO PEOPLE HATED THA COLOREDZ
#15
Or Kill Me / GENTLEMEN, IF YUO STILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING...
October 29, 2005, 11:19:01 PM
PRODUCED BY SWIZZ BEATS, WAYSA?
CHEF D,
KNOAS THAT CRUNK ALREADY WENT THA WAY OF THA HIGH FADE
CHEF D,
KNOAS THAT CRUNK ALREADY WENT THA WAY OF THA HIGH FADE