DID YOU EVER GET THE FEELING...
Written in the spirit by The Good Reverend Roger.
...That you are the butt of some horrible joke? That the society you live in is one huge, hideous sham? Well, you just might be right...just look around you. Nothing works, anymore. Your job is boring. You don't actually have any fun, anymore. Your teevee is crammed full of pollyanna crap that you can't stand, but you watch it anyway. Even your church has gone sour, filled with holier-than-thou jackasses that delight in the failings of others. You don't even remember, really, the last time you laughed until your guts bled.
Sound familiar? Of course it does. It's that way for everybody.
Well, almost. There are still a few of us out to have a blast, and maybe even a few cheap yuks at the expense of those who still believe in Uncle Sam and the Almighty Dollar. Whoa, there...does that sound un-American to you? Of course it does, because you've been conditioned since birth to view these things as Gods...even though they are nothing more than social fictions. Fact is, our attitude is American as hell...Ben Franklin, notorious old pervert that he was, would recognize us, and call us his kin. He understood, you see, that it isn't easy, having a good time. You gotta TRY to laugh at this sorry version of hell that America has become...but it's worth it.
You see, what we call "America" today is a farce, a grand comedy in which the lead roles are played by Nazis dressed up as Bolshevicks. We have plenty of capitalism, but no free enterprise (believe it or not, they are two separate and diametrically opposed things).
If you can't crack horrible jokes about things other people won't even bring up, then maybe you better forget you ever saw this. But if you find the current rolling disaster as funny as we do, go to http://principiadiscordia.com and join the asshat revolution. It's a hopeless cause, of course, but the people WE want shouldn't be bothered by little things like that.
Do you know how weird things really are? We do.
Or Kill Me.
All three of these are very good. Especially the endings of 9 and 10.
#9 gives me a chill. Good stuff.
http://www.poee.co.uk/SUBD/toa/pdf/flyers/roger-feeling.pdf
Quote from: the other anonymoushttp://www.poee.co.uk/SUBD/toa/pdf/flyers/roger-feeling.pdf
VERY nice. Thanks!
But you left out the "written in the spirit" bit. :(
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: the other anonymoushttp://www.poee.co.uk/SUBD/toa/pdf/flyers/roger-feeling.pdf
VERY nice. Thanks!
But you left out the "written in the spirit" bit. :(
Is this a major issue? I kinda think the little drawing of you is enough, but if you want me to add the by-lines, I will.
I think you should put it back in,
it adds to it.
Ayuh.
All Roger PDFs updated.
Quote from: the other anonymousAll Roger PDFs updated.
You da mutant!