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Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 10, 2006, 06:19:21 PM

The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
to issue cards for any religious title, including but not limited to holy shit.
so let's get started.
i mean, pope cards are 50 years old. they're antiques for gods' sake
also, let's define the rights of the titles we define

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2006, 06:21:16 PM

Good idea.

Get started.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2006, 06:23:06 PM

Okay, good job, now I've got that Black Eyed Peas song in my head.

Thanks! :x

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2006, 06:24:54 PM

Sorry, it was the lovely lady lumps.

Personally, I don't see how cancer can be "lovely", but I guess that's just me.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Triple Zero on July 10, 2006, 07:11:31 PM

something like this?
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/ayatollah.png)
text could be a bit more funney, could use some discordian logos, etc but this is what i could whip together quickly with teh gimp

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 10, 2006, 07:14:01 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Felix on July 11, 2006, 04:24:41 AM

That will suit my purposes.

Title: Re: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 11, 2006, 04:34:14 AM

Quote from: The unimportant one(1+5=6)

Is the 50 post rule still in effect?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: That Guy on July 11, 2006, 06:30:01 AM

(http://static.flickr.com/74/187082563_56f9d6ae31_o.jpg)

My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: the other anonymous on July 11, 2006, 07:02:03 AM

Quote from: That Guy(http://static.flickr.com/74/187082563_56f9d6ae31_o.jpg)

My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.

Teh win! Despite and because of weak jew-fu. :D

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 11, 2006, 07:21:58 AM

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2381/missionarycard0mz.jpg)
I know it sucks, but I spent an hour, damit! :x [/img]

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Subtract Eight! on July 11, 2006, 07:28:05 AM

i hope the 'missionary position' thing is a sexual innuendo thing

anyways its funny

but it does suck cause you're a noob
good writing i like it
itll be great if it looks more official

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2006, 01:32:38 PM

Quote from: That Guy(http://static.flickr.com/74/187082563_56f9d6ae31_o.jpg)

My jew-fu is weak, unfortunately.

Minus גכך points
For mild anti-semitism, and because you forgot circumcision.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2006, 03:11:02 PM

I don't see how that qualifies as even mild anti-semitism, but then, I don't know all that much about jew-ism.

Title: Re: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Cain on July 11, 2006, 03:12:56 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The unimportant one(1+5=6)

Is the 50 post rule still in effect?

Yes, but I know that wont stop you.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2006, 03:17:10 PM

Eh, I just wanted to use hebrew letters.

I dunno, I guess it was the dismissive ignorance.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 11, 2006, 07:22:05 PM

I thought this was about cards, not jews.
Look, the erisian movement is about humor in things that they're hard to find in. And from my understanding that was a religious joke, not racial, and therefore fair game to eris, as well as NOT being anti semitic.
I don't care what you guys out there are or aren't. If I met all of you, half of you would probably hate me. And vice-versa. Because of stupid shit like this. So, to bring back in to thiis thread the spirit of eris ....
I E-TURKEY CURSE THE WHOLE SITE

(http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5b2d5e05cf.jpg)

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2006, 07:26:11 PM

Oh. Sorry.

Well, to be honest, it wasn't that funny, either.

And you still missed the circumcision joke.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 11, 2006, 07:29:44 PM

I refuse. the mods will ban me for posting porn, and besides, I'm straight.
No graphics for you, since I didn't design the rabbi card anywho

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2006, 07:32:47 PM

Fair enough. It's not a big enough deal to fight over, anyway.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Triple Zero on July 11, 2006, 08:20:36 PM

i liked the rabbi card. thought it was more funny than my ayatollah one anyway :)

and you did indeed miss the circumcision joke

also every single person on this board is a bunch of assholes. that's right a whole bunch of em.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: vexaph0d on July 11, 2006, 09:11:18 PM

...bleh..
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/vexati0n/exacerbator.png)

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: That Guy on July 12, 2006, 01:51:00 AM

A secular take on things.
(http://static.flickr.com/60/187688058_30b9ae01fb_o.jpg)

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Felix on July 12, 2006, 02:00:11 AM

*Giggles*

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 02:00:47 AM

Does anyone know how to paste on image into another in photoshop
? cause i need to know

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: That Guy on July 12, 2006, 02:08:32 AM

Be more specific. Do you mean just ctrl-c/ctrl-v, or what?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 02:15:30 AM

I mean put one image into another

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: putz on July 12, 2006, 02:18:34 AM

Cut
Copy
Paste

.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 02:35:42 AM

I was confused for awhile (hail eris!) but I guess you just have to use the kb to cutcopypaste?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Felix on July 12, 2006, 02:36:59 AM

Props to MS Paint.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 02:43:18 AM

whats the equiv to ms paint paint bucket?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: maphdet on July 12, 2006, 02:48:18 AM

Quote from: That GuyA secular take on things.
(http://static.flickr.com/60/187688058_30b9ae01fb_o.jpg)

This card is well designed.
I could see it being read.
I just wanted to comment on that.

Hey That Guy, mind if I use this?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: That Guy on July 12, 2006, 02:54:30 AM

Quote from: maphdet
Hey That Guy, mind if I use this?

Sure. It's opensauce, like any random image thrown into the pollution-saturated ocean of the internet.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: maphdet on July 12, 2006, 03:18:43 AM

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 05:49:50 AM

Quote from: Subtract Eight!i hope the 'missionary position' thing is a sexual innuendo thing

it was

Quoteanyways its funny
but it does suck cause you're a noob
good writing i like it
itll be great if it looks more official

here's mark II:
(http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/176/missionarycardmk25le.jpg)
note the world forcing it's missionary position on st. rabblerouse.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: the other anonymous on July 12, 2006, 07:57:45 AM

Quote from: The unimportant one
(http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/176/missionarycardmk25le.jpg)

!! Where'd you get the Eris pic? I could totally font* that!

* This is the Official Circumcision Joke. (That bitch Eris keeps leading me on!)

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 08:33:48 AM

Quote
!! Where'd you get the Eris pic? I could totally font* that!

* This is the Official Circumcision Joke. (That bitch Eris keeps leading me on!)

I'll tell you, if you explain:
Jake
50 post rule
and every other acronym/jargon around here. I'm a discordian fundementalist,
which means i only read the principia, these forums, and whatever i feel like.
I know what a troll is, vaguely, and don't feel like reading!
[/quote]

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The unimportant one on July 12, 2006, 08:50:27 AM

I'm assuming someone else will explain, and helping you
altavista picture search for eris, or

http://www.sunkenlibrary.org/eris/

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2006, 12:46:00 PM

1.
RE: Missionary -- Text = unreadable. Black text doesn't go well with dark backgrounds. Try black text outlined in white, or something.

2.
Eris has some nice tits.

Title: Re: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 12, 2006, 07:51:21 PM

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The unimportant one(1+5=6)

Is the 50 post rule still in effect?

Yes, but I know that wont stop you.

Sure it will.

This is the kindler, gentler TGRR, remember?

Besides, I can just let the hate build up and up and up as he approaches 50 posts...

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2006, 08:03:25 PM

That makes me feel all... anticipatory.

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Subtract Eight! on July 12, 2006, 08:27:06 PM

ok thas bullying yo

>:-[

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 12, 2006, 11:44:49 PM

Quote from: Subtract Eight!ok thas bullying yo

>:-[

(http://poee.co.uk/boards/images/smiles/tank.gif)

Title: Re: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Cain on July 14, 2006, 12:35:53 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The unimportant one(1+5=6)

Is the 50 post rule still in effect?

Yes, but I know that wont stop you.

Sure it will.

This is the kindler, gentler TGRR, remember?

Besides, I can just let the hate build up and up and up as he approaches 50 posts...

I've got a bot watching this site, so I will know when the happy moment arrives...

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2006, 05:53:22 PM

Quote from: The unimportant one
I'm a discordian fundementalist,

:lol:

Where, O WHERE, is Efrim, now that we finally need him?

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Z³ on July 15, 2006, 06:55:35 PM

I'm a <label>.
I believe in <bullshit>

Title: The 6th right of a pope (1+5=6)
Post by: Felix on July 16, 2006, 08:23:32 PM

Painfully closed-minded, but very true.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The unimportant one on July 10, 2006, 06:19:21 PM