Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The unimportant one on July 13, 2006, 02:02:39 AM

Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 13, 2006, 02:02:39 AM
"for eris did speak to me, and say: Put it all in one spot"
To which I replied: "You want me to fuck you?"
and she did say:
"that too, but I meant the literature"
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9937/c1vg.jpg)[/img]
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 13, 2006, 02:04:04 AM
DOES ANYONE KNOA WHERE YUO CAN HOST A 3 GIGABYTE JPEG?
Title: Re: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 02:59:10 AM
Quote from: The unimportant one"for eris did speak to me, and say: Put it all in one spot"
To which I replied: "You want me to fuck you?"
and she did say:
"that too, but I meant the literature"
and we did fornicate, and I did seek hosting Ideas from among the forum brethren.

and then Eris spoke, and said:
"verily, who shall win the 1992 elections?"
And I replied
"uh, that already happened. Clinton won"
and She became saddened, and decide to fornicate again.
Upon hearing this from her, I was overjoyed, yet confused as to her reasoning.
  And she did say: "You, know koresh was an erisian, he just didn't know it."
And I did go back to the communtiy for help, confused by goddess's Politics.

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Alright, Here goes:
I want to design a site that has manydiscordian texts online, all in one place, and allows the user to submit their own works for addons.
Anyone know good free hosting?
I need to have large file space(at least 3 gb) as well as ability to post pdf and photoshop files, plus high bandwidth.

I didn't actually read any of that, because your sig pisses me off.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: mexicanbadderinfection on July 13, 2006, 03:43:08 AM
I enjoy his smaller sig, gotta love shiney Godess boobie.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: vexaph0d on July 13, 2006, 04:33:07 AM
(http://www.cwyohba.org/vexaphod/fixx0rd.png)
fixed.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 04:52:11 AM
Quote from: vexaph0d(http://www.cwyohba.org/vexaphod/fixx0rd.png)
fixed.

(http://poee.co.uk/boards/images/smiles/roglol.gif)

You, sir, are a fucking genius.
Title: Re: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 12:45:59 PM
Quote from: The unimportant one



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Alright, Here goes:
I want to design a site that has manydiscordian texts online, all in one place, and allows the user to submit their own works for addons.
Anyone know good free hosting?
I need to have large file space(at least 3 gb) as well as ability to post pdf and photoshop files, plus high bandwidth.


I believe it's called poee.co.uk
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: on July 13, 2006, 01:05:56 PM
That sig is pretty awesome.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 13, 2006, 04:01:47 PM
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9937/c1vg.jpg)
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 04:05:02 PM
Quote from: The unimportant oneGoddess wants me to do something more pdf oriented, with shamelessly ripped off pdf, as well as any pdf discordians load to the pending area. Also, we will have usernames for posting, but no forums.
NO NEWS, NO FORUMS, STRAIGHT PDF, is what goddess asks, and I may or may not comply. The sex isn't as good as eris used to be, so I'm not buying a domain for it.


Then get to it, asshat.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 13, 2006, 04:40:56 PM
But i needs to know me some good hosting
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 04:43:18 PM
Have you tried Googling it?
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2006, 04:44:07 PM
Quote from: The unimportant oneBut i needs to know me some good hosting

Try geocities.  That should work for you.   :D
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 07:59:07 PM
Quote from: The unimportant oneGoddess wants me to do something more pdf oriented, with shamelessly ripped off pdf, as well as any pdf discordians load to the pending area. Also, we will have usernames for posting, but no forums.
NO NEWS, NO FORUMS, STRAIGHT PDF, is what goddess asks, and I may or may not comply. The sex isn't as good as eris used to be, so I'm not buying a domain for it.

Goddess doesn't give a rats ass about you or what you do.

Just saying.

TGRR,
Wonders WHAT is talking to you, though.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 13, 2006, 08:08:42 PM
I agree, tgrr. But she still bosses me around. what a bitch.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Goddess doesn't give a rats ass about you or what you do.

Just saying.



169% TROOF, etc etc.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: The unimportant oneI agree, tgrr. But she still bosses me around. what a bitch.

I doubt that's her.  

This is why you should never pray, or listen to the voices.

You never know what you're talking to.

TGRR,
Is pretty sure your taking directions from Spiro Agnew, or worse.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Goddess doesn't give a rats ass about you or what you do.

Just saying.



169% TROOF, etc etc.

*Eagerly awaits yet ANOTHER fucktarded lecture on laughing dancing children and a goddess that cares.*

Just fucking kill me now, okay?
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 08:26:25 PM
I think Eris is busy in Beruit, anyway.



She seems to enjoy walking amongst the bodies.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2006, 08:31:02 PM
Quote from: LMNOI think Eris is busy in Beruit, anyway.



She seems to enjoy walking amongst the bodies.

She has a thing for that, as I recall.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2006, 08:41:17 PM
What a bitch.


Then again,

Quote from: ErisOh.  Well, then stop.





Humanity,
-pwned.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: Felix on July 14, 2006, 12:30:25 AM
I wonder what Phobos and Deimos are up to these days.











Oh.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: AFK on July 14, 2006, 03:25:19 AM
Quote from: LMNOWhat a bitch.


Then again,

Quote from: ErisOh.  Well, then stop.





Humanity,
-pwned.

In these times methinks that part of the book is most poignant.  It just, cant, stop.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: the other anonymous on July 14, 2006, 07:54:08 AM
Quote from: The unimportant oneGoddess wants me to do something more pdf oriented, with shamelessly ripped off pdf, as well as any pdf discordians load to the pending area. Also, we will have usernames for posting, but no forums.
NO NEWS, NO FORUMS, STRAIGHT PDF, is what goddess asks, and I may or may not comply. The sex isn't as good as eris used to be, so I'm not buying a domain for it.

Don't rip my stuff off yet.

I'm in the proccess of re-hacking a typesetting dict for PS that'll make my old PDFs look juvenile by typesetting standards.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 14, 2006, 10:02:38 AM
What stuff? how can I know what not to If I don't know what you have?
My honor to all, If I know, I won't.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: That Guy on July 14, 2006, 10:06:27 AM
SEVEN POSTS.
(http://www.focomelos.com/focoblog/news/images/upimages/sadako.jpg)
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: the other anonymous on July 14, 2006, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: The unimportant oneWhat stuff? how can I know what not to If I don't know what you have?
My honor to all, If I know, I won't.

Those little buttons under each post that say stuff like "profile" or "PM" or "WWW"...

Truth be told, most of my stuff is other people's stuff anyway...
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: The unimportant one on July 14, 2006, 10:43:11 AM
Is that tarot the one designed here, or the original?
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2006, 07:19:13 AM
Quote from: The unimportant oneIs that tarot the one designed here, or the original?

The one on my site? It's the new that was designed here.

The old can be found by googling "Discordian Tarot".
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: Cain on July 17, 2006, 12:34:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOI think Eris is busy in Beruit, anyway.



She seems to enjoy walking amongst the bodies.

She has a thing for that, as I recall.

Dragging them, I thought.  Through the dust.  Sometimes while still alive.  Thats probably why she is the only deity I could ever worship, the old Eris.  She didn't take shit from anybody, and was mildly psychopathic.

QuoteWhat a bitch.


Then again,

Eris wrote:
Oh. Well, then stop.






Humanity,
-pwned.

Troof.
Title: Eris has spoken!
Post by: the other anonymous on July 18, 2006, 07:08:21 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: The unimportant oneblah blah

oh noez! blah blah !!!update!!! blah!


To finish this inter-thread discussion: everything's updated. (See the updates page for details.)

For the most part, all I did was rearrange the text on the page. People who don't care shouldn't.

-toa,
picky picky pico picky