Poll
Question:
Will you print this?
Option 1: yes
votes: 1
Option 2: no
votes: 8
http://www.emperornorton.org/1024/BigBucks.htm
check it out.
hi-res images of Eris' son's money
what am i looking for here, exactly?
Quote from: LHXwhat am i looking for here, exactly?
Apply that phrase to an expansive view of life.
I know, I'm evil, but that was a lead-in.
We should start designing our own currency, (note that in the US private can issue bonds/stock/giftcard, aka bonds = fair game, but currency w/o barter backing it, a date= crime.)
let's start Economic OM, with non discordian or subtle discordian refs on the note only, so as to make it seem like it's for real.
The only problem is actually making it worth something. In other words, when people give it to us, we actually have to do something. Promissary notes are worthless unless you can be kept to the promise and that would take effort.
However, you should start an American Monarchist movement to get relatives of the Emporer back in power.
Quote from: CainThe only problem is actually making it worth something. In other words, when people give it to us, we actually have to do something. Promissary notes are worthless unless you can be kept to the promise and that would take effort.
Indeed. Perhaps it would be more effective to print up notes that say, "this note entitles the bearer to one free backrub".
Quote from: CainHowever, you should start an American Monarchist movement to get relatives of the Emporer back in power.
Where do we find them, and will they be as benevolent?
But good Idea. Especially since He was.
I was thinking, in the early morning when I posted this, let's go salt.
It worked for the romans...
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6349/fnordnotes00012ov.jpg)
Quote from: The unimportant oneQuote from: CainHowever, you should start an American Monarchist movement to get relatives of the Emporer back in power.
Where do we find them, and will they be as benevolent?
But good Idea. Especially since He was.
I was thinking, in the early morning when I posted this, let's go salt.
It worked for the romans...
Does it matter if they're benevolent?
I think it would be funnier if they were total dicks.
Quote from: CainThe only problem is actually making it worth something. In other words, when people give it to us, we actually have to do something. Promissary notes are worthless unless you can be kept to the promise and that would take effort.
I have honor. I have memory. I keep promises after other people forget about them.
The effort is no prob, to me.
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The unimportant oneQuote from: CainHowever, you should start an American Monarchist movement to get relatives of the Emporer back in power.
Where do we find them, and will they be as benevolent?
But good Idea. Especially since He was(the son of eris).
I was thinking, in the early morning when I posted this, let's go salt.
It worked for the romans...
Does it matter if they're benevolent?
I think it would be funnier if they were total dicks.
[pseudo-nationalism] But this is america we're talking about. NO WAY IN THUD will we get one stated if they are dicks. We still love our selective freedoms, and don't like open dictators.[/pseudo-natonalism]
Quotewe discordians must learn to be practical
Quote from: The unimportant oneQuote from: CainThe only problem is actually making it worth something. In other words, when people give it to us, we actually have to do something. Promissary notes are worthless unless you can be kept to the promise and that would take effort.
I have honor. I have memory. I keep promises after other people forget about them.
The effort is no prob, to me.
NO TRUST
Time=Money
The notes should be legal tender for time.
my time is FAR too valuable to be distributed amongst the unwashed masses as legal tender.
YUO CANNOT AFFORD.
Quote from: The unimportant oneQuote from: CainHowever, you should start an American Monarchist movement to get relatives of the Emporer back in power.
Where do we find them, and will they be as benevolent?
But good Idea. Especially since He was.
I was thinking, in the early morning when I posted this, let's go salt.
It worked for the romans...
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6349/fnordnotes00012ov.jpg)
As benevolent as WHAT?
Quote from: East Coast Hustlemy time is FAR too valuable to be distributed amongst the unwashed masses as legal tender.
YUO CANNOT AFFORD.
Fucker. Beat me to it.
Quote from: East Coast Hustlemy time is FAR too valuable to be distributed amongst the unwashed masses as legal tender.
YUO CANNOT AFFORD.
Do you really believe that?
no.
I KNOW that.
Quote from: East Coast Hustleno.
I KNOW that.
Oh. Carry on then.