O, that you leave me, grayfaced and dull, dumb and depraved, may you be cast away? What aneris doth make me not to sleep,
and have no humor?
May the aneritic face leave!
but alas, not, for the caffeine, sweet soma, bad and good the same.
O goddess, o gods, I beg thee, aid my brain to not think!
No! Don't kill me eris! What? Oh. No, I'm not interested in illuminati porn, Lord Coelocanth.
+5 points for "coelocanth".
-5 points for overuse of Aneris.
So, you come out even.
written at 3 in the morning.