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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: AFK on August 17, 2006, 06:30:06 PM

Title: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on August 17, 2006, 06:30:06 PM
Have you ever driven down one of THOSE streets.  Everyone lives near or in a city or town that has one.  It's that street you turn onto, and you start driving, and you look around, and you see it.  Utter despair.  No, really, plain, 100%, made in the good ol U.S.A. despair.  Buildings that haven't been occupied since 1986, people sitting on benches staring at their cigarrette, the one guy in a shirt and tie who has obviously turned down the wrong corner, and the Christian Mission.  Yep, it's the American Dream alive and well.  Yes, that was sarcasm.  And not nearly biting enough.

Do you even realize how bad things are here?  We're talking about poor "backwards" folks overseas blowing themselves up.  Have you seen the guy on the corner who is slowly killing himself swilling whiskey because he can't afford to do anything else?  No one will hire him.  No one will look at him.  Maybe he brought it on himself, maybe he got laid off, maybe he's not alone in his head.  But who's trying to do anything about it?  Really, who do you think is actually, actively trying to do anything about it?  That's right pal.  Nobody.

The Salvation Army, Goodwill, Missions, Shelters, it's all window dressing.  We've abandoned so many people here in the U.S. it's not even funny.  They've been written off and thrown out like stale bread.  The American Dream wasn't for them.  It was never intended to be.  Because they don't have the T.V. telling them so.  They are just collateral damage which seems perfectly acceptable the the American Government.  They are like the houses that must be plowed over to buiild that bypass.  Just worthless detritus to be paved over while constructing The American Way.  The body count grows every day.  This is a war that never ends.  The Machine will slowly, but surely, consume more and more. 

But, the good little Americans shouldn't worry about it.  Just keep watching your 'Reality' TV and ignore the Real Reality that is most likely right outside your door as we speak.  And next time you drive down THAT street you might want to scope out a nice patch of pavement.  Because don't be so sure that you won't be right there with them. 

There is no safety net anywhere!!!!
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 06:38:55 PM
Holy shit.






RWHN
-is a prophet.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on August 17, 2006, 06:43:07 PM
Being unemployed has given me some bitter enlightenment. 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on October 03, 2010, 02:52:28 PM
self-serving bump
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Adios on October 03, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
That 3rd paragraph, wow.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Juana on October 03, 2010, 06:48:16 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 03, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
That 3rd paragraph, wow.
This. Also, we have entire sections of the city like that here. Houses falling down, boarded up, with weeds a foot high in the front yard. A sense of despair heavy in the air like fog from hell.
Someday I'll get out there with a camera.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Phox on October 03, 2010, 06:55:06 PM
I can neither laugh nor cry, nor even put words to how this makes me feel.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: The Wizard on October 03, 2010, 06:57:21 PM
So yeah. This is pretty much the town I live in.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on October 04, 2010, 12:29:12 AM
Also, please to note, I wrote this shit BEFORE the economic collapse.  You should see this shit today.  :horrormirth:

I'm pretty sure LMNO set this one to music. 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: LMNO on October 04, 2010, 04:35:09 PM
It's on one of the POEECasts, I believe.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 01:52:52 AM
Bump.  This was a pretty good one.  I wish I still had the inspiration and motivation to write shit like this. 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Worm Rider on November 09, 2011, 03:41:26 AM
Seven billion people on the planet now.  Seven thousand-million, as the Brits like to say. We are all a renewable resource. What makes you so special? We can make another one just like you. We have too many of  you already. We have to stop new people from coming in. We have all the good stuff here. We have manicured front lawns, power-blown free of desiccated leaves by Mexican immigrants. We have strawberries in Publix for two-fifty a pint, picked by illegal immigrant women with babies deformed from pesticide exposure. We are in a state of emergency. We can't afford to leave no man behind. If you can't pull your own weight, then fuck you. Progress is a lie we tell ourselves to shield us from the horrors of the future. People have been living and dying on the streets for as long as there have been streets. We have all, from the oldest to the youngest among us, grown up and lived in times where people have left others to die to save their own asses, or to save their own pensions, or slice of the pie. Seven billion people. And growing. So what if we lose one or two? So what if that guy is sad and drunk and sleeps huddled on a park bench specifically designed to deter laying down with a strategic placement of perpendicular boards? There are seven million, no sorry, Seven Billion more to take his place in the human struggle for...what? Humanity? Decency? Love? Fuck that guy. Let him rot in the name of Justice For All!
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 07:08:04 AM
Oh, look, RWHN used to have a soul.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!

If he's gonna have some kind of nervous breakdown and bump every thread he started in 2006, he's probably gonna have to deal with a snarky comment or two from the people he's deliberated baited and alienated over the last year. :)
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 09, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!

If he's gonna have some kind of nervous breakdown and bump every thread he started in 2006, he's probably gonna have to deal with a snarky comment or two from the people he's deliberated baited and alienated over the last year. :)

I would have to argue that he's been on the receiving end of the same.  It goes both ways. 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:23:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 09, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!

If he's gonna have some kind of nervous breakdown and bump every thread he started in 2006, he's probably gonna have to deal with a snarky comment or two from the people he's deliberated baited and alienated over the last year. :)

I would have to argue that he's been on the receiving end of the same.  It goes both ways. 

People who won't give straight answers often tend to feel baited when people ask them straight questions. Boo fucking hoo.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 04:50:45 PM
The New Math

1 = Every.

Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:50:45 PM
The New Math

1 = Every.



:lulz: As far as I know, it could be the only thread you started in 2006. But you have been bumping your old threads the last couple of days, for whatever reason. Nervous breakdown, butthurt, feelings of low self-worth. Who knows?
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
Yep, two is a really big number isn't it? 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 05:17:18 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
Yep, two is a really big number isn't it? 

Only when it's you, RWHN. Only when it's you.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 05:24:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!

This makes more sense if it's in reference to RWHN. :lulz:
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 05:26:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 09, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Oh, look, somebody's having bowel control issues. Cleanup on aisle 5!

If he's gonna have some kind of nervous breakdown and bump every thread he started in 2006, he's probably gonna have to deal with a snarky comment or two from the people he's deliberated baited and alienated over the last year. :)

I would have to argue that he's been on the receiving end of the same.  It goes both ways. 

I can't think of anyone else here who only starts threads about one single subject with the intention of baiting the rest of the board into a debate in which the side that originates the debate flat-out refuses to have the debate in good faith or with even a modicum of intellectual integrity.

Well, I can, but it's people like DK, AKK, IANAR, etc.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 05:45:13 PM
Kinda why I thought he was trolling. Well, I still think he's trolling, actually.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 05:48:03 PM
I'm just giving you and ECH what you want.  What can I say, I'm a giver!  ;)
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
And a mind-reader, apparently, since you were "giving us what we want" before we decided that your behavior warranted it.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 09, 2011, 06:45:48 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 09, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
And a mind-reader, apparently, since you were "giving us what we want" before we decided that your behavior warranted it.

No, no; you see, when we complained about him being evasive and circular, obviously that was because we wanted him to be evasive and circular, so that's how he knows that being evasive and circular is in response to our complaining about it.

And besides, I don't know what context the past has in this conversation. It's apples to oranges.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 07:06:06 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 09, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
And a mind-reader, apparently, since you were "giving us what we want" before we decided that your behavior warranted it.

Predictable behavior is predictable. 
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 07:45:03 PM
Oh that's right....we acted exactly how you wanted us to.

IT WAS ALL A SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT!
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:nigel:
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2011, 07:46:36 PM
Trix, please give RWHN his account back.

Thanks.
Title: Re: RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 #2
Post by: AFK on November 09, 2011, 07:55:05 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 09, 2011, 07:45:03 PM
Oh that's right....we acted exactly how you wanted us to.

IT WAS ALL A SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT!
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:nigel:

Well, no, you went a bit further than I expected.  I guess we could call it a breakthrough?