TWO Vietnams for the price of ONE! Act now! Soldiers are limited!
How much would you pay for that? Don't answer yet!
You also get Uncle Joe's patented Gulag,Ñ¢ treatment for unsightly smudgy people! AND Chairman Mao's Dissident Cure All,Ñ¢! A Tienamen Square in every town!
NOW how much would you pay? But WAIT! There's MORE!
We'll throw in - ABSOLUTELY FREE - a staggering debt that will be around for your GREAT GRANDCHILDREN to enjoy! And if you call in the next 2 years, we'll even toss in a FREE bag of US Constitution Brand Confetti!
NOW how much would you pay?
This would retail in South America for $86,000,000 per year, but NOW you get it for the low, low price of what's left of your soul!
Call now! Or we'll detain your wife and kids!
If you could throw in a free mentally retarded caretaker to run the whole thing then you can have what's left of my soul. Course there's nothing left of my soul I traded it for some chemicals.
Only up to the great grandchildren?
Optimist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2006, 04:00:47 AM
TWO Vietnams for the price of ONE! Act now! Soldiers are limited!
How much would you pay for that? Don't answer yet!
You also get Uncle Joe's patented Gulag,Ñ¢ treatment for unsightly smudgy people! AND Chairman Mao's Dissident Cure All,Ñ¢! A Tienamen Square in every town!
NOW how much would you pay? But WAIT! There's MORE!
We'll throw in - ABSOLUTELY FREE - a staggering debt that will be around for your GREAT GRANDCHILDREN to enjoy! And if you call in the next 2 years, we'll even toss in a FREE bag of US Constitution Brand Confetti!
NOW how much would you pay?
This would retail in South America for $86,000,000 per year, but NOW you get it for the low, low price of what's left of your soul!
Call now! Or we'll detain your wife and kids!
:mittens: