Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2006, 04:00:47 AM

Title: Rev Roger, Missive #3: Ron Popieo, Eat Your Heart Out.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2006, 04:00:47 AM
TWO Vietnams for the price of ONE!  Act now!  Soldiers are limited! 

How much would you pay for that?  Don't answer yet!

You also get Uncle Joe's patented Gulag,Ñ¢ treatment for unsightly smudgy people!  AND Chairman Mao's Dissident Cure All,Ñ¢!  A Tienamen Square in every town!

NOW how much would you pay?  But WAIT!  There's MORE!

We'll throw in - ABSOLUTELY FREE - a staggering debt that will be around for your GREAT GRANDCHILDREN to enjoy!  And if you call in the next 2 years, we'll even toss in a FREE bag of US Constitution Brand Confetti!

NOW how much would you pay?

This would retail in South America for $86,000,000 per year, but NOW you get it for the low, low price of what's left of your soul!

Call now!  Or we'll detain your wife and kids!
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Missive #3: Ron Popieo, Eat Your Heart Out.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 24, 2006, 10:24:24 AM
If you could throw in a free mentally retarded caretaker to run the whole thing then you can have what's left of my soul. Course there's nothing left of my soul I traded it for some chemicals.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Missive #3: Ron Popieo, Eat Your Heart Out.
Post by: That Guy on October 25, 2006, 12:52:58 AM
Only up to the great grandchildren?

Optimist.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Missive #3: Ron Popieo, Eat Your Heart Out.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 25, 2006, 07:36:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2006, 04:00:47 AM
TWO Vietnams for the price of ONE!  Act now!  Soldiers are limited! 

How much would you pay for that?  Don't answer yet!

You also get Uncle Joe's patented Gulag,Ñ¢ treatment for unsightly smudgy people!  AND Chairman Mao's Dissident Cure All,Ñ¢!  A Tienamen Square in every town!

NOW how much would you pay?  But WAIT!  There's MORE!

We'll throw in - ABSOLUTELY FREE - a staggering debt that will be around for your GREAT GRANDCHILDREN to enjoy!  And if you call in the next 2 years, we'll even toss in a FREE bag of US Constitution Brand Confetti!

NOW how much would you pay?

This would retail in South America for $86,000,000 per year, but NOW you get it for the low, low price of what's left of your soul!

Call now!  Or we'll detain your wife and kids!


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