What's the matter, Bunkie? You say that some jackass with one schtick to his name derailed your thread? You say he didn't take your cherished beliefs seriously, and told jokes while you were busy enlightening people with your informed and dearly held opinions?
You say he giggles like a loon at inappropriate times, and has badwrong ideas about authority, moral or otherwise? You say he responds to your carefully crafted manifestos with a one-liner? That he acts like he has a head full of broken glass, and a heart full of hate for all that is just and decent and good? You say he refuses to take sides between the two packs of dumbasses that pretend to oppose each other, like every good American should?
You say that the worst part is that you halfway believe that he really thinks this way, and isn't just clowning? That he REALLY despises America and apple pie and rainy days and long walks in the park? You're beginning to think that he isn't joking when he makes fun of the president and the free market,Ñ¢? And maybe you think that he shouldn't be allowed to run loose?
Well, you'd be right, Bunkie, because - as a Subgenius,Ñ¢ - he is all this and more. He, and at least 100,000 people like him really DO despise this toxic dump we like to call "modern civilization", and he'll do everything he can to jam up the gears with his asshattery...Whether through daily crap like malfunctioning toilets and ATMs, to buggering with a federal election, albeit peripherally (and legally, too, which makes it even funnier).
He really DOES laugh at the GOP and the pathetic Dems and the clowns in the so-called "third parties". He really IS totally opposed to everything that most of you hold dear (which, incidentally, isn't what you SAY you hold dear). He really DOES have contempt for the "mainstream"...in fact, he believes that the "mainstream" IS the problem, not the litmus test for a solution.
He, and those like him, of course, are powerless. Tell yourself this, and ignore the fact that there are thousands more like him, and more every day, and that while one termite can't eat a house, 100,000+ termites will tear that sucker down, eventually...and you can't even see the damage until it is too late.
So, Bunkie, you'd better get cracking. Kill Roger, and everyone like him, before he wrecks your precious America, keys your SUV, corrupts the children, does something perverse to your dawg, and barbeques the cat (again). You don't even have to feel BAD about killing him, because he really isn't like you. He doesn't see the value of traditional American beliefs. He doesn't appreciate all that modern culture and the Free Market,Ñ¢ has brought you, and - worst of all - he's proud of these facts.
Kill the brute, before he rants again.
Or kill me.
Amen :mittens:
Mighty rant.
*is starting to think "modern culture" is a contradiction in terms*
Nicely said, TGRR!
Nice one. Although I have a question, one which I've been asking my self for a while, who's fault is it for the current condition of the mainstream in America. I'm thinking it may be the kids, but they'll follow what ever's cool for the most part until they learn to think for themselves. Even rebellion twoards the mainstream is just another perspective of being cool, the rebels(punks, goths, etc.) have their own culture which isn't mainstream, but it's still somthing they conform too and follow.
So who's fault is it?
The CoN.
Everyone who's ever lived, up until this moment. Who else?
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on November 06, 2006, 04:58:20 AM
Nice one. Although I have a question, one which I've been asking my self for a while, who's fault is it for the current condition of the mainstream in America. I'm thinking it may be the kids, but they'll follow what ever's cool for the most part until they learn to think for themselves. Even rebellion twoards the mainstream is just another perspective of being cool, the rebels(punks, goths, etc.) have their own culture which isn't mainstream, but it's still somthing they conform too and follow.
So who's fault is it?
The Active and The Inactive
the prisoners and the guards.
(who are also prisoners)
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 06, 2006, 02:24:09 PM
the prisoners and the guards.
(who are also prisoners)
meta-prisoners FTW.
Woots to ECH.