Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 09, 2003, 02:56:41 AM

Title: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 09, 2003, 02:56:41 AM
RANT 20
Normal


?¨Normal, the illusion that will not die, deserves large-scale public abuse.?Æ
-Lucy Gwin

?¨Here we are now. Entertain us.?Æ
-Kurt Cobain
(famous abuser of ?´normal??)

How many of you know that the word ?´normal?? was invented in 1877 by the father of eugenics, Francis Galton? How many of you are horrified at the exterminations of population groups (Jews, Gypsies, Ukraines, and Poles) carried out by the Third Reich, but know nothing about the exterminations of other people declared ?´unfit??, such as homosexuals, the ?´insane??, the handicapped, habitual criminals, occultists, ?´perverts??, etc? (Exterminations of which other governments such as the USA carried out long after WWII.) How many of you out there believe that you are smarter than those who are ?´normal?? and then sneer down at them? If you believe you are not normal, it is simply because you probably feel superior to ?´normal??. In which case, the idea of ?´normal?? is still the criterion by which you define yourself. How many of you out there could actually break free of this trap of ?´normal??? And what exactly does it mean to be normal as opposed to different? And why does it matter? I would venture to say that it matters because we all know what happens to people who are considered abnormal. In the USA, you have the right to live your own lifestyle, so long as it is normal. All differences must be socially acceptable and therefore normal?ñwhat can be called standard deviations.

Please remember that the word ?´statistics?? comes from ?´state arithmetic?? and was originally intended to be a way that the State could keep tabs and control over its population. By DUMBing down the so-called normal majority, educating (inculcating) the superiors, and getting rid of the inferiors, equality could be achieved. That is why we have the Robert Anton Wilson quote that ?¨Society is everywhere in conspiracy against intelligence.?Æ Who would be considered inferior and superior and ?´the mean?? is, as we all know, arbitrarily determined by the State??s belief systems and perspectives.

How do we break free from the illusive chains of ?´normal?? that have enslaved humanity??s collective imagination? Becoming ODD is one way. Smashing the mediocre mindsets that insist on ?´normalcy?? is another way. They will try to make ODD another standard deviation that can be properly controlled by drugs, entertainment, and re-education. But we can make sure that ODD remains ODD. Normal is just one more word that is used to keep you in ?´your place??, a predetermined existence that some authority has dictated. And the State, the Church (Religion or Science), and the Self all conspire to keep you in reliance upon their dogmas of fitting in and being normal. So smash the DUMB triumvirate with some healthy ODD laughter. Normalcy is simply what happens when a society is swamped by stupidity to the point where anyone with a functioning mind is ridiculed for not being as stupid/closed-minded/ignorant as the rest.

It is time to make the abuse of ?´normal?? a normal everyday ODD occurrence. Why? Why not just be free ourselves and not worry about the rest of society rapidly sinking into the tyranny of DUMB normalcy? Well?ñwe could abuse ?´normal?? simply because it is more entertaining than watching the idiot box. Abusing normalcy is sure to provide us with years of laughter and amazement. Normal is DUMB after all, and it is small-minded, gray, and timid, while carrying a huge weapon known as the State.

Equality can only be achieved among equals?ñnot among the normal, because the normal are DUMBed down into mental conformity?ñto the point where any true differences are perceived as ?´ungodly threats?? or ?´extreme lunacies?? or ?´fringe lifestyles?? or whatever other terms. The normal are not open minded enough to act as equals. They need to be liberated first. And why liberate them? Because you and I both know that they are equals whether they think so or not. You want to see them free because you aren??t so sure of your own grasp on freedom yourself. ?¨There but for the grace of chaos go I?ñ?Æ On the one hand, you don??t want to allow the lemming like people enthralled to normal DUMB to swamp you for going to far. On the other hand, a true direct action of Operation Mindfuck is done in such a way that the possibility of you being punished for doing it never enters the equation. Laws are normal. Operation Mindfuck is beyond normal and wouldn??t register in any Law.

So go on. Entertain yourself by abusing normal. You might just open a few minds in the process and it??s a lot of fun.


(Aftermath 47th, 3169 / December 5th, 2003)
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2011, 08:26:29 PM
7 year late pity bump.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2011, 08:36:39 PM
1/10 stabbinations. 

I'm being generous. 
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2011, 08:37:14 PM
UUUUUNNNGH!


and



YARGANARGANARG.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Phox on February 10, 2011, 11:19:23 PM
What did I just read? Seriously, someone please explain it to me.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2011, 11:26:52 PM
A tragedy of self awareness.  :lol:
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Phox on February 10, 2011, 11:32:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 10, 2011, 11:26:52 PM
A tragedy of self awareness.  :lol:

It makes me want to beat small, cute things with blunt objects.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2011, 11:34:19 PM
That might be due to the fact that you have "thoughts".
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 12:09:06 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 10, 2011, 11:34:19 PM
That might be due to the fact that you have "thoughts".
:lol:
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Don Coyote on February 11, 2011, 01:25:25 AM
I enjoyed this greatly. It reminds me of the retards I work for. I gain some comfort in knowing that I am not the only person who has retards of this...


WTF AM I WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KILL EVERYTHING NAO!@!!!!!!!!!!!@$&@#$^*&^%(#&*$
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 02:14:29 AM
Yup. It was stupid then, and it's still stupid now.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.

:roll:

It's still an empty gesture, with nobody here to defend it.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:40:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.

:roll:

It's still an empty gesture, with nobody here to defend it.
As empty as starting a pointless argument over it?
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:44:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:40:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.

:roll:

It's still an empty gesture, with nobody here to defend it.
As empty as starting a pointless argument over it?

Well at least you're present for it.  But no, this looks similar to me to the recent shit with Nigel and Lys.  A few people with actual connections to the events in question, then more chirping to make it worse.  At least, in this case, we won't lose a valuable member because of it.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 11, 2011, 06:04:43 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/rm8jf9.png)

This is what I took away from that rant.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.

:roll:

It's still an empty gesture, with nobody here to defend it.

Trust me, if Hugh was still around, it would be an empty defense.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 11, 2011, 03:36:42 PM
Seriously, this shit sat out there for 8 years and a few months before anyone made the first comment and the concern is he (who was/is/will continue to be a class a shithead) isn't here to defend himself? 

He'd probably pee his pants in joy because someone actually commented on his shit.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

Yes.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 03:39:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 11, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?
We are discussing the post and not the person. I don't think that talking about how stupid we think a post is qualifies as "attacking" someone.

:roll:

It's still an empty gesture, with nobody here to defend it.

Well, stop the :shortbus:, EOC wants to get off.

Hugh's threads are like voodoo dolls. 
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 11, 2011, 04:22:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 03:39:29 PM

Hugh's threads are like voodoo dolls.  

Full of fluff and good for nothing?
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.

And what's this "we" shit, anyway?
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
Hugh's a troubled dude.  I think poking him with sticks is just poking him with sticks.  He was a horrible cunty bastard to a lot of folks here, and I totally get whacking away at him since he took himself so damned seriously while he was here and yet was such an ass as a mod.  He dicked Bella over on her site (in my defense, sure, but it was ill judged and I feel bad he did it against Fnordie) and got de-modded for it.

Anyway, he'll never come back here.  And who knows if he lurks.  I had some fun with him on Bella's site before he became such a nutter, but I never knew him over here.  Chances are if I'd had known him, I probably would've been too disgusted to deal.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.

And what's this "we" shit, anyway?

Personally, I have more of a beef against Mol.  But that's just me.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.

YOU, ROGER, LMNO - OLD GUARD ASIDE.  Step aside, old guard!  I understand that you guys have a history with Hugh.  Fire away.

There is a trend of someone saying "I don't like this," and a bunch of people with absolutely no connection to the events in question come in going "SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH."  When that happens with current users on the board, it's understandable that the chimers-in will have some kind of opinion of the person they're dogpiling.  When it happens to someone none of them know, it raises some questions.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: hooplala on February 11, 2011, 04:29:23 PM
I have a huge beef with Hugh (as Roger knows very well) and I fully approve of any and all poking with sticks.  Preferably well sharpened sticks.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: hooplala on February 11, 2011, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.

YOU, ROGER, LMNO - OLD GUARD ASIDE.  Step aside, old guard!  I understand that you guys have a history with Hugh.  Fire away.

There is a trend of someone saying "I don't like this," and a bunch of people with absolutely no connection to the events in question come in going "SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH."  When that happens with current users on the board, it's understandable that the chimers-in will have some kind of opinion of the person they're dogpiling.  When it happens to someone none of them know, it raises some questions.

There is some truth to what you are saying, but again, none of the people you are criticizing, that I saw, made personal attacks.  They were commenting that the post itself was shit, which it is.

The reason it had ZERO responses is because there were some days when Hugh would throw ten of these piles of shit up and expected to be blown over it.  ALL of his rants are essentially the same thing, with different coats of paint.

Fuck Hugh, fuck him in the neck.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:34:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 11, 2011, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 11, 2011, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
The old guard aside, are we now attacking people who we've had no beef with and aren't here to defend themselves?

There is, in fact, nobody on the internet whom we have MORE beef with than the pompous twunt who wrote the OP.

YOU, ROGER, LMNO - OLD GUARD ASIDE.  Step aside, old guard!  I understand that you guys have a history with Hugh.  Fire away.

There is a trend of someone saying "I don't like this," and a bunch of people with absolutely no connection to the events in question come in going "SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH."  When that happens with current users on the board, it's understandable that the chimers-in will have some kind of opinion of the person they're dogpiling.  When it happens to someone none of them know, it raises some questions.

There is some truth to what you are saying, but again, none of them that I saw made personal attacks.  They were commenting that the post itself was shit, which it is.

The reason it had ZERO responses is because there were some days when Hugh would throw ten of these piles of shit up and expected to be blown over it.  ALL of his rants are essentially the same thing, with different coats of paint.

Fuck Hugh, fuck him in the neck.

Agreed.  I apologize for stirring shit (which was not my intention).  Those who didn't know the guy are, in fact, not insulting him (as Phox did point out).
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 04:37:14 PM
Let's all make up with a round of Tequila. 
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 04:38:04 PM
And perhaps a bucket of claw shrimp.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: hooplala on February 11, 2011, 04:40:04 PM
Face raping bats?
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2011, 04:45:12 PM
I thought it was an alright rant until the second paragraph when he starts talking about statistics. It was hard for me to read the rest of it at that point.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 05:02:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 04:45:12 PM
I thought it was an alright rant until the second paragraph when he starts talking about statistics. It was hard for me to read the rest of it at that point.

Hugh was Master of TL;DR posts that really had no point.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 11, 2011, 05:06:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 05:02:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 04:45:12 PM
I thought it was an alright rant until the second paragraph when he starts talking about statistics. It was hard for me to read the rest of it at that point.

Hugh was Master of TL;DR posts that really had no point.

Yeah, I can see that. I had to force myself through this one.
Title: Re: Rant 20: Normal
Post by: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 05:10:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 05:06:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 05:02:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 04:45:12 PM
I thought it was an alright rant until the second paragraph when he starts talking about statistics. It was hard for me to read the rest of it at that point.

Hugh was Master of TL;DR posts that really had no point.

Yeah, I can see that. I had to force myself through this one.

Hope it's your last.  I mean, life's short and all.