Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: LHX on November 23, 2006, 07:26:31 PM

Title: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: LHX on November 23, 2006, 07:26:31 PM
this fuckin sentimental nonsense

like there need to be a particular day where people take a 'time out' from demolishing the planet to get nostalgic about family and eating food

motherfuck

i give thanks for the way i some how keep waking up without trying after every time i fall asleep

thankful that the Powers That Be,Ñ¢ give me just enough room that i dont yet have a excuse to wreck shit wiff impunity and say 'i had no choice'


no
but for truth

if i had to pick something that i was thankful for it be like:

thankful that i can see its only a matter of time before bad shit crumbles
and that there is good things thats enduring

thankful for a network of people that are working toward putting this process in motion

a network of people that provide enough re-enforcement to keep plugging away down this path

thankful i have contact with people that dont cry victim despite having been thrust into a unenviable situation


aight yo lets hold hands and sing now

or maybe go be thankful for some food that grows without effort
and manages to still grow despite our best attempts to fuck it up and accidentally kill all known life
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2006, 07:30:56 PM
I am thankful for different reasons.

I am thankful that despite the recent elections, urban renewal, and even Tony Danza, the world continues to deteriorate.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2006, 07:36:33 PM
Quotethankful that the Powers That Be,Ñ¢ give me just enough room that i dont yet have a excuse to wreck shit wiff impunity and say 'i had no choice'

True, they are suspiciously good at that, aren't they?

When is the other thanksgiving (not the far superior one in this thread, which should rightly be celebrated) happening anyway?
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: LHX on November 23, 2006, 07:47:04 PM
we had it in canada last month

but im watching this football and all they are doing are these got dam sappy thanksgiving promos
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2006, 07:53:43 PM
Alot of my classmates are Americans, someone I know is holding a party for 70 people, she has two turkeys which about equal to my bodyweight in her freezer right now.  For the middle of nowhere, we are a very international town here.  I'm even learning about Norwegian holidays.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 23, 2006, 10:25:55 PM
There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 


Edit:  never mind, the things I'm thankful are kind of pointless.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2006, 01:16:17 AM
I'm thankful for internet.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 24, 2006, 02:07:08 AM
Im thankful for bad british beer
hows that for pointless
:-)
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2006, 02:52:36 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on November 23, 2006, 10:25:55 PM
There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 



Yeah there is...getting up on a holiday (the day after Thanksgiving) at FOUR AM to go SHOPPING.

Let me say that again:  Getting up at FOUR AM on a HOLIDAY.

Now, THAT'S conditioning.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 24, 2006, 04:23:17 AM
I have every intention of not leaving my house tomorrow. 
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Cain on November 24, 2006, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2006, 02:52:36 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on November 23, 2006, 10:25:55 PM
There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 



Yeah there is...getting up on a holiday (the day after Thanksgiving) at FOUR AM to go SHOPPING.

Let me say that again:  Getting up at FOUR AM on a HOLIDAY.

Now, THAT'S conditioning.

Goddamn.  They haven't even conditioned us that well yet.  I get up at 6am on Christmas Eve, but thats only a half day anyway.

I'm not usually even asleep till 5am in the holidays.  Thats just creepy.
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: Jenne on November 24, 2006, 02:26:28 PM
Ebay calls today "National Sleep-In Day"...I wish.  I decided to get up at 5, not to shop, but to work.

Time and a half ftw.  *grateful she has a stay-at-home job*
Title: Re: LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks
Post by: B_M_W on November 24, 2006, 05:38:02 PM
I have to say that yesterday, as much as I hate the original premise and xtian undertones, I had a fucking good time. Drank lots of CH3CH2OH, had lots of DAMN GOOD FOOD (because my mom and dad fucking pwn in the kitchen), great company (we invited our ex-cabarae (sp?) singer neighbor over, and she is hilarious), and frankly it was the best day I've had in a while. Best meal, certainly.

Excuse me while I go heat up some leftovers.