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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on December 05, 2006, 04:13:47 PM

Title: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Cain on December 05, 2006, 04:13:47 PM
Socrates = greatest IRL troll ever, until he was permabanned from life.  :-(

http://www.unm.edu/~humanism/socvsjes.htm
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 05, 2006, 11:27:21 PM
oh HELL yeah.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Sepia on December 11, 2006, 09:11:44 PM
fucking excellent!
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Jasper on January 05, 2007, 08:36:43 AM
Wahah.  I love educated satire.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2007, 09:22:39 AM
Socrates - One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him.

Baby Jesus - Eat molten death you fucking pinko faggot!
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Discord on January 23, 2007, 12:40:19 PM
I love it too :)
But Socrates acts very immature by taking every Word litarally...

By doing that u could mock all and everything.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Cain on January 23, 2007, 12:41:47 PM
You say that like its a bad thing.  Jesus should be more accurate in his terms.  A philosopher he will never make.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Discord on January 23, 2007, 05:20:12 PM
well it IS a "bad" thing.
more accurate? should he list all the situation where jesus is "merciful" and all the situations he is not?
naa dont think so.

But ur right, he should be more accurate, but the thing has been exagerated at some points.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on February 12, 2007, 01:08:57 AM
lol that was great 
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: HunterRose on February 12, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
Fucking awesome dagnabbit
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: blankofcourse on February 16, 2007, 01:42:56 AM
superfun.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2007, 01:00:43 PM
good stuff. That was a totally great read.
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Lies on March 11, 2007, 04:03:08 AM
Yeah it reminds me of a debate I had one day when i fell asleep on the train ride home and ended up at another station, and had to get off.
I went to buy a drink from the kiesh, and this guy comes up to me and asks me if I'm a good AUSTRALIAN. He gives me a card with some questioneers that basically leading up to me asking if I'm a good CHRISTIAN.
There led a long and heavy debate with a guy about the nature of existance, and me just asking him lots of questions that destroy his logic wires.
I missed 2 trains getting this guy to explain it, and it was worth it, he ended up saying "I have to go check on a friend" and then left without coming back.
This African man was watching the whole thing and he came over and shook my hand and told me what a great arguement I had :P
Title: Re: Socrates vs Jesus
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 02:33:59 PM
entertaining  :thumb: