Rant 110
Three-Headed Mind Pollution
"The sky above changes. The land below changes. Animals and people are born, grow old, get sick and then die. Why is it surprising that the heart changes?"
-Taoist saying
"The Christians claimed that only their magic, which they called miracles, was the only true magic and that all other forms were superstition or of the Devil. The scientists today claim that only their magic, which they call technology, is the only true magic and all other forms are superstition or illusion. In short, heresy and plurality is always a threat to monotheists, whether of the theist or of the atheist variety."
-In Defense of Polytheology (an anonymous Pagan tract from the seventies)
"Multivalence is a threat to serious defenders of narrow-mindedness everywhere."
-Soror Nyx
"Until now all human history has been only a perpetual and bloody immolation of millions of poor human beings in honour of some pitiless abstraction -- God, country, power of state, national honour, historical rights, judicial rights, political liberty, public welfare."
-Michael Bakunin
Are you sick of no one agreeing with you? Are you tired of always being misunderstood? Have you reached the point where you have had it with trying to persuade people around you to lift their heads up for once and see the greater world beyond their prejudices and preferences? Too bad. It is the way it is, and perhaps you were only wasting your breath anyway. Suck it up and move along. No one else was put here on this planet to experience or see things the way you are now seeing them anyway. No amount of persuasion, coercion or shouting, is going to help. You can get angry and lash out by attacking the people around you, but how is that any different from any other purityrannical authoritarian?
Stop rallying around the flag of freedom. Better yet, stop rallying around any flag. Who cares what symbols or banners or sayings there are to help you avoid your lack of independence? Slavery is slavery, whether you call yourself a servant of a master or a servant of "freedom." Free yourself and let the rest go to hell or heaven or chaos, whichever of the three they fear most. You no longer have to ingest and assimilate their three-headed mind pollution.
Three-headed mind pollution is everywhere. Many people will tell you that this world, or society, or the "system," is wrong, corrupt, and/or evil...a machine that must be smashed. But that is nothing more than Fundamentalism talking. The Christian Fundamentalists consider the world to be under the thrall of Satan and thus the entire complex of cultures, societies, and economics is evil. They got the idea from one or more of the competing religious sects that are now known as Gnostic which were popular in the Roman world after 100A.D. In this dualistic idea, the spiritual world is pure and good, while the material world of flesh and desire is evil and nothing but slavery. You can see this same idea, lock stock and barrel, in much of the atheist or non-religious Marxist-based revolutionary socialist movements (and let's face it, the majority of non-religious revolutionary movements are Marxist-based), except that the Devil is replaced with Capitalism and the "pure and good" spiritual world is replaced by the future society of "worker councils" and socialist economic planning. There are good ideas in both. Even the religious version of this theme has some ideas of merit. But Fundamentalists of either version- or from some newer version that claims to not be influenced by either yet is just as predictable and dualistic as all of them- will not accept any other possibility but their own side of the story.
Hell, even those pitiful few who are Discordian Fundamentalists have infected themselves with the disease. You know the verbal symptoms: "Who the hell are you to tell me I am wrong? Discordians don't tell anyone they're wrong." (Hah! Guess again, sucker!) "You got angry. Nah, Greyface!" "Life is shit. Why are you wasting time talking about pie?" or "Can't we all just get along?" or even the latest "You think Erisianism is about balance?" (which is sort of the thing that defines Erisianism as distinct from those who prefer the term Discordian, except when it isn't) and other such nattering. It goes on and on and around and around. Sort of like the merry-go-round back in third grade, sometimes it can even be funny or fun.
It is more important for some people to prove their ideas correct than to help alleviate any misery or to change anything for the better or to help someone grow up. But that's okay, why waste your energy on hate for them when you can tap into an endless source of pity or laughter? (Fun for hours, satisfaction guaranteed. Perhaps the Tibetan Buddhists have got it right.) What does it matter? So long as you are curing yourself of three-headed mind pollution and are actively avoiding any further infections, you'll figure enough out to do what you need to do when you need to do it...and all that feel good self-help cliched junk. Just remember that if you really do wish to buy bottled air, there are multitudes of brands you can choose from....some of them are even satisfaction guaranteed.
So now some of you are whining about the mess, the blood and the smashed eggs and the cat piss all over the living room...pointing your little fingers all over at everyone else but yourselves (which is okay if you are just putting us on, or if you actually might not have contributed to the mess). But the mess is still there. Who wants to clean it up? (I'll wait for hands to raise....)
Yeah. See what I mean. As long as it is not in your backyard, right? But it is your backyard, and even if it isn't, what are you going to do when the zombies come looking to eat your brains? You can laugh and say that it will never happen, but look at who is running the US government. Not as impossible as you thought now, is it? (Sorry, wrong rant and wrong crowd.)
Yeah. See what I mean. Some of the loudest whiners and complainers about whatever messes they find or find themselves in are exactly the ones who made the messes (or contributed to them) in the first place. Are you willing to be crazy enough to exist and perhaps put something back on this planet from which you have sucked life and resources from, or are you just going to wait until Eris calls in your debts and gets at least some use from your body as fertilizer? Resistance is fertile. Few are called, many are chosen. And the cloud of three-headed mind pollution pathogens is hanging in the air like the hordes of gnats that infest the lakefront every summer. And I already asked you to stop picking your nose in public, freak. So stop it already before you get savagely mauled by a team of Jehovah's Witnesses who want you to buy their magazines and donate all of your gonads and strife to the Lord's Kingdom. It's a fate I wouldn't wish on even the vilest person. (There are much better methods of punishment anyway.) We Erisians are getting sick of cleaning up the messes that everyone else has created (we have our own damned messes to worry about and just wait until you see the cleaning bill) so why should we give a damn about every new fool who seems to think that making another mess is a great way to change things? Hah! Sucker! Keep doing the Lady's work even as you claim to not believe in Her. Keep crediting your destructive angstiness to the Discordian Society even though we told you that Discordianism is no excuse. If you want to make a name for yourself and your three-headed mind pollution infected mentations, go join a cult or something. You might as well. (There may be more money and perks involved in that sort of enterprise anyway. Hell, do it just for the fun to be had.)
Now, I know some of you wanted me to clearly spell out some symptoms of three-headed mind pollution, the etiology, and treatment options to round out this rant. But you all can do that for yourselves, don't you think? (Besides, what fun would it be to spell it out clearly, especially as all the clues to the above are in the previous paragraphs?)
August 9th, 2005
-Irreverend Hugh, KSC
(Driving under the influence of Salsa music and drums.)
QuoteFew are called, many are chosen.
Omg, Hugh, you're not reallllly Gordan B. Hinkley, are you?
QuoteAnd I already asked you to stop picking your nose in public, freak
I only do that in the privacy of my own bedroom, now.
Good rant.
Indeed, enjoy refeshing time.
This is why Hugh,TGRR,Turd,CSF,etc.are so important to discordianism.They are not afraid to critisize discordians and the state of discordianism.They keep us on our toes.They keep up from become a "Legitamate,Governmemt Recognized Religion(like Wicca has become).They prevent tyrants from rising up in our ranks and becoming like the Monotheists. They keep the New Agey Yanni wannabees at bay.
I may not always agree with what they say at times,or the way they may go about it,but I am glad they have the guts to say what needs to be said.
Goddess forbid discordianism ever becomes relevent.
Quote from: VerthaineThis is why Hugh,TGRR,Turd,CSF,etc.are so important to discordianism.They are not afraid to critisize discordians and the state of discordianism.They keep us on our toes.They keep up from become a "Legitamate,Governmemt Recognized Religion(like Wicca has become).They prevent tyrants from rising up in our ranks and becoming like the Monotheists. They keep the New Agey Yanni wannabees at bay.
I may not always agree with what they say at times,or the way they may go about it,but I am glad they have the guts to say what needs to be said.
Goddess forbid discordianism ever becomes relevent.
You're yelling into the void, Verthaine.
Hugh is trying to use his mod & admin status to make himself some kind "authority" in the Discordian paradigm.
Well, let him try. Authority figures = targets, IMO.
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Hugh writes a lot, and therefore has a loud voice, on the basis that he keeps the hole under his nose open.
Doesnt mean I agree with him.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Anyway, I just want to say that trying to define discord either by inclusion or exclusion, is ultimately futile. To put it simply, discord is what it isnt.
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeHugh writes a lot, and therefore has a loud voice, on the basis that he keeps the hole under his nose open.
Doesnt mean I agree with him.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Anyway, I just want to say that trying to define discord either by inclusion or exclusion, is ultimately futile. To put it simply, discord is what it isnt.
Whoops. Your "future prospects" just took a downturn. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeHugh writes a lot, and therefore has a loud voice, on the basis that he keeps the hole under his nose open.
Doesnt mean I agree with him.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Anyway, I just want to say that trying to define discord either by inclusion or exclusion, is ultimately futile. To put it simply, discord is what it isnt.
Whoops. Your "future prospects" just took a downturn. :lol:
I dont get it.
Is this some kind of
political thing.
I filed for my exemption status a LONG time ago.
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeHugh writes a lot, and therefore has a loud voice, on the basis that he keeps the hole under his nose open.
Doesnt mean I agree with him.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Anyway, I just want to say that trying to define discord either by inclusion or exclusion, is ultimately futile. To put it simply, discord is what it isnt.
Whoops. Your "future prospects" just took a downturn. :lol:
I dont get it.
Is this some kind of political thing.
I filed for my exemption status a LONG time ago.
You have failed to kiss Hugh's ass properly.
As a result, your "future prospects" have been adversely effected. :lol:
YUOR FUCKSTOCK IS ASSPRONE, NUTCOCKER!!111
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeHugh writes a lot, and therefore has a loud voice, on the basis that he keeps the hole under his nose open.
Doesnt mean I agree with him.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Anyway, I just want to say that trying to define discord either by inclusion or exclusion, is ultimately futile. To put it simply, discord is what it isnt.
Whoops. Your "future prospects" just took a downturn. :lol:
I dont get it.
Is this some kind of political thing.
I filed for my exemption status a LONG time ago.
You have failed to kiss Hugh's ass properly.
As a result, your "future prospects" have been adversely effected. :lol:
YUOR FUCKSTOCK IS ASSPRONE, NUTCOCKER!!111
Exempt.
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Exempt.
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Exempt.
You keep thinking that, peasant!
HUGH WILL PWN JOO!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Exempt.
You keep thinking that, peasant!
HUGH WILL PWN JOO!
Exempt.
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Exempt.
You keep thinking that, peasant!
HUGH WILL PWN JOO!
Exempt.
Oh. You ARE Hugh? :lol:
If so, let me conratulate you on being a 1st class smacktard.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strikeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: eighteen buddha strike
Exempt.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM GOD-EMPEROR HUGH!11
Your fuckstock IS, in fact, assprone, nutcocker.
Exempt.
You keep thinking that, peasant!
HUGH WILL PWN JOO!
Exempt.
Oh. You ARE Hugh? :lol:
If so, let me conratulate you on being a 1st class smacktard.
Exempt.
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Quote from: VerthaineThis is why Hugh,TGRR,Turd,CSF,etc.are so important to discordianism.They are not afraid to critisize discordians and the state of discordianism.They keep us on our toes.They keep up from become a "Legitamate,Governmemt Recognized Religion(like Wicca has become).They prevent tyrants from rising up in our ranks and becoming like the Monotheists. They keep the New Agey Yanni wannabees at bay.
I may not always agree with what they say at times,or the way they may go about it,but I am glad they have the guts to say what needs to be said.
Goddess forbid discordianism ever becomes relevent.
I think I understand what you are trying to say, I am just trying to figure out how much I agree with any of it. I was thinking about some of that this week. You are really good at putting things in perspective, which sometimes helps more than the rants themselves :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
I think I understand what you are trying to say, I am just trying to figure out how much I agree with any of it. I was thinking about some of that this week. You are really good at putting things in perspective, which sometimes helps more than the rants themselves :wink:
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Wasn't talking to you :P
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Wasn't whining either, wanna try for 3 strikes you're out?
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Takes one to know one :P
you know, it's OK to just admit that you keep stalking me because you think I'm dead sexy.
8)
I have been waiting for her to tell us all about it at EB&G :twisted:
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyou know, it's OK to just admit that you keep stalking me because you think I'm dead sexy.
8)
Sorry, kiddo you're just not my type. And at least half the people you are accusing me of being are someone else. :lol:
She's a terrible liar too :twisted:
Unfortunately,some of the people here are important to discordianism the way an asshole is essential to digestion. What they spew out may be good for the flowers,but goddess,it sure does stink to Limbo.
I really wonder how they can go through life being the Sphincter of Eris.
Doesn't it kind of affect their psyche adversely knowing that everything that comes out of them is pure shit.
Quote from: VerthaineUnfortunately,some of the people here are important to discordianism the way an asshole is essential to digestion. What they spew out may be good for the flowers,but goddess,it sure does stink to Limbo.
I really wonder how they can go through life being the Sphincter of Eris.
Doesn't it kind of affect their psyche adversely knowing that everything that comes out of them is pure shit.
You would think. You're my hero that you can keep your cool and sound so cool about everything all the time and not get dragged into the shit slinging. Maybe someday I'll be more like you :wink:
I doubt it since he's a big black brother and you are a white chic :twisted:
Quote from: DonkeyotayI doubt it since he's a big black brother and you are a white chic :twisted:
Actually, I think we are both part Native American. I may have more genetic similarity to him than I do to you :roll:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: DonkeyotayI doubt it since he's a big black brother and you are a white chic :twisted:
Actually, I think we are both part Native American. I may have more genetic similarity to him than I do to you :roll:
The return of the Cherohonkey. :roll:
Quote from: VerthaineUnfortunately,some of the people here are important to discordianism the way an asshole is essential to digestion. What they spew out may be good for the flowers,but goddess,it sure does stink to Limbo.
I really wonder how they can go through life being the Sphincter of Eris.
Doesn't it kind of affect their psyche adversely knowing that everything that comes out of them is pure shit.
You get used to the smell, after a decade or two.
That would be ChippeScotIriGermFrenDutcCanadian :roll: We've gone over this before.
Quote from: HughThree-headed mind pollution is everywhere. Many people will tell you that this world, or society, or the "system," is wrong, corrupt, and/or evil...a machine that must be smashed. But that is nothing more than Fundamentalism talking.
Yep.
I've seen that up close. So many of my friends who talk about "the machine" or "the system" and while the criticisms are valid, they have no idea what the system would be replaced with that could work any better....they just bitch, and assume that if everyone did it THEIR way, that we'd magically get along.
These are hippies, these are granola-heads, conflict resolution students, worshippers of the consensus paradigm...and COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.
Yeah, I'd love to see THEM run the show for a day. We'd still fall apart, just differently.
Yeah, that turned into a rant against passive granola-ism, I know. But substitute any genre, any belief system, and the result's the same - people who have a laundry list of complaints about how things SHOULDN'T be done, and no substantive offering as to how it SHOULD be done, or even COULD be.
:roll:
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: HughThree-headed mind pollution is everywhere. Many people will tell you that this world, or society, or the "system," is wrong, corrupt, and/or evil...a machine that must be smashed. But that is nothing more than Fundamentalism talking.
Yep.
I've seen that up close. So many of my friends who talk about "the machine" or "the system" and while the criticisms are valid, they have no idea what the system would be replaced with that could work any better....they just bitch, and assume that if everyone did it THEIR way, that we'd magically get along.
These are hippies, these are granola-heads, conflict resolution students, worshippers of the consensus paradigm...and COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.
Yeah, I'd love to see THEM run the show for a day. We'd still fall apart, just differently.
Yeah, that turned into a rant against passive granola-ism, I know. But substitute any genre, any belief system, and the result's the same - people who have a laundry list of complaints about how things SHOULDN'T be done, and no substantive offering as to how it SHOULD be done, or even COULD be.
:roll:
Welll..i do agree that Consensus resolution would not work well on a large scale but, I have seen it work in action..albeit not smoothly, but what ever does work completely smoothl?..One key ingredient is self-motivated people and cooperation..It has worked pretty well for the Rainbow Gatherings, which is at most 30,000 or so people, give or take a few thousand...With people who have a sense of responsibility and, some motivation, and the desire to take part in community and help others, a lot can happen..Of course there are always gonna be bliss-ninnys and vampires but, I have always gotten more out of the experience taking part, even if its in a small way like helping dig a shitter or going on a few water runs...But, until everyone on Earth reaches that certain level of conscious enlightenment and can function peacefully and responsibly...It will definitely never work...So we either got a long long long looooonnnnnnnngggg way to go or we are just DOOMED :shock: :twisted:
Yeah, I mean, I've seen CR principles in action as well Donk, I know they work when applied correctly, and some people are just good hard workers and/or strong leaders even if they have granola-esque tendencies(myself included, I may be all peace love and understanding but I can also put a boot in a lazy ass when necessary) but mainly it's the whole subsect of "Fight the power, man!" burnouts who think that eating the odd organic apple and smoking tons of pot is the way to somehow "rebel"....well, whatever! Doesn't mean spit how long you can hold that hit if the garden never gets planted, or the bad guy gets re-elected, now DOES it?
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: HughThree-headed mind pollution is everywhere. Many people will tell you that this world, or society, or the "system," is wrong, corrupt, and/or evil...a machine that must be smashed. But that is nothing more than Fundamentalism talking.
Yep.
I've seen that up close. So many of my friends who talk about "the machine" or "the system" and while the criticisms are valid, they have no idea what the system would be replaced with that could work any better....
1. I always figured Hugh for a statist.
2. Who said anything about making things BETTER?
Quote from: Verthaine
Goddess forbid discordianism ever becomes relevent.
Awomen!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
You're yelling into the void, Verthaine.
Hugh is trying to use his mod & admin status to make himself some kind "authority" in the Discordian paradigm.
Well, let him try. Authority figures = targets, IMO.
Hehhehehe! That's the funniest shit you have said yet. And ironic for you to say.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1. I always figured Hugh for a statist.
2. Who said anything about making things BETTER?
You must be outta your Bobdamned mind.
statism is statism, regardless of whether or not it's cloaked in some pseudo-antiautoritarianism or garnished with a dash of irony.
8)
Quote from: East Coast Hustlestatism is statism, regardless of whether or not it's cloaked in some pseudo-antiautoritarianism or garnished with a dash of irony.
8)
Or whether it's cloaked in some pseudo-revolutionary "smash the thing" rhetoric.
But he still must be outta his goddamned mind.
we're not talking about me, we're talking about YUO. I've never said that I thought states were a bad idea, just that I'm not sure that I care for the way they're being run right now.
8)
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewe're not talking about me, we're talking about YUO. I've never said that I thought states were a bad idea, just that I'm not sure that I care for the way they're being run right now.
8)
actually I am not concerned about the whole statism/anti-statism axis anymore. I was kicked out of the "Real Anarchist(tm)" club a long time ago because I insisted that there was probably more to changing society than not washing oneself and dumpster diving.
you heretic!
8)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Verthaine
Goddess forbid discordianism ever becomes relevent.
Awomen!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
You're yelling into the void, Verthaine.
Hugh is trying to use his mod & admin status to make himself some kind "authority" in the Discordian paradigm.
Well, let him try. Authority figures = targets, IMO.
Hehhehehe! That's the funniest shit you have said yet. And ironic for you to say.
How is it ironic, personal prospects-boi?
Did I ban you?
Did I change the text of your posts?
Did I throw my "weight" around, in an attempt to establish myself as an "authority"?
Nope. That was YOU, Hugh...and now you say it is
irony when I bring it up. Now, THAT'S funny. I wonder if Turd, Gitmo, Donk, etc, find it as funny?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
How is it ironic, personal prospects-boi?
Think on it.
QuoteDid I ban you?
Did I ban you? Nope.
QuoteDid I change the text of your posts?
I changed one of your posts so that others could see what you were on about. And that change was merely restoring what you deleted. Period.
QuoteDid I throw my "weight" around, in an attempt to establish myself as an "authority"?
Now you are making shit up. Internet drama wah wah wah wah. "Notice me! Notice me! Notice me!" is basically what you are saying. That's cool, if you'd just fess up to it. Well. This has been my one minute of noticing you. I am still sure you will continue seeking attention from anywhere you can get it. Perhaps you shouldhave a drink and relax.
QuoteNope. That was YOU, Hugh...and now you say it is irony when I bring it up. Now, THAT'S funny. I wonder if Turd, Gitmo, Donk, etc, find it as funny?
Heh. Wrong again. Irony. All one need do is read your posts. You are the king of flounce afterall.
Are you now going to be the board cop and cry up a litany of complaints everytime someone and I get into a furore?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
How is it ironic, personal prospects-boi?
Think on it.
QuoteDid I ban you?
Did I ban you? Nope.
QuoteDid I change the text of your posts?
I changed one of your posts so that others could see what you were on about. And that change was merely restoring what you deleted. Period.
QuoteDid I throw my "weight" around, in an attempt to establish myself as an "authority"?
Now you are making shit up. Internet drama wah wah wah wah. "Notice me! Notice me! Notice me!" is basically what you are saying. That's cool, if you'd just fess up to it. Well. This has been my one minute of noticing you. I am still sure you will continue seeking attention from anywhere you can get it. Perhaps you shouldhave a drink and relax.
QuoteNope. That was YOU, Hugh...and now you say it is irony when I bring it up. Now, THAT'S funny. I wonder if Turd, Gitmo, Donk, etc, find it as funny?
Heh. Wrong again. Irony. All one need do is read your posts. You are the king of flounce afterall.
Are you now going to be the board cop and cry up a litany of complaints everytime someone and I get into a furore?
1. Account erased. Turd = banned. Gitmo = banned. Donk = apparently about to be banned.
2. You changed one of my rants (and no, I don't give a fuck that you thought you could "improve it"). You altered Gitmo's text during an argument. Turd? He can make that argument himself.
3. No, I'm calling you a two bit Napoleon. If you feel the need to cry like a little bitch and hide behind the "argument" of "internet drama", go right ahead...but realize that I - for one- am laughing my ass off at you. As for noticing me, I don't give a fuck whether you do or not. As for drinking, why? Apparently ALL YOU DO IS DRINK, and look what it has done to you? :lol:
4. Nope. I'm just going to keep calling your bullshit what it is.
:lol:
Now he thinks Donk is running around gabbing.
HEY, DUMBASS: I read your posts at EB&G, you paranoid fruitcake.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1. Account erased. Turd = banned. Gitmo = banned. Donk = apparently about to be banned.
So, now you're saying that GitMo was banned, and not thrown in jail, as you reported?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1. Account erased. Turd = banned. Gitmo = banned. Donk = apparently about to be banned.
So, now you're saying that GitMo was banned, and not thrown in jail, as you reported?
Rog's account was not erased. It is still there at the Bar and Grill. Rog left the Bar and Grill in a snit. He said he would never ever come back and took all of his sermons off. His bluff was called and his account was rendered inactive.
I didn't change Rog's rant (the one in question being #31). I edit/re-posted the text that was first posted by him. The only change made to that was putting something in bold. That's all. People saw it.
As for GitMo being banned, at the Bar and Grill he was because he played haxxor. I still have Rog's PM saying "You got punked!" which was sent to me on the very day GitMo did that. As for him being banned here on PD, the only one who does that is the Mgt. So if he was banned here, that is something to take up with the Mgt. (Who does as she pleases.)
Turd was temporarily banned from the Bar and Grill, but it was fair and square. You can read waht lead up to it. He is no longer banned, as the whole thing was reset.
Despite what Rog says, Donk will not be banned. And contrary to what Roger said, Donkey did run around and gab...I was online the night he did so, speaking with some of the people he was gabbing to. But that whole mess is between Donkey and I which is being worked out over PM.
I am still laughing at TGRR. He keeps amusing me.
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1. Account erased. Turd = banned. Gitmo = banned. Donk = apparently about to be banned.
So, now you're saying that GitMo was banned, and not thrown in jail, as you reported?
Gitmo was banned as "poopsmith" on EB&G long before he got in trouble.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
I didn't change Rog's rant (the one in question being #31). I edit/re-posted the text that was first posted by him. The only change made to that was putting something in bold. That's all. People saw it.
As for GitMo being banned, at the Bar and Grill he was because he played haxxor. I still have Rog's PM saying "You got punked!" Despite what Rog says, Donk will not be banned. And contrary to what Roger said, Donkey did run around and gab...I was online the night he did so, speaking with some of the people he was gabbing to. But that whole mess is between Donkey and I which is being worked out over PM.
I am still laughing at TGRR. He keeps amusing me.
1. So you changed it. Thanks for fessing up, shitheels.
2. Gitmo couldn't hack his way out of a wet paper bag. You banned him because he made fun of you (same reason you banned Turd). As for Donk, you were crying that he spoke to me...when all I did was read EB&G, and laugh at you trying to be a tyrant, you fucking rube.
3. That's fine, Hugh, because I've been laughing at you, with your little despot act. You're every bit as bad as Eric in that regard, and I think that's funnier than hell. You should just rip his forum rules off (why not? You rip everything off, sooner or later), and post them at EB&G. It would be more honest (strange as that concept may be to you).
Funniest thing is that when the business with my account and the "hidden" files went down, you tried to act like you didn't know what has happeneing, you fundamentally dishonest hack. :lol:
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1. So you changed it. Thanks for fessing up, shitheels.
2. Gitmo couldn't hack his way out of a wet paper bag. You banned him because he made fun of you (same reason you banned Turd). As for Donk, you were crying that he spoke to me...when all I did was read EB&G, and laugh at you trying to be a tyrant, you fucking rube.
3. That's fine, Hugh, because I've been laughing at you, with your little despot act. You're every bit as bad as Eric in that regard, and I think that's funnier than hell. You should just rip his forum rules off (why not? You rip everything off, sooner or later), and post them at EB&G. It would be more honest (strange as that concept may be to you).
That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
#2: Nope. Turd got banned because he kept up the crap that was stirred up over here. The posts are all there to read. GitMo? Heh, don't you have a short memory. You can't change what happened. GitMo did what he did and you and I both know it. I remember you weren't so up in arms about waht happened to GitMo back then either.
I didn't cry that Donkey talked to you. I simply stated that he did. Silly boy. No matter how many times you say that I am trying to be a tyrant, it doesn't make it true. Your whole spiel is simply a play for more attention. You bitch and cuss about how the forums or the people on the forums or the mods or whoever sucks, but you are still here.
You want some pie and cheese with your whine?
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That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
#2: Nope. Turd got banned because he kept up the crap that was stirred up over here. The posts are all there to read. GitMo? Heh, don't you have a short memory. You can't change what happened. GitMo did what he did and you and I both know it. I remember you weren't so up in arms about waht happened to GitMo back then either.
I didn't cry that Donkey talked to you. I simply stated that he did. Silly boy. No matter how many times you say that I am trying to be a tyrant, it doesn't make it true. Your whole spiel is simply a play for more attention. You bitch and cuss about how the forums or the people on the forums or the mods or whoever sucks, but you are still here.
You want some pie and cheese with your whine?
1. And then you act like you never changed it. :lol: You can't even keep your lies straight.
2. Translation: He made fun of you, so you banned him. I
saw it, Hugh. But this wasn't the first time you used your mod/admin abilities to "win" and argument, and I am quite sure it will not be the last. You are the original "big fish in a little pond". :lol: And stop lying about Gitmo, for chrissakes. You banned him because he was yanking your chain with the poopsmith bit.
3. If I had wanted attention, I would have started a new thread, instead of posting on one of yours....however, if that thought gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, go right ahead. You're a two-bit Napoleon, and one whacking great liar, and I could give a damn about your pathetic attempts to razz me about "flouncing". You're a joke, Hugh.
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1. And then you act like you never changed it. :lol: You can't even keep your lies straight.
2. Translation: He made fun of you, so you banned him. I saw it, Hugh. But this wasn't the first time you used your mod/admin abilities to "win" and argument, and I am quite sure it will not be the last. You are the original "big fish in a little pond". :lol: And stop lying about Gitmo, for chrissakes. You banned him because he was yanking your chain with the poopsmith bit.
3. If I had wanted attention, I would have started a new thread, instead of posting on one of yours....however, if that thought gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, go right ahead. You're a two-bit Napoleon, and one whacking great liar, and I could give a damn about your pathetic attempts to razz me about "flouncing". You're a joke, Hugh.
#1: Where or when? I said it a few times back when your aneurysm first broke.
#2: GitMo was banned for haxx0ring. It was funny for a second, but then I thought so be it. And it was decided to ban him. The poopsmith thing was actually pretty funny, silly boy. If I was the evil person you say, why didn't I just go and erase all of his posts? Stop being a doorknob. You have this problem with your memory and twisting around of things.
#3: You did start many new threads to get attention, silly man. Yep. and what are some of the so-called other times when I used mod/admin abilities to win an argument? Huh? "Big fish in a little pond" indeed. Ironic for you to say that, since all this flak probably comes from the fact that you got that "Access Denied" message when you wanted more mod abilities over at the Bar and Grill....then your aneurysm popped open and you have been hemorrhaging ever since.
The whole GitMo thing was witnessed, remember? You weren't the only one on there when that happened. And if it happened as you say it did, how come you didn't raise up a stink back then about it? (Seeing as GitMo was supposed to be your friend and all, and not really just another one of your own accounts.)
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#1: Where or when? I said it a few times back when your aneurysm first broke.
#2: GitMo was banned for haxx0ring. It was funny for a second, but then I thought so be it. And it was decided to ban him. The poopsmith thing was actually pretty funny, silly boy. If I was the evil person you say, why didn't I just go and erase all of his posts? Stop being a doorknob. You have this problem with your memory and twisting around of things.
#3: You did start many new threads to get attention, silly man. Yep. and what are some of the so-called other times when I used mod/admin abilities to win an argument? Huh? "Big fish in a little pond" indeed. Ironic for you to say that, since all this flak probably comes from the fact that you got that "Access Denied" message when you wanted more mod abilities over at the Bar and Grill....then your aneurysm popped open and you have been hemorrhaging ever since.
The whole GitMo thing was witnessed, remember? You weren't the only one on there when that happened. And if it happened as you say it did, how come you didn't raise up a stink back then about it? (Seeing as GitMo was supposed to be your friend and all, and not really just another one of your own accounts.)
1. You said I erased all my rants
except this one.
2. I saw it, Hugh. Why do you lie?
3. No, but thanks for distorting the facts, again. The reason I got pissed is because someone read my PMs (which was the excuse for the "access denied" bit), and because I realized what a load of utter bullshit you and Bella had been feeding me for so long. Both of you are really as two-faced as it gets, you know? You really think I got this pissed over you indulging in your habit of "victory by moderation", or over mod status on an internet forum? Hell, all you had to do was be honest..."Roger, we aren't giving you more mod status, because we don't trust you not to go berserk" (despite the fact that I have never gone berserk with mod status on ANY forum)...yeah, that would have pissed me off, but I would have gotten over it. After all, I only wanted the access so I could move posts instead of deleting them...instead, both of you lied through your teeth, while having a good chuckle at my expense. And now you wonder why I despise the both of you? :lol: You didn't think I had a few sources of my own? :lol: Teach me to put out the kind of effort I did, setting up that section in the first place. I won't be making that mistake again, at least not anywhere that you and Bella have any mod/admin abilities.
4. Gitmo was my friend, but I had - at that time - no stake in the argument. He was deliberately poking you, which I thought was funny, but he's a big boy, and can handle himself...and I DID give you shit about it (half-jokingly calling you "trollax", after the last hilarity at "The Mirror". So save your breath, and your lies.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI didn't change Rog's rant...
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That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
well, which is it?
:lol:
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI didn't change Rog's rant...
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That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
well, which is it?
:lol:
:lol:
He can't even keep his lies straight. Too funny.
You can always tell when you have Hugh backed into a corner, as well...he starts pissing and moaning about people trying to "get attention", "flouncing", etc...and never has a clue why the person is mad at him in the first place.
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I thought you were all my fwends!
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I despise you all. Fuck you!
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Goodbye. I am leaving forever.
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This forum sucks but I am not leaving.
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All you mods suck!
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I never said all you mods suck. I just said one of you sucks.
Uh huh. That's a game that's easily played. Roger, I am sorry you feel have so much at stake here. But I am not going to stop laughing. And if you were the friend you said you were, how come you never once decided to speak directly to any one of us? Why all the purulent drama all over every subforum here and probably on other forums as well? By your fruits ye shall be known.
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I thought you were all my fwends!
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I despise you all. Fuck you!
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Goodbye. I am leaving forever.
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This forum sucks but I am not leaving.
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All you mods suck!
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I never said all you mods suck. I just said one of you sucks.
Uh huh. That's a game that's easily played. Roger, I am sorry you feel have so much at stake here. But I am not going to stop laughing. And if you were the friend you said you were, how come you never once decided to speak directly to any one of us? Why all the purulent drama all over every subforum here and probably on other forums as well? By your fruits ye shall be known.
There goes Hugh, making shit up, again. Do you EVER stop lying?
Oh, and I tried to speak directly to one of you, but that person wasn't having it. Now I'm trying it again, and all I get is your lies.
And, yeah, Hugh...I DID think you and Bella were my friends, before I realized that you don't understand the term. To you, the world is divided into those who kiss your ass, and those who don't. I am perfectly happy to be in the latter catagory....since your idea of "friendship" involves nothing more than lies and backstabbing.
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There goes Hugh, making shit up, again. Do you EVER stop lying?
Oh, and I tried to speak directly to one of you, but that person wasn't having it. Now I'm trying it again, and all I get is your lies.
When Hugh does it, Roger calls it making shit up. When Roger does it, Roger calls it the troof.
Roger calls this here exchange "speaking directly"?
:lol:
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There goes Hugh, making shit up, again. Do you EVER stop lying?
Oh, and I tried to speak directly to one of you, but that person wasn't having it. Now I'm trying it again, and all I get is your lies.
When Hugh does it, Roger calls it making shit up. When Roger does it, Roger calls it the troof.
Roger calls this here exchange "speaking directly"?
:lol:
I did speak directly, though not to you. I am now. And all I get is misrepresentation and lies.
Of course, considering the truth of what happened, I can see why you feel the need to lie your ass off.
You're contemptable, Hugh.
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I did speak directly, though not to you. I am now. And all I get is misrepresentation and lies.
You're contemptable, Hugh.
Roger calls insulting and asshattery "directly speaking" yet expects better dialogue. As if he is unaware of human nature.
Roger is also contemptible, but that's his shtick. So no harm there. :lol:
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI didn't change Rog's rant...
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
well, which is it?
:lol:
:crickets:
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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I did speak directly, though not to you. I am now. And all I get is misrepresentation and lies.
You're contemptable, Hugh.
Roger calls insulting and asshattery "directly speaking" yet expects better dialogue. As if he is unaware of human nature.
Roger is also contemptible, but that's his shtick. So no harm there. :lol:
Yeah, I'm contemptible...I lie to my "friends", while talking shit behind their backs, alter their posts, and then wonder why they get upset.
Whoops. That was you.
Hugh, did you think that being a mod allows you to act like a total shithead, with everyone to terrified about their "future prospects" to retaliate?
:lol:
Listen up, shithead...you can't even keep your lies straight, as Turd pointed out. You rate nothing more than "insults and asshattery", and you're lucky to get that.
Fact is, you're a snake in the grass, Hugh. You fuck over everyone who gets near you, and then act like none of it is your fault...and then hide behind mod/admin status when you get called on your bullshit.
You're a coward, Hugh.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI didn't change Rog's rant...
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That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
well, which is it?
:lol:
:crickets:
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He voted against it, after he voted for it.
Or words to that effect.
:lol:
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Yeah, I'm contemptible...I lie to my "friends", while talking shit behind their backs, alter their posts, and then wonder why they get upset.
Whoops. That was you.
Hugh, did you think that being a mod allows you to act like a total shithead, with everyone to terrified about their "future prospects" to retaliate?
:lol:
Listen up, shithead...you can't even keep your lies straight, as Turd pointed out. You rate nothing more than "insults and asshattery", and you're lucky to get that.
Fact is, you're a snake in the grass, Hugh. You fuck over everyone who gets near you, and then act like none of it is your fault...and then hide behind mod/admin status when you get called on your bullshit.
You're a coward, Hugh.
And Rog has the temerity to call me a liar after the above sack of pus that masquerades as written text? Someone give this man an award for his ability at lying and distortion.
{The minute is over.}
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Yeah, I'm contemptible...I lie to my "friends", while talking shit behind their backs, alter their posts, and then wonder why they get upset.
Whoops. That was you.
Hugh, did you think that being a mod allows you to act like a total shithead, with everyone to terrified about their "future prospects" to retaliate?
:lol:
Listen up, shithead...you can't even keep your lies straight, as Turd pointed out. You rate nothing more than "insults and asshattery", and you're lucky to get that.
Fact is, you're a snake in the grass, Hugh. You fuck over everyone who gets near you, and then act like none of it is your fault...and then hide behind mod/admin status when you get called on your bullshit.
You're a coward, Hugh.
And Rog has the temerity to call me a liar after the above sack of pus that masquerades as written text? Someone give this man an award for his ability at lying and distortion.
{The minute is over.}
1. Yeah, I do. Truth hurts, doesn't it, you little shit? Face it, chump...you are the Ari Fleischer of the discordian community.
2. It's okay if you run. Most of the sissies do.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI didn't change Rog's rant...
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That I changed it was known by all from day one. Knuckle head. What are you on about?
well, which is it?
:lol:
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Yeah, I'm contemptible...I lie to my "friends", while talking shit behind their backs, alter their posts, and then wonder why they get upset.
.
What about the time you told me someone was reading my PM's?I later found out that no one read my PM's, you sent the information to other people after you swore me to secrecy and in the middle of it all you tried to blame me for blabbing. Yeah, that was pretty friendly :roll:
Right after that is when you started deleting all of your rants. I have been on this forum for less than a year and that was about the 3rd or 4th time you threatened that. No one begged you to not delete them this time, Roger cried wolf one too many times, oops.
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Yeah, I'm contemptible...I lie to my "friends", while talking shit behind their backs, alter their posts, and then wonder why they get upset.
.
What about the time you told me someone was reading my PM's?I later found out that no one read my PM's, you sent the information to other people after you swore me to secrecy and in the middle of it all you tried to blame me for blabbing. Yeah, that was pretty friendly :roll:
Enter the kissass. Must be dues time at EB&G.
Be specific, what the fuck are you talking about? Was this before or after you showed the PMs I sent you to Bella?
You gave it away when you mentioned that my posts had been hidden, rather than deleted. I let it slide at the time, until you decided to (again) stick your big nose into other peoples' business, and trot out the pack of lies above.
The three of you deserve each other.
I'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing. The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing.
The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
1. Whoops...you speak for everyone, again?
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2. It's not so much that you are a liar (though don't get the impression that I am taking that back), it's that you are a kissass.
I was pretty sure I mentioned that your opinion became utterly valueless to me about 8 days ago, so it puzzles me that you bothered to post in the first place.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing. The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
funniest post EVAR!
:lol:
That's it, I'm leaving!
Quote from: FnordiscordiaThat's it, I'm leaving!
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Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing. The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
funniest post EVAR!
:lol:
Hey, now, she's here to save the board from ruffians such as you and I.
:lol:
I think there've been about 5 posts of the day today.
Quote from: FnordiscordiaI think there've been about 5 posts of the day today.
That's okay, I've been saving them up.
I see, that sounds prudent.
[/GHB]
Quote from: FnordiscordiaI see, that sounds prudent.
[/GHB]
GHWB.
Are you sure you're not a snaggletoof?
No, and isn't it hyphenated?
Quote from: FnordiscordiaNo, and isn't it hyphenated?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11@#@
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing. The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
funniest post EVAR!
:lol:
Hey, now, she's here to save the board from ruffians such as you and I.
:lol:
good sir, I am no ruffian.
I'm a
hooligan.
there's an important distinction.
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Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI'm sorry Roger, but your nonsense is upsetting to too many people here, so I am dropping the whole thing. The people that know me know I am not a liar. I am not going to have anyone esle leave because of this kind of crap.
funniest post EVAR!
:lol:
Hey, now, she's here to save the board from ruffians such as you and I.
:lol:
good sir, I am no ruffian.
I'm a hooligan.
there's an important distinction.
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Troof. I am a blackguard and a bounder.
I am also a scoundrel, though I think that may have little bearing here.
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Quote from: East Coast HustleI am also a scoundrel, though I think that may have little bearing here.
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Me = teh CAD.
:lol:
Hugh has acted to preserve a thread.
Until now, this has been noticably lacking.
OTOH, this was his thread...:lol:
Worst. Mod. EVAR.
8)
Thank you thank you.
Now move along folks.
Don't mind them bodies. They'll pass.
EdIT: Re-merged, for clarity and raging goodness.
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Thank you thank you.
Now move along folks.
Don't mind them bodies. They'll pass.
True. But there are always more where they came from.
TGRR,
Is emulating his hero Hugh, in the quest to promote serious writing on this forum.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 24, 2005, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I thought you were all my fwends!
Just tripped across this.
This, right there, was the moment that I stopped being friends with Hugh. We'd had trouble before this, of course, but that was the moment at which he decided that my friendship was a subject for mockery.
I don't miss that son of a bitch even a bit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2016, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 24, 2005, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I thought you were all my fwends!
Just tripped across this.
This, right there, was the moment that I stopped being friends with Hugh. We'd had trouble before this, of course, but that was the moment at which he decided that my friendship was a subject for mockery.
I don't miss that son of a bitch even a bit.
I was not too convinced of his character after the OP. Concept was pretty good and all. Writing was fair. What stuck in my craw was the bit at the end slightly demeaning the reader and suggesting that the rest of the "cure" shit and symptomology or whatever was hidden in the post and (of course) the reader was too dim to have caught it. I got the distinct impression that he just didn't want to develop it and was being a twat hoping to draw work out of the readers. Thread confirms shittyness in several instances. Pretty sure he was the sort to take ideas in this way and... "rebrand" them to take credit.
Are my impressions far off?
No.